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Show I THE LEU! SUN. LEIH, UTAH Along the Concrete BELLS M &h THAT FUNNY FEELING It was the eve of the party, and young Hobby wus constantly thinking think-ing of Joys to come. "Oh, mum," he said, "I do feel so excited r "Excited, denrr said his mother, reallzlns the cause. "What Is exclt-edr exclt-edr "Why," said the boy, "It's being in hurry all over." Loudon Answers. Empty A lawyer was endeavoring to Impress Im-press the court with the fact that his clients had always been anxious to settle the cade by agreement. l"0ur Honor," he said, "eighteen months ago we held out the olive branch "lea," responded the Judge, "but there were no olives on It. -Boston Transcript. Fair Eicbanga He leaned over the garden frnce. "I say, old fellow," he said, "I ua doretand that you have Thomson's new rake," The neighbor nodded. "Good," said the first. "If you'll let me borrow that occasionally, I'll Jut you use Jones' roller whenever you need It.' Stray Stories. Confeiiion Friend Doesn't It shock you to hear your duughtor using expres sions like "Oh, hir Mother No, I envy her, I've wanted to line thent myself a good many times, but with my strict bringing up I Just can't tret up enough nerve to spit them out, though 1 do think them, Cincinnati Kuqulrer. HOW IT WORKS Turn The rain fulls alike on the lout end the unjuht. Jack Yes, and they both get stuck In the tmid. Very, Very Bad Mniine, ago seven, had Just returned re-turned from a movie, and her aunt wanted to know how she liked It. "Oh, you ought to see It, auntie," said the child. "Hut If you go you better take a lot of handkerchiefs. It's awful and -ono dies and two get married." Chicago News. Hit Own Uptown He doesn't look like a hero, but he snys he saved a man's life during the war. I wonder how he did It. Duwntown lodged the draft I presume. Herder Cities Slur. Facial Expreiaioa First Actor Why did they change the show from "Hamlet" to "Macbeth"? "Mac-beth"? Second ActorThe hero needed a have and he didn't have the necessary neces-sary funds. Brooklyn Eagle. , . One ContoUtion "It must be dreadful for you to have your own son In Jail for Joy. riding." "Anyhow, It's a comfort to know where he is at nights." Border Cites Star. Trim tt Down Mrs. Dinks What I say never swma to bear fruit Mr. Dinks It might If you pruned It a bit Our Pet Peeve- w . . . : Y or I OUST A MOMENT PLEASE. . 'TILL I GVTM THE FEATHERHEADS B0Wno The Head of the House fWSffE YoU CO ALWAYS TRYiMO- TO Imllllllllllilllilii 1 HAVE. VotJfii WAY,fAMp TriE J WHY CAN'f YOU f f J 1 I ALL,fHa MAM SHOULP BEjjl)l Tdf HEAP OP THE V. " ' HOUSE AMD HIS f WO(?I PESPECTeP WHAT HAS BECOME? OF TUB CUHQMGr I SUPPOSE SHE PlEP Op VINE TYP& OP WOMAN 2 TH6 SHORTAGE OP SJURY OAK MEIsl V 1 y I. ' in -ilI Vr- A Li I UfCI I lb THAT'S ALL Vol! THWK Op Mb Pn 1 nvw t AM I COULD HAVE lllilllllllHIIiUlillUIII Jiiilli iaMATV Vol! 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