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Show PAGE TVVO HoweAboQt- fX Ball Syndicate WNU Service $r ED HOWE lL Jl Id a meal cartoon a number of men are shown arriving at a resort to have a "good time. Only one man brings his wife; all Hie other Jeer at biro because bin wife Is along. This note la seen In pictures and print every day. Who la Mi blame Wives or husbands! The Impression la given thai wives are wet blankets, U It the .fault of wives? Or are husbands so low the presence of good women spoil their fon7 Do women ppoll the "good times" of men by nagging, or do husbands Just naturally find wives annoying. . An onusuul writer baa Just appeared ap-peared : he frankly confesses he does not believe the world will ever he rid of poverty, crime. Ignorance, misery mis-ery and (manners. Most of the good gentlemen are working to get rid of all these, and think success Is almost within sight There Is actually no such thing ns equality except In constitutions and other scraps of paper. The burdens of men are steadily growing heavier: the women are becoming be-coming more unmanageable and expensive ex-pensive and so are the children. Accept the leadership of no one iimn unreservedly. However wise a iimn may tie, he canuot know It all; other meu know a little. Accept truth here and there, first trying It out carefully In your own laboratory How the world progresses! , . See that you progress and have some part In the big things being accomplished. accom-plished. To progress Is the naturnl way; the steady growth of the world proves It. " , If a man hns a wife who doesnt perform very well, the women pay: "Isn't It too had he didn't get a good one?" And usunNy they have one picked out for hi in. Usuully he has. MO. An old medical mnn I know says doctors are not much heeded, except Hirgeotis, And this man Is not a sur-peon. sur-peon. He further says that nine out f ten c8C of Illness are due to Improper Im-proper diet, and might be cured by fasting and less and more proper food thereafter. "The few wonders In my profession," the doctor says, "are accomplished ac-complished not with medicine, but with surgery." I do not like certain things. What are my rights when I come In con tact with themt Should I sneer, at-nek, at-nek, 11? Into a rage, or get awuy from hem ns soon as possible, remembering remember-ing that I annoy others! There are certain womanly qualities quali-ties so admirable that the world has i-itig agreed In admiration. I wonder that so many flappers In politics and social life depart from them and take the risk. I never knew a foollch person who did not endeavor to frequently give the Impression that he was a rent thinker, and that real thinkers are ex ceeillngl.v scarce. I'm not grumbling at public affairs l in looking at them, I am grateful to the few who like me, and endeavor to be agreeable, that I may not lose their favor. There are certain types of men 1 know will not like m ; and they will misrepresent me ; every one Is a liar In speaking of those he does not like. So I am not annoyed because of their misrepresentations: misrepre-sentations: 1 know it Is one of the natural things, and natural things we must respect. The professional writers are Indlg mint because business meu are lutely writing fur print Why should writing for print be routined to a class more than conversation? con-versation? Rverjone Is able to write (or should be. considering the ( humher of schools maintained) Why should .not anyone express hU idea tuul discoveries? When ama teurs need assistance, professional ed liors are able to give It and llteratur is being bcnetiied by the invasion. Learn to write and talk better, that you oiiij he In position to oppose the professionals who are almost ruining the country with lark of information wit. caiulor. and common sense. . ' Aftei the people And out for them selves the common and Important truths, literature disputes them and bring confusion. Literature has al wars N-eti more concerned with fancy than witn fart. popular belief Is very unreliable It Is j.inerully believed thai no negro attend? party, or goes on the streets, without carrying a razor as defensive weapon. I'olkeineD say they very rarely Bnd a negro earrjln rasor. It Is the poorest of defen nlve weyjMnS. A dagger is much bet ter; a pistol better still. No nmr could put up fairly good fight lti-a lti-a razor, as It has no bantl1 to sup ixtrf throat AVsKTV CRAHArt-BQNMER. BROWNIE'S ACCOUNT T.illle Brownie came back 'to Rrownleland and Fairyland with an 'account of whnf he had been seeing. see-ing. "Do tell us everything y o a saw," said the others to HUlle Brownie, and BII-lle BII-lle Brownie began be-gan at once. "1 saw a garden gar-den full of snow and on a Iliac bunl) were wood-peckers, wood-peckers, blue Jays, nuthatches and chickadees all having a beau-tlful beau-tlful meal of suet. Just to Show How. ."They made a winter crowd on thai fine and Jolly lilac bush I "I saw a little