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Show LEHI SUN. LEHI. UTAH OTHER NRA'S For merchants: k0 THE FEATHERHEADS ..S.1- 11 Funny I Hi ( vrrM wauLP FJ . -jm THAT'S . I counts. jxo Bank ij For church clubs: N r. 1 dotes. , ,' V ., -vJ- For snappish cBimiM. , marks Acidulous. For the wets: No Rotten For girls next door? v. toll!1 Arias. Boston Transcript, H BewToUh Irate Father Hm o. . TO BE FOOLED VB lnM man do a day's work after I) vifNTnw. John, dear, mj slater, nlghtT Bell and her steady are coming to Marion He gays four hourf j Is all a man needs. i I call on us tonight. So you must act ,. rrr nf an Ideally nappy mar rled man. She's not quuw uio i ... . htm vet. A FINNEY OF THE FORCE BfTodOWJU A Couple of Zeros BET fOU CANT J COMH OM NOW, TetL iab WHAT I IT? i-r STARTS Por.i luUTHiM'-NUTHlH' W 1 , ,,e J SHUC rwn xr- 1 1 ... ..... .. Thn fasvaeeivi Leave ii. i ic That lobster trimmed me In a Pk ,., nnm. This la my chance to vin matters. Just leave It to me Border Cities Star. man The BOBBY THATCHER-Hiring A Hall. Bv GEORGE STORM - r"" JEM I , IMTeST0 trl SUCH Jf V STWtTED PASSU -THHJkfe. ' ! fc StLuZE 1 WAT BUtIf VOU AHT TO S fVom Auu-rvm "towns 7 ws tws Jfr""r"l i i (I vMtTTJra Cir H,RS A MA, T?a drummers sxTftowaa bbbms ukh jjf w y,mooW.. J C . 1 t fflterjniP II2 " Samp room riqtt herb w X ,. : ' ' Bv C M. PAYNE S'MATTER POP Anyhow, ThatU How It FeeU , ,'-euLO Wfioji Vou li if p?) 1 m 3.nrT.s (omaL J attuT . im Just AkpwK" K3 OT fr -T-HT(R( t I CfrA ) TO A iT A- J pie IT rfii.lt.-T) Safe at Lal "What is there to console a n nriann?' auks a lecturer. i thought that he hasn't got to get up I 0 ... ... ...AA MnA t in the middle or tne nigui w there are burglars In the place. London Humorist . -; ; . ;. A Self-Strter Doctor Don't let your husband drink strong coffee. It excites him too much, uric-. tt Ha pnffM is not strong, ha sets excited of his own accord. Kolnische Illustrlerte. Wat It Monday? The Bosun Why didn't yon report re-port those signals from the flagship? The Rookie I thought they were Just hanging out their wash. Brook- lyn Daily Eagle. Cob Humor xfaaa rnV McOarry (at football -'-' - ... , iM.iTn tnhiA How did you una rtimmi Ttv lnoklns under tne Vlvuivuw - potato.-U. S. S. Holland Hollander Doesn't Bother Him "Jackie, this Is terrible. I have to annA vnn nil dav ions." HV.W - irwin' ornrrw mnmiBT. I am HOI a buTensltlve." Hamburg Hummel Irate Father-Who tola hh, i man needs? Brooklju Eai Lack of Uterett -That stunning blond ki looking at son all m. saya she wants to meet yof "I know It, but there's a doing." 'Come., old man, job twe k. apology" 'No, I owe her allmonj.-i Transcript. - ImproTtintnl Tom I want to marry t M $20,000. Dick I shan't mam for J ... - snail marry ror Drama, Tom Naturally, we'ra ktt what we've least of.-Border Star. How It'l Dob "How Is It that that uiar tlst at the circus sideshow cai teeth so painlessly f j "A brass band blares oat ' ly at the dentist's signal tt audience can t hear the rlctln he hollers." Pathfinder Muu No Pride ne I know where I can good second-hand car for M She Oh. Tom 1 Would son get hurt in that kind of i car! Wants TripU FFF A piano? Yes, sir. A piano?" "Grand nothing. I want nlflcent piano." "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" What You Call Team Work!! TVW5 3 WIFFIMO OuT-AMO OuT-AMO IP YOU TWO UOAFCRS THINK IM TO WORK MV fTMGES TO THS BOMS NOUVa GOT ANOTHER TWNK COMtNO OUST PEEL OFP NOUR COATS- VOVRS GOtMGTO PITCH (M AM HELP MO Si I III &oah!iTS mot!! ?4 0-n.J3 UKS TO 6CT ON8 SOCK -rviArr WHO SAIO A MAN'S HOUSB is ma cASTue r -.