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Show jjHl FREE PRESS. LEHI, UTAH Lacy Cartwheels Make This Cloth OUR COMIC SECTION lm -- BlTlMS T - - ITD ing There's magic in this two colored crocheted square when it's Joined into a cloth or spread, it looks like two medallions! Begin right away on the first 8 inch square. Its "repeats" will follow in quick succession for it is sim- - or RANCHES, Humorous flterfi rnel:VseChains InndlTeather Driving -- for bad driving "Tinsel 'J, and safety fin II (rjc ..rs II ONE PAIR, NOT FOR SALE She was one of those women who want to see everything there is in the shop. She was looking for stockings, and the obsequious salesman got down everything in sight within a radius of 50 yards. After the counters had been strewn with stockings of every size and shape and color box on box, dozens on dozens he said: "That. madam, is our entire stock." "Is that all you have?" asked the woman, her voice showing disappointment. The salesman paused. "Yes, madam," he replied, "except the pair of socks I've got on." engineers, is to ieftSning"was issued today, conditions tter driving the report of the sSety council that 23,140 accidents is firstin traffic nine months of Na-- f died the an increase per cent last year. .'the same period 3 greater driving danger in 1 because of ice and snow, en-- s officials and safety warned that tire chains , of 9 t anti-ski- d Mt the most positive taction yet developed. board of the Contest feed tire chains. fl . -' I'll 0o -- their imperative neces-.iinsnoor ice, the AAA test chains, on rear that led s only, stopped a car in 45.8 tent tess distance than when tains were used, and in 66.8 JUL where used on all four s were 2 4? distance less fcent Ruth bred? Was your father college Fred Yes, but we never tion it. Jmtite Recipe ' feET-fi- if I TmESE I Cranberry Jelly With Waldorf Salad. j!E of the most refreshful tast-1nand attractive looking ads is that of cranberry jelly HOABOOT 7 II IT iSM'T THAT COLD AMD TriER CKiLLy CISMTS --7 EXTRA COVER AW T- - 1 TMIS AM lie Ought to Know The telephone rang in the guest's room. The hotel desk clerk was on the wire. "Good morning, sir," was the cheery greeting. "It's exactly eight o'clock and time to get up." "Yeah?" grunted the sleepy guest. "What for?" The clerk was taken back. "Don't ask me," he returned. "You're the one who left word to be called at this hour." "What kind of a reason is that?" the guest shouted. "After all, who am I?" J Vjiuu HELP , g, It is effective supper and with any meat, fowl salad. waldorf 1 a buffet use for its well tsserole dish. I cranberry 1 cup sliced celery Mayonnaise has lovely red skin, Jeit on; cut apple into pieces. abine the apple with the celery blend E R mayonnaise. Ar platter, with pieces with on chop lily around it. e i can can. f HI get the cranberry jelly out easily, cut both ends The Real Reason Mr. Tiltnose No, I don't want to buy that horse. He looks as though he had a mean disposition. You mustn't Negro Attendant mind dat, boss. He jus' got dat way from runnin' in sulky races. At- j the apple te I doctors f.use f " ny gentle action on Don't confuse Nujol products. a J OH GENUINE. NOJSL Copr K3I TMIMK , r MAIL So II I K Ky RID OF PIMPLES iWMN 1 Skin Look t ekin with A 3 fbfI J The Superior Intelligence "Why did you send your boy Josh to college?" "He wasn't happy at home," answered Farmer Corntossel. "We decided that he'd be better off trying to learn something hisself instead of worrying about the ignorance of all us folks." W"RR I ? I tnn HVE,F&R j 17 - THE FKdlV few treatment. tZ Y ?Way' ,bl3 JPores P Umentin9 you Marine Night Where's the funny pa- - - Tar Today ain't Sundav: I tnld you not to take that bath last night. u. b. b. 