girl they called 'Little 'Lit-tle Joe Ready's sister.' i asked what that meant and heard that Little Joe Ready had been so named because he was always on time to everything and was always ready In time. "No one had to be kept waiting for him. "He was dressed la time for others, too, and didn't keep any one waiting. "And Little Joe Ready had been known by little Mutiulia. , "Well, Mahalla had a new little friend, a little girl, and 6he was just the same way, always on time, always al-ways ready, so Mahalln culled her Little Lit-tle Joe Ready's sister t "Then I heard people trying to gobble-gobble Just like turkeys and they didn't do It very well. "Now and again the turkeys did It just to show how It should be done. "But the people didn't seem to do It much better. ' "I saw some one packing up and leaving the house alone all winter the house aud the cold would be companions, com-panions, for the people were going where It was warm. "But the house didn't mind. "It looked so pretty and white In the snow and so pleased with the fresh. cold air. "And 1 heard some one saying : " 'It's as easy as pie to do," and I felt like saying: say-ing: ' 'Have y o u ever made pie that you think It's so easy to do?' "But of course I didn't have the chance to say 'hat "And then I saw a little bit of brook showing through the snow while the rest of the brook was all Snowfiakes So Perfectly Mada. covered op. "1 saw snowflukes so perfectly made, and hazy views through pine trees and over hills and over lakes, and I saw some people having a hot steak out-of-doors In the snow where they had made a fire, and It made me so hungry that 1 came liotre and It makes me so hungry that I now say: "How about a fine meal In Brownlelnnd?" So a fine meal was had by all. PUZZLES What goes around 8 button? A goat What Is the strongest rope In the world? Europe. Where do the sparrows go In cherry time? To reck'era! What are the most difficult ships to conquer? Hardships. Why Is Massachusetts like an egg? Because It has Hol-yoke. a What key In music will make a good officer? A sharp major. Why is the letter W like busybody? busy-body? Because It makes ill wI!L What relation Is the doormat to the doorscraper? A step farther (father). What has neither flesh nor bone, and yet r.as four fingers and thumb: A glove. v If a thin man were to dress himself him-self In a tall, fat man's clothes, what two cities In France would he resemble? resem-ble? Toulon, Toulouse (too long, too loose). Lucky Sister 'My sister U awfully lucky," said one little hoy to another. "Why?" "Sue went to a party last nliht where rtiey played a game In which the men either had to kls a girl or pay a forfeit of a box of chocolates.'' "Well, how was your sister lucky?" "She crane home with thirteen bcxes of tbocelQtes." Everybody' Ungazlne, . EMS-i THE LEIH SUN, tJ.iUt j ; --z CHIC SATIN HATS NOVV POPULAR; VELVET IN SOFT SILHOUETTE DARING simplicity the new satin huts emphasize Just that Satin hate after satin bats are arriving from I'aris. shapely and chic, yet conspicuously conspicu-ously void of ornuteness Just a note of trimming, perhaps a glittering ornament, orna-ment, a petite veil which spells the "last word" or a bow of eelf satin vet that something called "style" Is written over every Inch of their shiny mrfiiee8. Toques, fitted to the-head caps, and tiny brimmed sluipes are all Included In the showing of voguish satin millinery. mil-linery. Tiara effects, such as shown at the top to the left In this group are l.o prominent In the mode. Rhlne- "tone trimming continues to find place merit on these uewer hats. In the InHtince of the charming satin tiara pictured, "iliamente" rows glisten resptendently against their satin back ground. Straw borders the edge in a trio of rows. Many of the new French huts accent the combination of straw and satin. ' That a shallow curtain of lace supplies sup-plies a very feminizing note even to the simplest of satin shapes is proven by the modish hat shown In the center cen-ter at the top. There is no doubt but that many of the satin rhapes will feature ornamental veils this season. The veil which Is creating a " sensation sen-sation in Paris Is of very fine mesu with a single large dot just below the left eye beauty-spot to be explicit. Many of the women coming back from across seas are wearing these veils. The winsome cloche shown In the imp! r rhht corner Is designed for women who euter a protest agains' the brlmless hat declaring it to be hopeless In the matter of becoming lies. This model has a ripple brim whlrh Is verj filtering. A patterning traced with Jet spangles adds to Its handsomeness. One of those "simple satin hats' which carries style couvktlun at tirsi glance Is pktured below to the left One's attention concentrates iixn the aimi.