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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHL UTAH .. I I I OUR COMIC SECTION Ktxmless once kc kit. op l find Im rroved to ve.nc3fefm deeds lYov see I live vitk i Events in the Lives of Little Men D iorrve. one now Who zjrif , whistles , reds. , : ;: . . . - . I P 516MALS SIX, KIKE 1 H HEY, CONSTABLE! CAP AND o BELL saiv.'wn LiZ SAVWHATS .Iff 1 A li At- Thf artist was of the Impressionist school He had just given the finishing touches to a Durole and blue can vas, when his wife entered the studio. "SIv dear." said he. "I have Just com pleted my landscape, and I should like you to suggest a title for It" The good lady took a long look at It and then murmured : "Why not call it 1 .) f I V - NAMED eovswnr : CORRECTION COMING Z i i Leading Tady You made as , about me (n jour article. You said my features beautifully mottled, , ReporterAnd I Intended to & "modeled." Thafs a misprint, bji, Home'?' "But why 'Home'?" said her husband. "Because there's no place like it," she meekly replied, GOING PLACES, NO CURVES Betty says she has nothing to wear its Bummer," wonder what she'll dor and go bathing." I "Put-lt-j- on THE MUSICKER "Do you really think 1 married ;n for your money?" "Well, the way the money has be going It looks suspicious." "Did Brown lose control of his car?" "Completely; his wife uses It all the time." FOR BIG TIME Good Reaton CHANGING SEASONS ' "My boy has a wonderful ear for Terhapa but he doesn't play with ii K WHUT ARE 1U' FOIV& " 7 'The il in In II n li il mi ii i ii Numb )jjTTpj f HSM'HEHl "L--, ; self known to a man In the assembly, saying, "Don't you remember me?" "Yes," he said, "I do now, but you look considerably older than when I last saw you." The woman replied, "No doubt 1 do, I have had four grandchildren since I saw you last." Indianapolis News. n Hj PtUEiY f STSEltf- -. HEARlKl ARS-lvjELL,MoW-- H I JJir WAU smelliM Po Voices of Safety ' "Are you a student of classic vJiT- H- est? oar 1 A COULD 0ODY , - OR ELSE 4 -- roPPPR. 'CAUc cstin stand for. I . LOlKE- - ' ME-S- tz' K(N FEEUMVuo LESS WARK poWr4 CandidateNow' qi GOT IMA KIQi Ol VOULDH'T QT HURT' it-- M I LI , skill i 2. "THAT OUT ? III till NI 141111 Mill V LOiKEA ACTif4 FOOL. 11 I IJ vmw NIB ALL RIGHT i STHOP caT r V VJILL I'LL SlbP 1 IMERtATlNl Chop Suey What did you "put In this prescrip tion?" "That 1 can tell only to the doctdrvM said the druggist. "The doctor wants to know. Seems I gave you a Chinese laundry ticket and you filled that." ADDING WEIGHT Waiure Mrs. W.There goes a man I might tinvn ninrrlod. Mr. W. How grateful he should be (to me. Diamonds in the Rough "Mummy, if there Is is there also " "No, dear. A mother mav be a pearl, a father, never." Politlken (Copenhagen). f Nwppr Cal FORESIGHT Driven to It LOOK" AT fHE WAY VOU PARKED THE CAR. ONE VJHEEL. UP TH E CURB I (?) t. father-of-pearl?- THE FEATHERHEADS : WELL-TH- AT THAU HAVE IT THREG" FEET AWAY J -- to "Pretty stingy, eh?" "Stingy! Why, he even START TO PICK : OM ; looks . ' t fear ft ' Accidental 50 J1"--' Prospect I have gone without ever having an accident "j Agent Well, my dear sir,been? you really consider that lias ' accident? A3rAtM2 A ME . the people, the tops of his glasses for wearing 'em out." BETfeRf SAYl ARS Y?0 USUALLY Voil 6oN(s-- J0 Yoii tfEMERALLY of mean "Speaking no one can beat old Stint." I "What do you suppose he sees In her that is so attractive?" "Her wealthy parents, perhaps." WNU put W mjmmiHMLm-Mumummiftr- That Stopped Him Husband (to wife who has Just broken her glasses) You break everything that belongs to you Wife I'm afraid you're right. Even you are a little cracked. Gazette (Montreal). Were you 1 last summer? Second Country Boarder No, and whjr I'm here this summer. that's OR TWO HOOTS WWfl STAK2Tf:D T-,K- This? but while SUB3fecT-HO- W.' k OLD MAM VOU ALMOST HIT ? . Vol I talk POM'f KMOW WHAT Yod ' ABOUT THAT, i-r tome!. -- Wg'RE OM THE ABOUT DRIVING WCULP FILL A YES ? 3OhiT AMD WHAT YbU KWOW ABodT FILL A HOSPITAL s The Pretty Stenog 'The reference from your last employer Is very badly written almost illegible, in fact." "But, you see, when he wrote It I was sitting on his lap." ' Uncertain Futures "How about a tin on the market?" said the confidential friend. . ."Information Is so dneertjiin." n. swered Mr. Dustin Stax, "that you'll have to pay your own fortune teller same as I do." .OOK What did Old Owl, say when he was expelled from the cjub?" "That he didn't give a hoot" Ssa Laval Standard Sea level adopted as a standard for th measurement of heights Is the level of the surface of the sea at Its mean position, midway between high tad low water, T hear Fred's on the football tea: "Yes. he's cut out cigarettes and'' carrying his heaviest pipe around." " THE LIMIT mother-of-near- First Country Boarder St Silence It Golden Talkative Lady A big man like you might be better occupied than in cruelly catching little fish. Angler Perhaps you're right. But if this fish had kept his mouth shut s '.. he wouldn't be here. A TRUE FRIEND hr the I Voice From Crowd Never, mind (that, tell us what you won't stand for. K one of I 111' tell ;yoa what JOLLY BOARDERS are "That's an idea. As I've just fin ished paying for it, I'll name It 'All Inn.' " ...... A. !I you j players of the home club. but fm Young Hopeful Yes, p pared to jump to .the. big leagues! I , , ,they want me, j, 1 I FatherL-S- o, " Inn Luck or Inn Dutch "Why don't you give your new bungalow a name? Something appropriate. Other people do. There's 'Seldom Inn,' 'Walk Inn,' 'Cosey In,' and a lot of . 'When will It begin to loosen up?" i litera-ture?- "I was for awhile," answered Senator Sorghum, "but some of it needs censoring. So I'll just wait for the good old Congressional Record. What ever else you may say against our speeches, they don't need expurgation." future holds a great deal for Ijrou." ' inl' I PiiililJiiiU MlCKLES' SENSES? -- ' FINNEY OF THE FORCE I WHERE'S THE KEY? t aJ f) I rtfynrhi'.;iy At a gathering several persons met who had known each other years before, and one of the women made her- 1 V 1 Reason Enough .Teacher I notice that your essay oft "My Mother" hi exactly the same as your nrotner s. 'Bobby Yes'm. We have exactly the suuie moiner. -- iililllTM' Wli ""' |