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Show Sally Sez OUR COMIC SECTION f Events in the Lives HI Just j Lffije of Little Men K niake the money yon ex tern ied wising chickens?" COULDNT QUALIFY after a little experimenting, I Jjed that the way to make money rait chicken reea. o waa wanted Hearing that a stable-laat a certain racing establishment, one of the boys of the Tillage went to ap ply for the Job. Outside the stables d MORE OR LESS SI e ally k. Utlfjj t ltfc5 10 toj t I HAVE kSgS RAKED ALL CT06ETHER T nin jute. ffsFrtajJ ;: friend (casually) weii, lets gooni bt itil afternoon aim play fiu.uuu or ?15,-- I tsX worth of j;olf. ' afraid f ATSOKIZJE A TO THREE'S A CROWD ?stofjif anjfe; er i4 ie oppsC Minsf'. j. the a the f. 1 - ' II ...... .. . . .j I Jne ret It'll go The light's flickering, mnybe CHILDREN HELLO, out iaek Tar, e BEWKS " be iione.' ' ' "" ""' ' WHATS ' ' WROMQr-f- - "Oh. take up land." , "Much?" "Oh IV a shovelful at a fine." " ' " Bits Magazine. "'CHILpREf THE VJHAT-S- . We'll .! (abseutl-Ood- Cautious Realtor. An emigrant was preparing to leave his native land to try his luck abroad. An acquaintance inquired, casually, "What are you going to do when you arrive at your destination)" W Look at those TROUBLE ' :.V Y .rrepo:,., OK; tillusnal'r Tit ' I. a, " , vv r v - i iii(e- -- M enjoy it?" ...... . "Only a part of it. She thought they wasted a grenf deal of time running firotrnd the lot, out sue tuougnt me with the umpire were quite . mti WHOLE ' Not a Bad Idea "When you are going on a Journey, why do you always get to the station an hour before the train .starts?! . that I have time to go home , .?So again If I think of anything 1 have for gotten." Chicago Tribune. gives C. be n a uskj I- ... lents, m leamotti - i - i : i cue na.vs ne wisnes sne couia see to pdHtfiielf as others see her." instcadf ghat's just an excuse for spending ; no mos w or time with a compact i ftOO AOOi WE ObT home T WHERE'S VOUR. FROM SCHOOL. MOTHER? AMD-BO- O HO- OCANiT OfcT INy THE. HOUStr ausr appetitif ical cokI aore ski Uleupsf THAT'S SOMETHING I; SHE'S POWM . AT THe COMMUrJiTY AT A CENTER 'MOTHER'S' r IOOHM r ppear iin.Trji'i. r- - M the Naturally! propel ;ond: tiild's aff repeafc; lg First Vacationist me a pain. niakea,Ceam is pnrf ip of M ifornia eave you e er done any This place gives . Why, what's eat- "f ell, 1 Off and On Sir Lancelot Is Merlin to be employed regularly around here? King Arthur No, he's Just going to help me by spells. deep-se- a became engaged on an ocean 0 WMtra Nwiir Union NO USE NOW PIECE TIME Open Sesame FINNEY OF THE FORCE etts oi'll have riJ tkl icun -il t' restPVVezGjrrL IT T7i-- ll va.ii 3 HAvE YE7- - TSAT FER, RAYMlMt3ERJ ENNY T INCr, VEZ. SAY CAM BE iiSEt AeiM YEZ. YgS FtEASE -- I DIP TAKE THEM hungry, Ma, right. I'll Bx vou some and jelly fish. AN)' HOW mf: ST1PAII0' Vez GlT PIP TH RniiwT A S- o- SEE- THE 3bc ( S THl' BolKSHtL AESELF A "V LOCKEP Ar4' TH p rolnly'"' ' .lort1 Ipoilo LOCK TUlkifr ME5ELP -- Ktr.'t-1- 1 0: '' i -, ..)- ' , At 400 Utah Oil Refining The Pea Fowl The pea fowl is a native of India. Burma, Siam, Pava, Ceylon and the Malay peninsula. They have of their rot migrated extensivelyhave been own accord, but they taken to many parts of the world as an ornamental bird. ' j j FfcH!I.M.i!fli! Horseshoe Magnet Bar The bar across the poles of a horseshoe magnet is a keeper. Fre. the quently in assembling machines magnets are considerably weak ened by bringing them into contact with each other. Using a keeper partly obviates this difficulty. 