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"I caught the biggest fish of my career last night It was a bass, and what a whopper, too. Do you know, fellows, fel-lows, bellev It or believe It not, that fish weighed about seven pounds. Some fish, what? Ills son, who had remained Interested Inter-ested throughout the story, now spoke up. "Yes, and do you know, daddy was so kind, he gave It to my little kitten," kit-ten," he said. Dutt and All Kumme Is your wife savlngt Backe Very when she sees any loose tobacco under my writing table ta-ble she sweeps It up carefully In a dustpan and puts it back in the tobacco to-bacco Jar. Brooklyn Dally Eagle. ALL SETTLED The young man who had bmh calling so frequently on Helen came at last to see her father. Finally the suitor made this announcement: "It'a a mere formality, I know, but we thought it would be pleasing to you if It were observed In the usual way." Helen's father stiffened. "And may I Inquire," he asked, "who suggested that asking my consent con-sent to Helen's marriage was a mere formality T "Yes," rplled the young man. "It was Helen's mother." London Tit-Bits. Observant "nave you seen the cashier this morning? "Yes, sir. ne came In without a moustache and borrowed the railway timetable." London Everybody's Weekly. COVERING UP H. Should Talk ' "Sorry, but I can't pay my losses." "You're a fraud, sir, to play without with-out money how am I going to pay for my drinks?" Berlin Berliner II-lustrlerte. Something In Common "Darling. I could not afford that antlqne Jewelry for you, but I bought you a car," , "That is sweet of you, but It U not the same thing." "Well, it is old, anyway." Chapter and Versa "My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of." "Forgets everything, eh?" "No; remembers everything." El Paso World News. Writer "You say you earn money with the pen?" "Yes, I write my uncle every week for a check." Holding Out "Does your new boy friend know your agef "Well, part of It" Smith's Weekly. The Boss The typewriter has limitations. lim-itations. Stenographer no w's that? The Boss When you're writing with a pen and don't know how t spell a word, you can drop a blot. All Explained "We get salt from the sea V "And pepper, dad?" "Certainly." "And oil?" "No, we get oil from sardine tins." -Florence II 420. Bad Newa Keep Client nave you told the gentleman gentle-man that I am musical? That I play five Instruments? Matrimonial Agent No, I am breaking it gently to him. Munich Fliegende Blaetter. It's tha Rule I Chief Smoking in the oftlcef Clerk It la a pencil, not a ctgar, sir. Chief Pencil or not, no smoking in the office. Venice Gazzettlno D-lustrato. 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