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Show 1EHI FKKK IT AH LEUI. of ... LQC9 OUR COMIC SECTION f Little M en 1 S 2 IP YOU CELLAR WAMMA BELONG TO OU NEW CLUB VUU GOT TO GIT OS SOME BOAu-os-AND SEE if vum CAM SKOKJK OP SOM- - TAf PAPER-- - ' - 'ei either "'"Panic fun, aad isome de. I " lit X' i i i. ii i! i ir we iff ' - ', f- - v - scart section It il . :. I llllll I' I fit -- : : sr,s,,l , SMOViN'- yi w oaz.;' - ' Ii t i or coinj v Pattern 'diecraft ijir? w York, ess ; LWfe' 'V:W hi. If W WE I C H A TIMET EVERV SO OFTEW, OS FELLAHS NEVER COULD re -- d By JOHN LARDNER are some THERE child stars in Holly- wood, all right, but none of them can hold a candle to curly-haire- d little Billy McGonigle. At least, that is what Billy told me when I went out to interview him on his seventh birthday in the cottage of homespun pink marble, covered with honeysuckle, which he shares with his father, mother, pa- JW IM cute and Bl 28-roo- m ternal grandfather, three aunts, f TPfc, OF THE 1 r- Joe f N J FAINTED me. He forgot agent At least, he says he forgot. double-crosse- I AOMArJs1 UmTffV' S JM u"dpr Once a week I am supposed to " F'GGER OUT WHAT THE OLD ONE - - C ar'8i, rCT OSEO - 5 ilM'--''TWN:;SC2 WWEKI. OUITE HAPPENED TO " f,r' CAN C T J 1 C ) SNOOP BACK.' ALL. O'VEZ GIVE HERjJ GIT BACK two lawyers, chauffeur, chef, and pet hyena. .1 "Bartholomew ' II I rH' MECK W.TH AiR-G- lT I ME Is through," con- fided Billy as he met me at the door and slipped his little hand into mine. "So is Withers. I give Temple one more year at the most. She can't go on making people believe that vaudeville hoofing is real art. The same thing goes for Jason you know, Sybil Jason, the South African prodigy. As for Dicky Moore, he mugs too much. He can't look at a camera without mugging. Don't you agree with me?" I said that I did. Somehow, there was no resisting that confident little smile and those curly golden locks and the blue eyes that have won their way into the hearts of 6,204,-50- 0 movie fans, with Maine and New Hampshire still to be heard from. - fir J - (I r- AFBrZ7 VET FELlV TLg ( WOLA - T- JUSHTA t READY I BB $ MiMMi- T-S pt6MT DOvn'M J fljj Billy led me by the hand through a big gymnasium lined with Indian clubs, horizontal bars, pulleys, ropes, and light and heavy punching bags. Reg'lar Feller. "This is to prove that I am no sissy," explained the boy Bernhardt. "Far from being a mamma's boy, I am a normal, sturdy, little American lad, quite capable of taking care of myself in a fight, though by no means quarrelsome by nature. In short, I am a reg'lar feller." "A what?" I asked him. "A reg'lar feller," said Billy. "The press agent over at the studio told me that 'feller' sounds more sturdy and boyish than 'fellow,' and I guess he knows his business, though between you and me the man is always lushed up and has played me some very dirty tricks." "Not really?" I said, in amazement. "Absolutely," affirmed my host, with a manly little frown. "For, instance, once a week I am supposed to lick some boy who is bigger than me, so that the reporters can carry the story and prove that I am no sissy. Last week the press agent A d I II III it h ; lljli iil m$V l: " H It if l ! " I WMATEVER THE WORLD II ri M WE(?e Nod E -- " 7 JUS m (, ( i '&TH ?T TUSKS cp Time fr--- T V7 y ' I Jr AM rtOCPNESS MV BRcJSMiM ccJLD BOiH V "WAT iM ,TS - W ? le-'T- P. me. He forgot to tell the other fellow to lay down. At least, he says he forgot. I was in bed for two days." "Tsk! tsk!" I said, horrified by this revelation of chicanery behind double-crosse- d the scenes. They Go a Round. As we left the gymnasium Billy called my attention to a pair of ladies who lovely, chicly-dresse- d were wrestling on a nearby stair- II - bi",v 'l0'" 1 nl7 always remlnd me of that?" ere'B never any point to wball, you know." - - Ann So First New Engiander--no.e. an operation on your Second New En8land was Cttir-- fr through it. Sblu8 tMiiL' ..I f . LIKE SO MANY Taxi -- you - I nv .w IT h,d S!k Excha-e SScr-Tha- t'll the Charges be one buck roud