-lng ornaments on eacb earlap a kitten's head ot rhtnestones win gleaming green stones for eyes. Another outstanding feature in new millinery is the bow-at the-ba k trim luing such as appears on the saiin toque which conciiJ the coHectioi of satin models in this Illustration "Every day in every way," lace. e! vet and Jewels are contributing materially mate-rially t the elegance of the afternoon v V v... vf7 i - . -i-V s J sjaaaSaBSIttltWtf "i ilfhtilaMajaMSMSJi m viV'4 m r ' H r Him ' V 7 . . -It V ( Ml fi .nin TTTATI i io Mi.ki of the lovelj velvet frocks which are crowding the stage of fashion stress the enchantment of a bit of fine lace. Sometimes lace achieves the "feminine touch" by ap-louring ap-louring at neckline and wrist as It lis go effectively In the youthful velvet vel-vet frock to the left in thi picture. Then again, luce may choose to cas uide I" a J'llM't effect perhaps dlag oiiHlly. as shown ou the handsome cos tome to the right Be that as It may laee when of exquisite quality Is 8 very popular trimming Item, and ad vance styles emphasize Its Increasing fuvor. Another distinct trend Is M-ut o' SOME VERY CHIC HATS . sparkling trimmings a buckle, buttons encrusted with rhine stones, and a. thousand and one other ways of exploiting the Idea The distinguished gown to the right In this picture is hand somely embellished with jeweled buttons. but-tons. Ultra smartness Is also registered regis-tered in the bracelet effect which Is embroidered with rhineetones on one sleeve only. The vogue smarted in I'u lis, and is receiving a hearty en dorsement among American women. Speaking of bracelets brings to mind a very vital new style trend, that ot the wearing of costume Jewelry, Women ot fashion are distinguishing their dressy daytime velvet or satin frocks with the accompaniment ol most extraordinary necklaces, earring and bracelets. Indeed the jeweler is being kept busy setting and remounting remount-ing heirloom brooches, pendants and such. A parting word in regard to the styling of the handsome velvet frocks Illustrated Note how In each Instance to all appearance the silhouette Is very 6lmple, but close scrutiny reveals extreme Intricacy when It conies ft actual construction, due to oilmen." H -'f TWO AFTEKJXON CCV, ieiiiiiings, tiers, tilted Diptiuen m,. ide draws which achieve the fashion ible uneven hemline. Id each instance the bat wum j(i he velvet frock as here ehown i, velvet thus placing emphaHs oo th elvet ensemble. JULIA BOTTOMLEI & ISt. Wetera Ktwspc ralca.) cThe KITCHEN j CABINET J 1 do not ask for music e"rnvtha)Bf Th common dally symphony ot CouldTUt grasp It. center point How'cVdlscord melts Into har- mony' ur. Frank Cran TASTY GOOD THINGS It seems unnecessary to dwell so often upon serving hot foods hot and COIU looua to have them appetizing; ap-petizing; but the fuct Is. far too often the most delicious food Is utterly spoiled by cureless serving. A Juicy slice of steuk or roust served on a plate that chills the meat and congeals the gravy Is a "gastronomic solecism. Intolerable and not to be endured." Hot means hot, not lukewarm. Some cooks will still have to learn when the boiling point of water is reached. Carrot, Apple and. Onion Salad. I'lmp a small apple, grind through the meat grinder, enough to double the mount of carrot, udd a little scraped onion to season, salt and cayenne and salad dressing to molsttn. Chopped celery and nuts may be added to make the mixture more nutritious. Heap on lettuce and serve with a spoonful of dressing as a garnieh. Panned Oysters. Toast bread and butter well, wet with oyster liquor and lay in a baking dish. Arrange as many oysters as the bread will hold, dot with seasoning and butter, cover and bake eight to ten minutes in a hot oven, or until the oysters are well ruffled. Serve at once. Apple Cri6p. For a simple and easy-to-prepare dessert, -his will be a Joy: Butter a fireproof dish and fill with sliced apples, add sugar and cin nunion to taste, with a little water to moisten. Work together four table-spoonfuls table-spoonfuls of sugar with one table-spoonful table-spoonful of flour and spread over the apple mixture and bake uncovered. Serve with whipped cream or maple simp. Waldorf Ham. i'repare a rich well seasoned white sauce, using one cupful cup-ful of cream Instead of the usual milk. Stir in cooked minced ham. Butter small custard cups and spriukie the lower half with minced parsley. Break tin egg in each and bake until the eggs are set. Turn out around the f mice and dot with butter. Stuffed Lettuce Hearts. Remove the centers from small hard heads of lettuce and fill the cavities with a mixture of chicken, mushrooms, celery and the shredded lettuce, mixed with mayonnaise. Serve on leaves of endive, en-dive, garnished with red cherries and sections of orange. Sandwiches and Canapss. A canape may he toasted or sauted in butter, but Is usually cut round one -quarter Inch thick. Auy shape desired may be used crescent, triangle, tri-angle, diamond or square. When bread is used, the crust is usually re moved. Saltines or butter thins may he used in place of the bread. The foundation