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KOPK CM IPtrrTR AND &1AKE5 TERtSItD 10 Fit TCP O! B TJRNEP UfcHTtD "WAT NOW A IfiT Cf PWPER COMfS COT SUCCESSFUL TOUR "We must go to Stratford," a tour-1st tour-1st on a visit to England said to his wife. "What's the use of that?" asked she. "We can buy Stratford postcards post-cards In London." "My dear, one travels for something some-thing more than to send postcards! I want to write my name on Shakespeare's Shake-speare's tomb!" Montreal Star. Encouragement At an English theater they were playing "The Forty Thieves," and as the company numbered only eight, the entry of the robbers Into the cave was achieved by their passing out at the back of the stage and entering en-tering again at the front. Unfortunately one of the robbers walked with a limp, and when he had entered five times a voice from the gallery cried : "Stick it, Hoppy last lap!" And He Went Hi Way Sinister-Looking Individual (significantly) (sig-nificantly) Is yer 'usband at 'ome, ma am? Lady (resourcefully) Well, If he's finished his revolver practice, he'll be playing In the back garden with our bloodhounds. Did you want to see' him? London Tit-Bits. Hard Luck's Limit They were discussing their bad luck. "Do you know, Bill," said one, "my luck is so dead out that If I threw a dollar bill into the air it would come down an Income , tax demand note." The Whole Story "Hello, Smith, old man, haven't seen you for some time." "Been in bed seven weeks." "Oh, that's too bad. Flu, I suppose?" sup-pose?" "Yes, and crashed!" Montreal Star. DODGING THE OLD TASK Wife (pleadingly)--John, why are you staying out every night until after 10 o'clock? Hubby Sh I Don't you know Bobbie Bob-bie has begun those Infernal geometry geom-etry lessons again? Thought Revived Lionel By jove, old fellow, when a man's In love he begins to think that his eyes are open for the first time! Sympathizing Friend Yes, and when it's all over he sometimes has the same sensation I Vancouver Province. The Grata Is Greener Man Did your wife scold you when you went home so late last night? . Friend No. For once I was In luck. The people next door were having a family spat and she was so busy listening that she forgot all about me. Chelsea Record. Proper Treatment Kurse A woman came Into our hospital the other day and she was o cross-eyed that the tears ran right down her neck. Boy Friend You couldn't do anything any-thing for her, could you? Nurse Certainly; we treated her for bacteria. Pathfinder Magazine. The Real Point British Guide (showing places of interest) It was In this room that Lord Wellington received his first commission American Tourist (suddenly Interested) Inter-ested) How much was It? ner night thing rriw "1 comfortable,1 U Possibly VJ t enough, there-. . 1 er-"l Please convenient way n Let up In the back "ieki-V; , n 0108 may b. m 9106 tern. Be sure to write jlaliri NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE:! BEIt and SIZE. I Complete, diagrammed k a included. Send your, order to Snfai Pattern Department, 232 Fcsl.' eenth street, New York, 5. 1 1 EUREKA! J "Archimedes," read the Ki aloud, "leaped from hlsbsiUj lng 'Eureka! IJureka!'" D ment," said the teacher, the menning of 'EurckaT" "E nipans I have found it," said "Very well. What had Ard- found?" questioned the tfids j bov hesitated, then venturei : fully. "The soap, Blrr'-TeM Tribune. I Can't Get Ayk "But, my dear," bleated lk little hcn-rcked tasbaat . I been talking for half toe. j, haven't said a word." "No," snapped Wi i haven't said anything. W I x been listening In a most i manner, and rm not goiE' for IL"-Bordcr Oues F Hii Bel Work I They had been toef ' of certain authors w "j their work at night ,1 "Wlicn does our tij bier do hisbest wrkj";:, -In the daytime, ; that's when he m; Jjf keeps the garden generals . Montreal Star. 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