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Show CONSOLATIGN FOR THE FAT Surety Company Gives Stout Denial t the Statement That "Nobody Loves Them.'" Tat men need no longer o hungry ' for uffectlon. The surety companies love them. Men who resort to exclamation ex-clamation murks when the -razor slips i or the back collar button 'deserts Its . post of duty muy be hnrd on the nerve' of the household, but they hr.ug Joy to bunk auditors. Fat men and loud swearers pay their bills , much more promptly than lean anC close-lipped men, nnd run awny much , less frequently with the employer's bank roll. Tor this tuc have the nu-; thorlty of the chief expert of n surety ' company of New York. It is good to have the statlstlclnni give final Judgment on a point which the literary students of human nature have left In doubt, if Tartuffo was underfed. un-derfed. Chndlmnd exnAed hypocrisy ' out of a mass of embonpoint. If Urhik ' Ilecp had the allmness demanded by i clothes styles with a difference, Pecksniff Peck-sniff filled out his rnlment admirably. Kalstnff, on the whole, would have made n poor risk for the jjost of bank teller, though It Is highly possible that his pllferlngs would have been confined con-fined to comparatively small sums, enough to pay for the dnye snek nnd venison. One doubt occurs. If the Cat man's rectitude Is due to eoutentmer.t with a cnpon-llned world, what aire tho chonces of getting a fat man t swear? This Is perhaps the reason wiiy 100 per cent honesty Is unattainable. That Ideal can only be realized ln a world Inhabited by men weighing over 180 who cuss out the waiter. New York lPost. |