JSUy. That's Young truer to better back up aU I've got WNU balTtra. and Phrases OTfr ii?Mf:m tW'' 1 yrUht. Foreign Words and H ani Allow it to cool, then cut into small pieces until th rauired amount is obtained. Us only the whitest celery, and none with coarse strings. Cut two ot the egs, not too fine. Mix chicken, celery, eggs and seasoning. Allow the mixture to stand with a little French dressing for an hour or more in a cool place. To serve, the mayonnaise may be mixed with the chicken or served as a top dressing, according to ("oi ? i. rt" squares 'em and erial re-- eK taste. Serve on fresh lettuce leaves. Garnish with slices of the third egg and stuffed olives. Sprinkle with paprika. &m-b- ' 1 boUed Joint the dressed chicken Tfua? CAM " Wr- tea or t ' ilr't v" r.rd boil until tender. i J. ttem or asure u are 6 ir Fi IV-fa? SUd. quart cold chicken pint tmrty cut celery faprika . a ER ;give - .1.1 I'i JIR Actrau cupfuls mayunnai&e Small bottle of olivrt Salt to taste lt NOW r" Ann Harding Chicken 1 B . By ?2ecme - . Tcivolite yy Prods a Child Prodigy 5l Events in the Lives of The Rogues9 Gallery . aSSaBBBBSBJBBsaBBBa Mr. j is for Codfish-W- ell, mi. that certa.nl Toute medaille a son revers. (F.) Everything has its good and its bad side. Chacun pour soi et Dieu pour tous. (F.) Everybody for himself and God for all of us. Je suis. (F.) I am. Ad nauseam. (L.) To the point of disgust. Argumentum ad absurdum. (L.). An argument intended to prove lick some boy. Last week the press the absurdity of an opponent'- ar to tell the other fellow to lay down. gument. Pater patriae. (L.) The father of his country. keeps peace with everyone but Mr. Chronique scandaleuse. (F.) A,' Garfunk." scandalous story. "Mr. Garfunk?" Bon marche. (F.) A bargain. "Grandfather's lawyer," said BilEmpressement. (F.) Eagerness. ly. "Mr. Garfunk says that grandEmbarras de richesse. (F.) father has nothing but me and his Oversupply of material. Civil war pension, and the pension Entr'acte. (F.) Between the alone is not enough to keep his rac- acts. ing stable going." Laisscz ces vains scrupules, "Is your grandfather suing any- (F.) Discard or lay aside those body, Billy?" I asked. vain scruples. "He is suing father, Aunt Mabel, and Mr. Dunfinkel," said the boy Bernhardt. "What do you think of that likeness on the wall there? That's a still of me in my first starring role, as the child in 'The Love of a Mother.' I stole the picture from Gloria Glibly." If want to raally GET RID OF and terrible bloating, don't expect "It looks something like Jackie toOASdo you It by doctoring your atomach. Cooper," I ventured, considering with harah, Juit alkalies and "ga Irritating the photograph thoughtfully. Most GAS la lodged In the tablet." inteatine and la atomach and upper trifle a Bill's face became due to old poisonous matter in the austere. constipated bowels that are loaded bacteria. "Cooper Is going downhill," he with If your constipation Is of long standsaid. "Come into the Cerise Room. ing, enormous quantities of dangerous Then your dl- bacteria accumulate. I think you need a drink." Is upset. GA8 often presses Sestion Chief Interest Is Art. lungs, making life miserable. Vou can't eat or sleep. Your head We talked of art and the cinema aches. Your back aches. Your comfor an hour or two. Billy's lively, plexion is sallow and pimply. Your breath Is foul. You are a sick, grouchy, boyish mind played over the subYOUR wretched unhappy person. 