2S-4- 0 EAST 2nd SOUTH ST. . The Center of Convenience Shopping and Theater District Reasonable Rates We solicit your patronage. Cafe in connection gown. Looking Out "Does your friend still live In that house overlooking the prison?" "No, he now IWoa overlooking that house." HOTEL Salt Lake City Courage and Backbone Freddie A womnn needs a lot of courage to wear a modern evening are'?" said the grammarian. "I use the plural," answered Senator Sorghum. "We have national politics, state politics, county politics, town politics and office politics, and they're all different." ' ':. .;... WILSON "Do yon say 'politics Is' or 'politics 'rite" J T-- j . - Plural ER bn.! - aa advocata for anhi made' rooili, bcUnbtc that f to ba an Important arena la enesaracina; and deTCloping' oar intcnnoonUIn n wrcra, Whirh natnranjj la torn, acavflte the people living ber, .. d- , Thrifty and eonaerTatiTe people take Cantata of thle opportnnitj to sara, asd till enjoy inperior quality ahe. BART L. BAUEltBrER. EaU Lake Citr, Utah. Have alwayt Teddy Yes, and most women show they have a backbone. v .;- IterohnUin Not if You Like Hard Work Policeman How did you come to get that Jar of honey? Tramp Well, I admit I don't keep no bees; but what's to stop a fellow from squeezing It out of the flowers himself? najeuVolj i - '. "Say, look at my head after taking all that hair tonic. I'm completely bald." "Well, you don't need hair; you've nothing to protect" nmy Fish My, Tm Fihli All ;.- 11 i S as?! ' Service Stations in Utah and Idaha ; Second Vacationist ing you? First Vacationist Mosquitoes. withot WUPAT .CEREAt Ask-Yea- i Forbearance Ceaied "Have you a political boss In Crim son Gulch?" "Not now," answered Cactus Joe, "We had one, but he got tired of being blamed for everything that .went ' ' wrong." uccTlM' ( as)e Bctier, Western Made For Western Trada ' Croear'V . i, . ' THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY feterestlng." -- i "GRAINS OF GOLD" . , ' Wonderful Nature Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from the cradle to the grave, is but a accession of changes so gentle and easy that we can ecarcely mark ' their, progress. Dickens. , "Pid she OBaS ..' What She Enjoyed Mot "So you took your wife to the base , ball game." ; . XWS. 'a vV SHE ENROLL NOW: Lcara BMdun kaatr ia, pleasant, profitable work. knows nationally, mtm roe ana? Far (ne catalo eiTia aarantarte. fall parttculart, eddrca FXCELCIS BEAUTY SCHOOL 121 So. W. Taaiple Bait Lake Oty caltar - Parental Education THE FEATHERHEADS t I EXCELCIS BEAUTY SCHOOL "I'm going to get some money soon." "Who's telling you?" "A fortune teller." "I'd rather have that sort of Information from a paying teller." fit d BOMB INDU8TKT ar' i yon htarawafihi mi aa Marriages la Formosa Marriagei In Formosa, bland of. hcadhunters in the China sea, made by the best man. . lie eon dacts the wooing for the prospec. tive husband, the suit ending wken he triumphantly deposits the brida in the other man's arms. ' : respos ati Hurry predecte alvare take the eak. CORRECT time Is worth $100 a My jagnate be met a jockey, who had the bow legs peculiar to bis profession. The Jockey asked him his business. "I've come to see the boas about a Job," replied the applicant "Right V said the Jockey. "Just walk this way." The lad gazed la cuiiteraation at the other's legs. "I might have known there was a catch In It" he gulped. "I can't" OTTO R. HAAS. Mrr. I First Cotton Mill The first cotton mill in America as built at Pawtucket, E. L, by Samuel Slater. S? Ill) . ! -- w,r" rtl"" Siaitlar made Ceoda" IntermoanUIn . .l. .hp atnrv In areae ern. erae te Inwratoontoia Prodaeta Bait Lake Cfctr. U P. O. Bex ator appeara n n tbi eelana foa will ceive check (at lt Week No. Mil WJf.W-B- toi-an- $3.00 alt Lak C |