-VmT- I T.I t.EH t DDIS -I'M ALL. IN KAVBTOJ 6EB4 TH OC&AU AROUND? kio-AM"VE BEEN WRESTLING WITH THESE fOR i TWENTV MlNOTeS- WHAT DO VOU I SUPPOBB SHE'S y 7 .S ' Pi , CROSSWORD PUZZLE ) n JL C-J 2 sy- 53 J J , ' s nr -ir-ir w y, ir-! r vr rrw-yr j ' - t M- ;.. IP- j3f" Si SJ I f . fs P"" b.5aji it i.s 57" i jj f4-r I 1 i ri r-JT "T" rsr !Ll. J rTTrp- F j F n j ii i i i i ixu CopyrUht. ' ..i 14 Proooaa TELLING HIM In the group. "If n erer gets out. cable me at mj expense." Maid It's ne use, aorr, 1 cant stand the wUsus. Master isarcasUcaiiy) It's pity Bridget, that I couldn't have ai?td a wife to suit you. Maid Sure, aorr, we all make mistake. Na Sce4 Escape In I'arU a guide waa showing toiot tourista the tomb or apo- leoa. This Immense sarcophagus," i,i thi iilde. "wetehs 40 tons. In- stlt of that la a steel receptacle wetsrhlnff 12 ton, covering a lead pa casket hermetically scaled, wi2hti! over two tons." rt aaema to me that you've got ts!m aU right," remarked a lackee Tkey Look Good New Vnn stwm la be doioz a pretty good business," we remarked to the eld clothes man, Yml" he arlnned. "rott'a be sur- nrtiWHl at the number of former up pity boys who are baying back the discarded clothes tney oia me rhflo when tlmea were ousn,- Ciactnnatl Enquirer. CRESCENDO Musician At last I have an Idea that will brloa me fame. Friend And what Is your great Lies? Musician Too know what "The Wedding March" dHJ tor Mendel aha: well, ins going te write Divorce March." OFF HIS ETIQUET code forhlda us to have more than 28.000.000 bacteria to the quart, and yoo wouldn't believe how long it takes to count 'em. Pathfinder Magatlne. HIGH HATTER PUN(T)STERS I liJi-iX .UUl-IM-l. "I E I- i iAJ tt-4. evsM 1 y W Horizontal. 1 Reacrrca a Aceordtsg te Tnlne H Palfill IS Tamtortablo 1ft Tk rabrtanthr Terfc IT A laai neirart 19 Traveler' bag 31 A rooai la a hareaa . as Aalt-akUl s Eatlrely 15 B7 26 To becoma weary 28 A aoaadlBB Inatraaaeat 83 A branrh S3 Growlac out as-Wkeat 88 Eaat Indian ellmbe S7 AalmBl roanlaat a-o fM.u. kri 4S-Tka toarao 45 Grataltr 4A A alt " ' I Cornaieal aaaak u-"'"' mar i- a;a ,r!alrrd arlaaa ai nt.iitv 2 Mi-loalea 4 lavcat rhk a fca . OS frame ma a i... mmmmni Bib Korea Stat-U T9 Electrical Bait Tl An oztiact bird! 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I Deraaarea Taa leaalas laa SWA aeoaadret f Skeltered Bide Mildew oa pUala ta Aa aaeleat aaler IS Ckraatelo at a year 19 Coaiailaaloa 1 Oeaart 4 Divide -aeraeat S Haay tlmea It xca 19 Calrtaaa AalaUa akrak m a valcaao jO Vehicle ils-OrteaUl wekjMjlM,., 40 DMekaa 44 Flit SB"1: 48 Emlta foaie BftlWl Cft Defr p 54 waoa - Ie(T(t ! 58 What El WW e Stretch tn rn tetra Soiab'oe Ha Waa Wlaa ' Butcher I cant give yon further credit ; your bill Is bigger now thaa I it should he. llaa I know that Just make It I out for what it should be and I'll pay it. ORE SATISFACTION CANT BE EOUGH Hate te Sboot "Have yoa and your husband! really fallen outf "Tea." sobbed the HaHTwend! star. "Send for the photographers." 1" vrMh |