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' r ' And often seems a boob; Amid the foreign slickers He sometimes plays the rube; He often seems the duffer, And likes to play the clown . . . But It's another story When once the chips are down! IV He often plays the sucker In ways a little dumb; tn fact he's pretty childish (Until the punches come); He trusts a lot to fancy And harks to fairy tales . . . Until he gets his wind up And then he NEVER FAILS! v - He often is too gabby TYZ Ana irusiH a iui w t- He sometimes wears aari. ri glasses So be won't know the facts; He's futile and loquacious Until he's good and sore . But. boy, he packs a wallop When he gets into warl VI He glorifies debating And dearly loves stump; He likes to hear the gossip Around the village pump; He certainly can fiddle Upon the old dishpan ... But when It comes to fighting-It's fighting-It's "Gangway for a MAN1" ( VII ' He dearly loves his pleas ures And all his comforts, too; He much prefers life fes tive Than when it's very blue; The peaceful road's the best one- He nourishes that hunch; But once that road ain't open, You'd better duck that punch! THE V DRIVE . V is for Victory, Vigor and Vim; Hitler's aware it is Volleyed at him. V is for Valor, Vs for the Vote Well worth preserving And keeping afloat. V is for Voltage Behind every clout; V is for Vermin We've got to drive out V is for Vortex And all of us know Into it war lords Will presently go. V is for "Vittles" By sea and by air; V's for Velocity Speeding 'em there. ' V is for Vertical That's" where we'll be Long after Adolf is . Flat as cold tea. V means Vitality V stands for Vow V is for Victory Coming . . . and howl V is tor Vitamins Needed la war; We have a lot and can Find a lot more. V stands for Verdun And Vimy Ridge, too; That it's tor Vichy Is awful but true. So plaster the highways For I have a hunch Vs will be vital in Planting THAT PUNCH! Add similes: as useless as an airraid air-raid warning to a maa attending an Olsen k Johnson show. The synchronizing of radio advertising adver-tising with the war bulletins is be- j tag marked by many amusing bulls, : but the best one so' far happened i when this came out of the air the I other night: I "A big force of enemy airplanes is reported over the Pacific coast 'eilies . . . Prepare for your next headache with Such and Such tab- 1 Vts." TF YOU'RE f,iK.. I you may find that U Service gives the opnJ; Ci you want. For Uncle many chances to get ah.fl 5ri In some office j0K,yonueand- uirougn six grades V .8s iunicJ x-TCTiTT x . LiEti Pl ptettr ' r; .sue Stenographer, starting at i i may become a Senior. . Principal. 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