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Show THE LEIII SUN. LEIII. UTAH rp On the wl Funny PSS Side 1 LA LET IT OUT The Irate producer stamped an-grllj an-grllj up and down bis office. Suddenly Sud-denly be stopped and gazed fixedly at the pretty actress. "But why, why don't yon like the ptrtr be asked heatedly. "Because I don't, you idiot P ahe ! retorted. "Don't call me an Idiot P stormed the producer. "Do you want erery one to bear?" She looked mildly surprised. Oh, rm sorry," she sweetly replied. re-plied. "I didn't know It was a secret MANY LIKE THAT She Why don't you brace up and turn over a new loaf? lie I did, only I mado a mistake and turned It backward. Adam Liked It, Too The preacher was reading the Scripture whn an old lady broke In: "What kind of a Bible are you using, parson T" "I'm reading from the revised ver sion," he answered. "Urn l" she said. "The King James version was good enough for St. Paul and It's good enough for me." Montreal Star. Thumbprints "Dow Is the war on crime coming along In Crimson Gulcht "first rate," answered Cactus Joe. "We've worked out a system of thumb-printing ballots ao as to identify iden-tify the miscreants who accept $10 apiece and then don't vote the way they were hired." What Hurts "I don't tnlnd my wife being a better bet-ter bridge player than I am," be remarked. re-marked. "res?" suld the other one. "What gets my goat Is having ber rub It in wt when she la my partner by trying to Impress the fact on our opponents," he sighed. Cincinnati I-Juquirer. ' HAD SEEN SYMPTOMS Cook The tea is quite exhausted, ma'am, Mistress I noticed that it seemed very weak the last time. Fatter Liked That Father It Is my opinion that the young gentleman does not know the value of money I Daughter Yes he does, pal Ha says be wouldn't give a plugged nickel for your opinion on anything I Dally Eagle (Brooklyn). Two Other Fallow "I seem to know you. Did I once lend yon money?" "Did you get It back?" "Tea." 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