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Show I. KM TAH FREE IM'.ESS. LKHI. 8?.sr..; Mark Wasn't a Very Particular Chap Mark Twain once visited Jimmy Whistler's studio and, assuming an air of hopeless stupidity, approached a picture which Mr. Whistler had nearly completed. "Not at all bad, Mr. Whistler; not at all bad. Only, here in this corner," said Mark, reflectively, "if I were you I'd do away with that cloud, "and with that he rubbed a finger lightly over the offending cloud. "Gad, sir!" cried Jimmy. "Do be careful there! Don't you see the paint is not yet dry?" "Oh, don't mind that," replied Mark. "These gloves I'm wearing are old ones." Kansas City Star. ZSw OUR COMIC SECTION D The Mind Mfttt; Meter o kendersom BU ndkU liliJa. a.. ............. ."3 D fur"1 PRETTY BAD certain popular footballer had as all players do an off day, when he could do nothing right. The crowd demonstrated its displeasure, and his fellow players looked at him askance, but bore it aL stoically. The final blow fell, however, when he left the ground at the end of the game. A grubby urchin, who naa been hanging round the players' entrance, sidled up ti him and thrust a piece of paper into his A Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription make weak women atrong. No alcohol. Sold by druggist ia tablets or liquid. Adv. Faith's Work Faith may create mountains as j well as move them. hand. " 'Ere. mister," he said sadly, "There's your blinkin autograrf back." London Answers Magazine. Why Laxatives Fail In Stubborn Constipation too hour to wait Twelve to 24 la NEWEST A wx i BOYS! GIRLS! AKD V.J qi wav" i UMa rSHE WAS FURTHERMORE REALLY cSET IM to ' ABOUT V. . - .T-E- TC- , Tut? LAST TLL WORD, i'vf S?T AM HER ZJ 7 io IkI BEE" U1T TO FORE I FINISHED Bad Luck The captain realized that there was no hope for the sinking boat and said: "Is t,here anyone among us who can pray?" HOTEL meek man stepped forward "Yes. sir. I can pray. "Good!" said the captain. "You start praying while the rest of us on. 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Start today L IQKJ 4 I DANDRUFF For annoying Not a Drop to Drink" .s a m& RZiXZSt. HFAvy BA6 .jTweZT-- ' i l mat n. On every side today people are being urged to alkalize their stomach. Ana thus ease symptoms of "acid indiges- Poor Lizzie "Do you believe the auto is the ITS , "Why," said the talkative man, "put it on myself!" "Quite so!" was the reply, "and i think all here will agree with me that you would look jolly well with i. on." Birmingham Post. HER VilTHOUT A HANlNG CHAMCE IDEM ETC Why, they don't Silenced For nearly an hour the talkative man had bored his fellow-passe- n gers in the railway carriage with accounts of his dog Caesar. "Sir," said the old gentleman, who had been vainly trying to snatch forty winks, "suppose you took Caesar into a shop and bought him a muzzle, and then asked the assist ant to put it on for you and he re fused, what would you do? WROMG- - BE ABLfc bo. serve four o'clock tea here!" even RlCsHT AuAET r- Know ANUhcKCJ NO two waws 7 vaJAS- i jug." "Yer right, No Comeback Otborn By VtiUr -- ' A 6 bum W wueP 1b Be trw to Talk poMf r y RKsMT "Gee, I'm sorry I landed in this jillllli SuT-LiST-ErJ- 1 - , Lucky Men Virtue without success is a fair; picture shown by an ill light; but1 lucky men are favorites of heaT- -i en; alltwn the chief when fortune owns the cause. Dryden. YA HOSTELRY Oar lobby Is delightfully air cooled during the summer months Rmdio for Every Room 200 Rooms 2 OO Bath . Eead the Grape Nut ad In another column of this paper and learn hew to Join the Dizzy Dean Winners and win yaluable free prizes. Adr. t &7 I THE FEATHERHEADS SALT LAKE'S The Syllables Test j In this test there axe two columns of syllables. Take a syllabi out of the first column and unit it with one in the second column to form a word. When you are finished, you should have ten complete words. Second Columa First Column 1. gest 1. bar 2. out 2. ploy 3. ex 3. sion 4. tae 4. den r 5. mis 5. port ' 6. gro 6. gain 7. con 7. tics J 8. sud 8. ject v ' 9. em 9. look 10. cer 10. sub Answers 1. bargain. 8. grocer. 7. congest. 2. outlook. 3. export. 8. sudden. 4. tactics. t. employ. 5. mission. lO.subject. NO COMFORTS long when relief from clogoed boweia and enor. constipation la needed, for then moua quantities of bacteria accumu-late- , causing OAS, indigestion and many restless, sleepless nights. If you want REAL, QUICK RELIEF, take a liquid compound such as Adlerika. Adlerika containa SEVEN ca. thartio and carminative ingredients that act on tha stomach and BOTH bowels. Moat "overnight" laxativea contain one ingredient that acts on the lower bowel only. Adlerika'a DOUBLE ACTION glvea your ayatem a thorough cleansing, Bringing out old poisonous waste mat. ter that may have caused GAS pains, our stomach, headaches and sleepless nights for months. Adlerika relieves etomach GAS at nee and usually removea bowel con. section in less than two hours. No waiting for overnight results. Thia famous treatment has been recom. mended by many doctors and drug for 35 years. Take Adlerika one Slats hour befora breakfast or one hour before bedtime and In a short whila will feel marvelously refreshed, .eadlng Druggists. WNU Service. C Events in the Lives of Little Men 3 Cultured "What were his last words?" "He didn't have any. He was a man of culture, and died trying to thhik how he'd put it." The Last Laugh like that puppy I'll give you a pound for him." "Sorry, sir, can't be done. 'E be- iongs to my wife, and she'll sob 'er 'eart out if I sell 'im. Tell yer wot, though. Make it another ten bob ana we u lei er sou. "1 Appropriate Coloi Hubby What possessed you to choose lemon cplor for your new dress? Wife Because 1 had such a job squeezing it out of you. Windsor. mm m FEMININE WEAKNESS of !341 Krenzkr Garfield St., Phoenix. Aria, sild: "Br. rierce's Favorite I'rcscriptloa has been llw birgpst help for n my wife. She was durins tie cksnge of life period and her aprietite was poor. I knew of Dr. Pierce's Remedies because mr people had always kid irreat faith in them, and a few bottlee of the 'Precrlption' soon hid mr wife eatinn more and enjoying rood health. Go la your aeithborhood druggist today. C. lL M HELP TTE!OSEEB: FOR IFEHIHU Warm bath with Cuticura Soap greatly soothes and benefits. Then apply treatment Cuticura Ointment-effecti- ve and medication for local irritations. Try It tonight. In morning, durt with Cuticura Talcum to help prevent shoo discomfort. FREE samples by writing Cuticura Dept. 31. Maiden, Mass. |