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Show THELEHI SUN. LEW, UTAH pTHERHEADS By Obom IMPERATIVE No Need for an Efficiency Expert Mlstnh Brown, what fob yon call fiat son of youli's Izaak Walton, when he was baptized George Wab-Ingtonl" Wab-Ingtonl" : . ':. Because, sah, flat rascara repn- tashun fob terac'ty made dat change lroper'tlve.'' 1 . , ef . -SCt r I Saay! this 2 ?esiees, rvs used ffl well, p you'd v-i A WARD -JOB ; ' NBARLY ALL. tub HURRY VOU COULO V AND TME BAftDSK PAlMT AND I'M WOT 3 FINISH IT BPFORB I ARB VERY PRyjfK HALF F.N.SDir Jff1" lS AUU r - ' hNNEY OF THE FORCE 1 hp m6 An ""l. rzMw M, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL AN THC AS )4K&AL IK i J n1 si a ByTcdO'LoogMin W'MMr Kniptpat Wmou Wasted Effort ALL AV A SUDDEN A MAM DASHES PAST AAf? INfTO -TH' PATROL. Ol WALKS OIER AN SEI -Tb HM SEZ. Oi:w WMUT'S THE IDEA?" l2 ii ill AN HP SBZ. -fo MBS weu,Yer sbb oi MAD -To STHAND TH UAVT TOIAA& J" JlliiWTi 1 'WTO iftiif uut i-r was -fWAT STOWY, MICHAEL? I WAS tlS-TENIM' TO Hurt??! SEZ IT WAS SLUSHY OUT ALACHI. slushy.'! oAlong the Concrete Trapped tt 111 IS. MM 1 ::v-:K':vXO (Cirrlrhf, W. K. P By Ctarlrt Sughroa FF AVSJ 0WUN NESTERWN WE GOT KLIM M AH AUTO) ( ELAPSE THE ?UOWE RU3S AUb A 1000 Do They Have Phones in Both Places Aovrr van QEKmY , -y - f ' IIGE WASHINGTON'S TRAVELS WASHINGTON'S Aarflinj report on French dmgn covered Vl atout ten thousand words. It was written hy Kim in two days, peedily printed and sent across.the waters to rouse the liing and memters of the British Parliament. With modes! pride in the success of his firft important mission, and meditating upon the fuU import of his hazardous journey, the young man, now approachingthe age of twenty-two. mounted his horse and rode away to Mount Vernon. 14 By Jame3 W. Brooks AH l ihu R iW.Imb By f ALVTM tadfh JOURNAL Major G&v WiJLmght 4 k NT flit ffcn. H0REKT IXWmiE ISqt itt AUta s Lirulnuc'tiutvmn; mj Comnutdcr inCtiict VIXG1HA, TO THf COM MAN DA NT FRENCH FORCES C0VERNOR' LETTER, Ahp a TKAKSUTION or -rut ruMcti crncEHii answer fV N the day following his return, Washington was joined By J Lord Fairfax in a morning ride. As usual, they were an uncommunicative pair. Finally the old fellow broke the silence. ?r "George, I have tent (or copiee ol your report to ttai to my hieait la EoIanJ. It U welt done. I am pleated that you would not talk much of it A UA nihL Men who do not talk ahout themaelvea are the moA 'Ww. talked ahout hy other. Silence often inaurea pralae." Vftf' , , ,., , f 'Mi v t j'. . . . . . - ' iyyy , ' y 1 AGREES WITH HER DOG "She says this place disagrees with her." "Then why doesn't she leave?", "Seems her png has gained a pound." OMIT PRACTICE Green Clerk What business ara you In, sir? New Guest I'm a skipper. Green Clerk Well, don't practice your profession here till you settle your bill. SOME TEACHERS L MA "Who taught yon to skate?" "Well, last year George taught me. The year before It was Charlie, Char-lie, and the year before that, I taught my8elL" LITTLE TO SAY It I SI HI MI. Wlfle There's nothing more to be said I Hubby Then youll say It, of course. NO CHARGE FOR WATER Lady What part of the price do you charge for the water In your milk? Milkman Not a cent I charge only for the mlik that's In the water, wa-ter, ma'am. |