6YSTEM IS POISONED. ject like a glint of sunshine, lightIn found of have Thousands sufferers ing up every facet with homely, Adlerika the quick, scientific way to child-likHe told me rid their systems of harmful bacteria. philosophy. Adlerika rids you of gas and cleans frankly and from the heart that he foul poisons out of BOTH upper and lower bowels. Give your bowels thought he was underpaid by a mat- Don't Sleep When Gas Presses Heart e ter of $275 a week. REAL cleansing with Adlerika. rid of GAS. Adlerika does not He confided in Get grips is not habit forming. At all Leading me, with touching faith, that his agent was robbing him. He spoke Druggists. in a straightforward, manly way of his suspicion that his chauffeur was WOMKX WANTED We wnnt a cawhia women In your oommtintt cheating him at dice. to nutroiimn ii. In the dial ri ballon of our "I will have to have Mr. Dunfinkel tArTool(4l linnof Ommntlni tobranty .bops, and dlftcrimlnttilnr women. Only ia ton, fire him and get another," mused dm? til. modern crvttion Is H ponihle to obtain the qualities whH'h to admirably eomMiS Billy. "He made ten straight passes di.Mnctire nr Hkln. Oily Hkln and Acne.Treatniont eonaliita of before last." Masque, to atimnlale clren iation. Transparent night Velvet Tlaane C renin and Holdltlrd Mu.cle OIL But, though Billy has the normal Hetall Talue null. atifflHent for faelal treatment. PonalblMtlea for large earning- Vonronly KU6 for demonstration onlflk ii yoa boy's interest in games, his chief InTeatment is his poaaeria sales ability, write an befits as actor, interest, 4530 Kassoa Ave, CMcaf DtE LABORATORIES, art. He told me of his daily schedule of work. Early in the morning Man's Way he goes to the studio with either When a man is wrong and his mother or his father or his stepmother, who alternate in court and won't admit it, he always gets anon the lot. Billy reads over his gry. Haliburton. lines, and then plays marbles or with other boys in mumblety-pethe picture until the publicity photographer goes away. He always knows the story of the To Get Rid of Acid and Poisonous Waste picture before they shoot it. His Your kidneys help to keep yon weO mother reads it to him, or, if his waste matter by constantly Altering mother is tied up trying to get a Iron the blood. If your kidneys get and (ail to disordered Mafunctionally Aunt his of habeas writ corpus, remove excess Impurities, there may be bel reads it to him. poisoning of the whole system and dlatreas. "And then they tell me what it is Kuminf, eeanty or too frwqoent on. "because cation may be a warning of soma kidney about," explained Billy, ' or bladder disturbance. Aunt Mabel has trouble with those You may suffer nagging bsrltsrha, of words." attacks dimness, headache, persistent getting up nights, swelling, puffinees under the eyes (est weak, nervous, ail Grandpa Needed Cash. plsyed out. The boy Bernhardt entered motion In such eases It Is better to re, on a medicine thst bss won country-idpictures at the age of four, and a acclaim than on something leas favorfew months later brought suit ably known. Dae Does'a Pi Hi. A multicelebrated Marian tude of grateful people recommend Munch, against bean's. Aik fir rwieafcorl beauty of stage and screen, for scethe harder than him spanking nario called for in a picture in which they appeared together. "Did it hurt much?" I asked him, shocked by this account of the lovely Marian's brutality. THE CHEERFUL CHLTO "Naw," said Billy. "It was the aMaafaVaaasWafaMMa I ever had. Father softest touch barrel-stav- e with a on worked me love I always so and I was plenty tough. ?uvi windod. Munch didn't even get me deep, I could have gone another six I love cheerFul rounds." "Then why did you sue?" "That was grandfather's idea," I to go Billy explained. "He thought we out of could get Munch to settle sleep court, and he needed $1,500 to claim And some time. miss a plater down at the Caliente RRtrntlf-Irali-y I 1 Ml g body-wid- e two-syllab- le case. "That's mother and Aunt Mabel," the little fellow explained. "They're suing each other for possession of me. Mother is also suing father, stepmother, and grandfather. Mr. Dunfinkel says there is hell to pay track." At the end of our interview Billy with the living arrangements in this housa when one of them has a bad borrowed a couple of cigarettes and escorted me to the door. jay in court." "Tell my fans I love them one and "Mr. Dunfinkel?" "My lawyer," said Billy. "Ma all," he called after me, "and don't handles my investments and keeps take any wooden nickel." C Bell SyndicaU. WNU Service peace in the house. 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