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Get on the scales today and ace how much you weigh then Kct a bottle of Kruschen Suits which will Inst you for 4 weeks and costs but a trifle. Take tcaspoonlul ever;- - morning modify your diet get a little regular gentle exercise and when you have finished the content of this first bottla weigh yourself again. Now you will know the pleasant way to lose unsightly fat and you'll also know that the 6 suits of Kruschen have presented you with glorious health. But be sure for your health's sake that you ask for and get Kruschen Salts. Get them at any drugstore In the world and If the results one bottle brings do not delight you do not joyfully satisfy your why money back. one-ha- lf Nsture designed the kidneys to do a marvelous job. Their task is to keep the flowing blood stream free ol an excess of toxic Impurities. The set of living Ke is const snUy producing waste ((( matter the must remove kidneys from the blood II good health Is to endure. When the kidneys fail to function as Nature Intended, there Is retention oC waste that may cause body-wid- e distress. One may suller nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks ol dizziness, getting tip nights, swelling, pufllneM under ths eyes leel tired, nervous, all worn out. Frequent, scanty or burning passages tnsy be further evidence pf kidney or bladder disturbance. The recognized and proper treatment Is a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys get rid of excess poisonous body waste. TJse Bmj fiffi. They have had mors than forty years of public approval. Are endorsed the country over. Insist on ooia ai an arug stores. MMM WNU-- W 5037 SALT LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY Oar lobby Is delightfully air cooled daring the summer months Radio for Every Room 200 Rooms 2O0 Bafhs 4 TrLruS-Hr- They Agree "When I was your age I thought walk." nothing of a ten-mi"Well, I don't think much of it le either." Making It Effective Grandma saw some bovs in thp vard. "Willie." she said. ihncn boys to leave!" Willie threw up the window and (shouted: "Hi! Get out! Or I'll sic my grandmother on you!" Beauty Prize "I won the prize in a beauty con test." "Yes, I have a clerkship in which "What good will it do you?" asked could make money, if it wasn't for "What's that makes delightful pick-uwork. You may use the same color throughout, if you prefer. Pattern 1570 contains chart and directions for making the square; material requirements; illustrations of the square and of all stitches used; a photograph of the square; color suggestions. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York. Don't Neelect Them! VVrong Bath r Swti oNiiiii OF thi, Denton's works miracles in li "Wife LABORS A DELUSION riM3Ea 1 y Years Younger. ZtJl' PPly rePedy- iJlmi Rare Treat tourist traveling through the Texas panhandle got into conversation with an old settler and his son at a filling station. "Looks as though we might have rain," said the tourist. "Well, I hope so," replied the native, "not so much for myself as for my boy here. I've seen it rain." V fs; Magnesia to Clear and Smooths J Jnns Complexion es 6W lanta Constitution. I , NO-- O. FEAR VOJ umdeR C UU&66ST, KQoo I ARE JET Jwdy Uses V - N1CY I f' yCV D wjmmt BE COMFIDEMSHAL BZ WOT BE S'juiooln 'VOU IT WAS COLD TO LOOK AT YOU " NV - IN THT WORLD THESE - Fl unknown WHAT 1 ' SO AlJD a f men- The college he went to had rotten football teams. 1 ike iVeek mwmmm p ting . "-' pie to do in economical string and il-- 3 Vividly "V-"- DISGRACED Amer-jAutomobi- le association, in of-- j No. 3143, conclusively test of safe-- d gi the greater margin provided stopping ability . PSxtYV" Cayenne, after a critical f'lanre. "You can't wear your bath" ing suit all winter. Miss HOTEL Temple Square Rate $1.50 to $3.00 0 The Hotel Temple Square fcae a highly dealrahln, friendly atmosphere. You will always find It Immit-alat-e, uprmlr comfortable, and thorouahly agreeable. You can therefore undnrstaml why this hotel iai HIGHLY BECOMMENDE0 You can also appreciate whyi If a a mark of dlttlnctlon to sfoj at tfiis bmautiful fiostofry ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. |