of what-ever what-ever mixture is us.ed is then spread evenly over the canape, garnished with a flourish of colored mayonnaise or star of beet or any chopped i xture like hard cooked egg or peppers. When a hot canape is served forks are al ways provided. For the open or peeka boo smd wiches the sliees are cut in any de ired form, then a ceuter. using some siniil) star or diamond-shaped cm ter is cut from the slice which will go (in top. Each small peephole is then gar nbhed with a fringe of green or red Hftei speading the edge with rnavon naise. For a sandwich using chopped eel ery. chicken, olives and few nuts, cut out a small round peephole an-! Ml with a small hall of cream cheese slightly flattened and dusted with nan rika. v Cassolet-Thls Is a famous French dish which is both historical and palatable. Soak overnight one quart of lima beans; in the morning bring to the boiling poim and drain. Add fresh boiling water, a teaspoonful of salt and cook until near'y done place In a casserole two cupels of chicken or duck the drained beans, an onion .hopped), one-half cupful of strained '.,ato, ? f "ot broth and a teaspoonful of kitchen bouquet Bake one hour. nnmm. ' . , -I'.iuMe with ''"c "'oppea parsley, brown serve. and fuf . f anape-To e-hulf cup Jul 1 chicken stork made into el y add (whea cool, but not set, onl l. f cupful of mayonnaise. 2l rWcken into very thin slices. Coa tbeni wub the aspic mixture and ar range oo trh.ngies of bread which have been sauted In butter and ,led St2s:,fch Vital hnftOI lhnH . ;read a rim . ., minced ham i ,.i ... . " or any desired s.mdwu-b i chopd this anoth.r r, w chpped greeo or " ler,.BI1d the enter ma, be 7rS of niavuiiimtcn iw. . ' r"S " uas crpn ... 22? l ."r's!nate 'he' mak n these sandwicbea. oppor o Thursday. Januaj.v ; j SHE WENT FRO!, BADTOWORI Down to 98 Pounds - P.. Restored to Health by UT E.Pinkham'.VeS Compound Cleveland, Ohio. "After havi. I .Bret hv '? height, & ; ways sickly ,S went down'lJ .Pounds. MyL bor told aeS nnnm. na it hAlnoH " 8 ci very tniiflh I tried It After taVtt,., , ' F". weigh 116 pounds, it has W sronders for me and I can do m, ho,! work now without one bit of ffl Mas. U. RiEssiNOEB, 10001 Si Bme, iry ahouia apte 'and offer to grant your heart's E what would you choose? Happiness? Health? That's the best gift HeaH is riches that gold cannot K surely" health is cause enouht happiness. . m Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable r t"""" lain, ,1 offers you better health. Quick relief from pain. : rreveni booo pressure. At all drug and ihoe itoni DlScholl's Phew! "So you have forgotten our t& ding anniversary," she said bitter!;. "How could I remember It?" be t oulred. "Time has slipped awnt fast and so happily that the wrife! seems but yesterday." Washing Star.. For Colds, Crip or InRuemi and as a Preventive, take Laiaf-i BROMO QUININE Tablets. A Safer Proven Remedy. The box bears & signature of E. W. Grove. 30c Adt. The wise wife has no wishes ' her husband to gratfiy. The Health of a Mother Is of Great Important Reno, Nev. "I do not recommend Dr. Pierco's Favor.., Prescription to be a fine mete During expectancy and afterward always took the 'Favorite Pre3c, tion and I know that it was ft: derful help and benefit to me. ! gave me strength and courage t: helped me In every way. I to advise prospective mother to r, this old and reliable remedy a fcl Go to your neighborhood ir-store ir-store and get Favorite Prescript in tablets or liquid. Writa t Pierce, President Invalids' s in Buffalo, N. and receive p. medical advice free. Have you ever tried Dr. Piers Pleasant Pellets for the stomachs; bowels? Tour dealer has them 0 Pefc! SC cents, in handy glass vials. Drink Water to Help Wash Out Kidney Poisrc If Your Back Hurts or Bothers You, Begin Taking Salts TVhen your kidneys hurt td I back feels sore don't get scared-proceed scared-proceed to load your stomacii1 a lot of drugs that excite the fci and Irritate the entire urinary Keep your kidneys clean keep your bowels clean, by l them with a mild, harmless i which helps to remove the dot-' nous waste and stimulates tW their normal activity. The ft of the kidneys is to filter the In 24 hours they strain from5 grains of acid and waste, s readily understand the vital e tance of keeping the kidneys Drink lots of good water-05 drink too much; also get pharmacist about four ounces Salts; take a tablespoenful of water before breakfast m ' ing for a few days and yonr t may then act fine. This fame? ; is made from the acid of , lemon juice, combined with lit-- , has been used for years to lf ' , end stimulate clogged to neutralize the acids in t- A nA via' 1 fro? A a tation, thus often relieving e-weakness. e-weakness. Jad Salts is i..exrenve. In . TnoVs n v,cMfnl en"1' uiuia-waier oiiu&, v should take now and then to their kidneys clean and ct this; also keep cp the water e and no doubt you -wi'-l vo0 became of your kidney tre backache. I Looks J!m Vhl |