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Show THE LEHI SDN. LEI1I. UTAH f foig fie Concrete Scrapa of v Hum frivetaremiiy 0) TOO MUCH FOLIAGE mnn who had been absent for a considerable time, and who during hla travels had cultivated a great crop of whlKkera and mustaches, visited vis-ited a relative whose little girl had been his special favorite. The little girl made no offer to salute hlra with the usual kiss. wh child " said the mother, "don't you give your old frleud klr Mother." answered the child, 1 don't see any place." Labor. No Work After Hours The maid spoke sharply through the door. "No, I can't give you anything. any-thing. You'll have to come back after five, when madam U here." Tm sorry, miss," said the beggar. "My hours are only 0 to 5." Eoston Transcript lnn?tM, W V if , " ' OH HIGHWAY CWA pur pet Peeve- p 5c a r1 :Bfc -AwJfcCL glpl Wt Old A( Begins A mnPBzlne article Is headed: "When does old age begin 7" We are rprainded of an answer to the same question once made by ft lady who Old not look her years. "To me," sho.eald, "old age Is always 15 years older than I am." Boston Transcript THE FEATHERHEADS Br (Morn The lid Is Off pi I'LL JUSTIFIED WORRY aii i-utI ALL r:iJTI Vf-ill A eiAl U AT WHAT FOR, nj-i.l'- b-Lltui Bill GIVE IM-fOU A NEW HAT 1 KlMO OP HAT I MAI VOU'P LIKE f5 lc Ilovr did you lose your hair?" "Worry I I was In constant fear that I was gofjigr to lose it" SS&TCS Sefv if WHO, ME? WELL AS To SHOW AM O AH-AH -HOW IMTEREST IN Ml A ABOUT THAI -surTOiCTI ONS BACK. IS i -r MERCY NO THAT'S Oil I WEARING THAT STYLE NOW NO? WELL ruerl. HOW arouT THIS ONE lM FROMT! GRACIOUS HOW Sj"T . , . . . ARftirr hats' EVERYBODY BAWN- THAT -u, it have a perennial gatfe j mil for ; Cddl Gardens self -pronouncing list J uianiing gume 01 plii shrubs, and trees. Ogdra, Cut Vlet Pmw Yon really outrht to come to Shrimp- tun with me next summer. I had a wonderful time there this year, I won a beauty competition. Kuby No, I think I'd rnther go to more crowded place. Calgary Herald. TTvrvrnv rt? tut: rniJPT? tyyuhnM Experienced Th. Ideal Punk Teller Sciry, madam, but yiur account Is already overdrawn. Madam-Well, what It It Is, young mant Can't 1 do as I please with my own account? I'athflnder Magazine. Loarnad by Obiervinf Miss Oushlncton Where did you learn all thotie bra'itlful new glides nd dips? i'rol'eiwr Tumps I managed a comiiany of trained seals for four years. Brooklyn Dully Eagle, y&Z. BE ?.S.CHANCeYweS-OHflS. HO POUBT-I Ol '( OF COURSE - WAYMIMBEK 5EBiM VZ AT TH -STATIOM HOUSS AMD WHAT CAM I J0 FOR. You 7 N KIM COME 'LGWCr f WHAT? THAT wit' mb - ver. A means rLL.rjAyE BOMDSMOM WiTPREW To TAT n aw vfeR &AIL-So Yel r'NOvJ WON'T A WEul BAIU U GET WWNcj- i law BOND -r I A. COUruc w yr- W---3 ir 1 AT l-cAiJ WARRANT SrTT 1 - . I 1 . - V I -THAT BB Too 0AAP.' rSAY-OFFlC&R, TES-I HAT6 TO Bl) ifCff ASHAMB ULXUSf- ;TAlL 7l WEAR MY JOOO VkATA IMTUEMOM ) AlOKKS- TO MY Lri-c? DUDS TO 3"AlL-So ESi SHOULP ROOW WITH Jte CLOTHBS . I BLyyAYS KEEP A HAV5TBE IOCKEP '1LUGBT MY LA oLT SOlT FOR 5JCH K upr rt"wmb vMr-i WHC,E 1 1. .lls- i sis 1 rzr 1 -"i fcO- m r . k 1 1 ... . ' a m ma v . AtM Utah Service Stations In Utah and Idaho THIS WEEK'S PRIZESTi Altho 1 aiwajn line uun products wnen i uvm n uui, realized their outstanding quliir moved to caiitonua. If yon could ( into the kii t Iyot Angeiei ana near ua ami mend the Utah prodncti at tkt ill yoa would never hava a ioaat nperior qnalitjr, and wonld ilv on buyins Intermonnuin pradiiu. 1 MBS. EDNA KjU IAPTER J Hi: WW ' t.J lilT t IDUC sedlto aa cane (ittnee I It 4 seen or Misted a j( all P "joi toda kuBat I) io3 be I canoe w iit JOB 1 far eaot BOBBY THATCHER- By GEORGE STORM Early Bird Suitor lshlnB)-VVeU, since you don't want to marry me after all, per-hai per-hai sou'H return my ring. Girl (acidly) If you muwt know, your Jeweler bus called for it ib ready. Moustbiue, Help tl Violitt Maker. That vIollulMt la using a violin Uiat Is 200 renrs old." "The miser I WUh all the money he earns be could afford the best of iodor Addles. "Tour woman." Staying Power wife seems ft garrulous "Garrulous? Why. If I suddenly went dumb It would take ber a week to Cnd U out." -Per Lusttge Saache. "' :-:pr y ; Y on ves, but we'd '.'l l VOU WAMTA STAY -( ,SMT V. BSTTEFl BB CETTINO 1 "'-'J ro AMcnmsR tec- , y this .-(overt, to that sals op I ''W'A TKiKB, PROFBSSOR, YOUtU J iMTERSSTIMGj Epg DRbSS5S AT '.vW MAFTA PAY AHOTMBKf. j-f CORA-.. EMPORIUM BEFORS "': A DWB t "- V 7 THEVrB ALL. PICKED , i ? OVER'"! I , US KEEPS i near SKUU- BOHES UIKB HS WAS OR.OERIKG A SUIT OUT OP A CA.TAA.Oaue W MAT'S THE MATTER NOW, ISTER. YOU jfT THINK S A PAKE, iO YOU m Dr Store Helo "That Rlrl Is certainly the picture ot heath., Ves. She's Tery well painted." E.iy Wy "Do you bctlere In heredity T" "Uather; that's bow I got all my money." S'iMATTER POP He Calls For A Count I 'FoT'.tve- 4eT J OKI M SA3 Si.fl MAWrjft T4 I THE FLAVOR n a n irrt " f V A" ' 1 OP 'I VI Mas.A&ufi.&! MOT J 0 By C Me PAYNE f MAWTi Voob I lb t-T-reve, Count ,S ) Mti.ssy The BeW SynAme. tru jBm "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES A Demonstration- 1 1 ' r i COMQ 04, tAOY WHX. CMOW I YOU HOW HB CiCa I SWAM "THQ CMSA.rSH . jii i rs 1 1 ikscix A LCJ& CAY f CUCSftAMb 9TP.OKQ I I VTM A Bi HARO J KICK UKB 1 I THIS- I VOU LOW eOUMDERl I Hi. TEACH YOU TO I KICK A rS PEYSTER J ij'jiFij G fee w be ! to wst these j is ipe J - Of 8 ii wort utnexp r free ,ente wtotmt iirtat hi ; t Boat ; mbere, f -i Jon iwi 't'i ta New Grar, fa Hotel Salt lake 0 BUI j Opposite Htw Port plat y Federal BuMiaf Salt Lake's Most Port M Medium Priced Eo. On. Block from Tkto 4 Shopping Diatnrt 1 I qhu! New Modern Coffee SM f yw in Connlio 1 (Open Dar "B f Vn M. H. THOMPSON. 1W. 5 .- - -ii Hpt Free Garden Gaiie wmm. 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