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Show J Little : FREE PRKSS, LEHI, UTAH I CATCHING OUR COMIC SECTION n fQ Home Keating Hints John Barclay Htatimg Export By Fire Won't Deliver Enough Hett, It't Economy to ' CaU In Service Mm When Good Snoopii j TEA1NED MAN WANTED 1 i woman advertised for a career for her town house, and. a large number of lucants. found one who sutted says the Boston Transcript. "Thanks for giving me the job," I ask you id the man; "and might ' j ' 3 ( v.1 V'y . in your question' You stated vertisement that you wanted a mar-Jeman. Does that mean you have for my wife? ,ome work in view .'Oh no," replied the woman. "I so as to be wanted a married man someone used to takisure I'd get a woman." ng orders fnm ouu p, ( - Vv7- ww it BAA, ME BPIM CUT MERF ,w TM1S 5 ,t ' ad- REC'nOM TH" HAVE ALL GONE TO SLEtP AJslD POQGOT ' ,:. T7 POLKS - B-R- Bobby Got a composition on mice and don't know what to say. Dad Set your brain-trakeep quiet and thuik, and you'll catch Bobby A mouse? Dad No; an idea of what to say. i COLD , Uf RIKJ BAA-A-- WM, ".' '.JiWA d ' ;, 'f Wi'f- i. V- - 1 j. 7 tiUiimii: lmJf fm STI NG AGAIN i 'k 4 A i -- i I rmm - k- Customer That lamb you sol me was mutton when I got home. Butcher You must have taken long time to get home, ma'am. wh - AT IT AGAIN IT DOESN'T pay to neglect jrci heating plant when voti kntn you have a good fire but the heal is below par. You run un fuel bills and make for yourself lol ox trouble and worry which cou D avoided. There are literally dozen, nf things that make a "sick" furnac refuse to deliver sufficient heat,i and unless you are familiar witbj heating plants, it will pay you to call in a competent furnace man. For instance, the check dampe may be placed wrong; the turn damper may be out of position! the regulator may need adjust ment; there may be caked foot Ltl the amoke-pip- e or on the heating surfaces; radiators may bi wrongly pitched; draft may b partially choked ; a loose bolt or rusty joint may be wasting heat. Those are just a few of the common things that can keep a from delivering enough heat. If you cannot locate the causa quickly and easily, don't take. a, chance on wasting fuel money. A service man will "spot" the trouble promptly and soon put your heating plant in comfortable, healthful, economical working order. Send for him immediately. fur-na- ce WNU Servfc. ran up against a regular vamp yesterday." "Some girl worked him for an ice "Sam says he cream soda." That's Different Young man, do you Clairvoyant wish to have your future read from the lines of your hand, the coffee grounds or from the crystal? Youth I came to ask for the hand of your daughter. 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