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A I 1 1 A THIS charming little frock has Sgure-hne, and it looks so crisply tailored, that you can appropriately appropriate-ly make it up in spun rayon or thin wool for runabout, as well as in gingham or percale for round-the-house. Its piquant simplicity looks especially attractive in gay prints and high shades, punctuat ed by buttons and braid. Full aver the bosom, high-shouldered, with a tiny waist finished by a sash bow, pattern 1909-B is just about as new and becoming as it Nina You were seen with Mr. X on the night of the storm. His wife knows everything. See page 19 of the May True Story Magazine, now an sale. Adv. Eat in Dreams Yet eat in dreams the custard at the day. Pope. ever so sim7LT wear this spring feminine and pretty Ver This is a particularly to make. Try it, if youldre; done much sewing and L aIec Detailed Patient Barbara Befi PatST , is desienPrt fnt l'"1 . 20. nH in sl2.l4,ir measurem;;1. yards of 36-inch m terfc ut nao: 1 vr i,..erial order to: se - 18, bust 38 2s. out SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DPP, , 149 New Montgomery av, San Francisco . . e' Enclose 15 cents in eota. h, Pattern No Size Name Address ......... Half-Timft Natives of Dahomey Afe! "c.Y. o new iaea of kingsu Thev consider th 4t :6 ' tant that the king must be on du' every hour of the day. But sine-no sine-no human being could stand a L..H 1.1 ItTi uuux joo mey nave two kinv one for the night and one fbr'fte uay. John Don't listen to her. TrasA is sure to result Bead "A Girl and My Husband" in May True Sto Magazine and be warned. It'i i OAltS uow. Aav. Sorrows of nthr He who for others' sorrows car; no jot, the name of "man" fc; man deserveth not. Saadl You can DUST and never RAISE a dust. 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