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Show LEIII FREE PRESS. LEW. i i i THE OUR COMIC SECTION -l 0 i v 1 j MSgJ my too mucK in it. su5w 3 1 Tj ; 1 . fell I A HUMDINGER lie's a fraud and a faker. Dug Yes, a regular humbug. SOME JOLT It says here the piano !s returning to popularity and there Is a growing demand for them. Her lie I like simple things best I've noticed how you are. She tW ' S1CWESS . aelf-aUaf- ll COLD FACTS IUDADE 'TWAS. MRS. HE: WUZ THAT Him People probably have decided crooning, and radio Jokes are after all, a lot worse than kids practicing and the banging of those who think they can play. Cincinnati Eni quirer, NOTHING DOING Learn by Asking FINNEY OF THE FORCE f No Crimej No Story He choked her She was dead there could be no doubt about It lie bad listened to her dying gasp. Now she was cold cold as the hand of death. All life had ceased. Yet in his anger he was not convinced. Furiously he kicked her. To his amazement she gasped, sputtered and began to hum softly. "Just a little patience Is all it takes, John," remarked his wife from the rear seat Knickerbocker. Lossor Evil 51 UASM'-- PATTERN IS2T "Well, you fool, can'c yoo get a lantern?" Toronto Globe. Worm U 1 Twice' as much cb!e that's the fashion secret of this cape ensemble. Oa the street one likes a wrap at some sort and a snappy detachable cap will do the trick 1 When removed, there'! a truly smart frock, We've made a large sketch of the frock so that yon can study Its chic lines. The raglan sleeves have as NO EXCUSE Inverted pleat for added interest tb necklltfe la cut square and is fin A newly rich man who had bought ished with a crisp bow pulled through a country house awoke one night to slashes. Pleats lend delightful anifind that Ms watch had stopped, mation to the skirt Print or mono-to- n would be good in one of the whereupon he called the butler. "What time Is it, Henry?" "The clocks have all stopped, sir." "Well, go out and Jook at the sun- "It's dark out there, sir." f ,, Cape Ensemble That Has Chic dial" Ml w. k. IS a LitgLef Kte to feci if my soul rd Ht-- d gTl j unt jwett VitK not t. mmuxe. jorry D if Just CffiKfUL CKUB I youldnt life, too Events in the Lives of Little Men WOAJPERVJHATTrt&GANO?ING WAV? PACK. HOME ARE IT A II A 3COD MArA PERFESSOR TomEI SKIOOP FER. THAT You. I was tAikidT Apthe eiviw ME To poWtf THE; i" STREET? . 1 1 T Ol SHOULD SAYNOTT HE WUZ. t WHO HIM I HOPE Vou LISTENED CAfeEFUL I BET HE 3-iS- I ft . . f i A A - f SOMETlKlQr ' Knows "Figures never lie." "No; not with the bathing suits the girls are wearing nowadays." EVERYH-U)43- r SB FANCIES y 1627 CZmtCftJamJ new novelty cottons, in crepe,' linen or silk. .. "I want you to meet a friend of Pattern 1S27 U available in sizes in to who mine swim taught herself 14, 10 IS. 20, 32, S4, SO, 38, 40 and 42. one lesson." Size 1G takes yards 30 inch fab"If she Is so ugly she had to teach ric. Illustrated sewing herself to swim I don't want to meet Instructions Indiuled with each pather." tern. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In Ambitious coins or stamps (coins preferred) An excellent chicken' formed part for this pufleni. Write plainly name, of the fare at a luncheon party at- address and style number. BE SUItH tended by two parsons. After lunch TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle. they noticed the cock strutting on the lawn. Pattern Department, 213 West SevenOue of the parsons said: "That bird teenth Street, New York City. seems very pleased with himself I" "No wonder," said the host, "conTOO WELL QUALIFIED sidering one of his sons has just entered the ministry I" Vancouver Job, eh? Trovince. Congressman Want What can you do? Constituent Nothing! That for Him Congressman Sorry, but those " swectlo "Listen, Big Boy said the d jobs are all taken long he was necking, "I don't mind being ago! You must wait for a vacancy. kissed " Brooklyn Eagle. "Well," he retorted, "you're mighty klssable." TO MATCH THE SUITf "Yeah?" she came back, "well, I'm mighty hungry, too, and I mind being fed even less than I do being kissed.'' 4i step-ny-ste- P AV- J- I 'CAtlSE 'TWAS TTOKl'T omp EERLlEVE IT WHY xWOULD h HE ASK T'lWGrS HE PONY WJt KHOVj t J WAL NOW WD WHAT COULD THAT E7 HE WUZ. ASKIK4' HOW FEEL HOW LOIKE ME HOW LOMy DID Ot K ) DID Ot J OB AM' S WUZ. Ol J TH FORCE; r" OKI "Don't you think she is a fancy dresser?" "No, she Just fancies she Is." JUST THE HOLE high-salarie- fas- -- "I hear Kitty's husband Is a nut." "He is, but he's a doughnut" "A doughnuti" "Yes, he has money." - NOT ON NRA SCHEDULE .,,- Out of Odor THE FEATHERHEADS 7 WHV DlDtfT SHE: CHECK LIP ON His; HABITS WELL OH VeAH THIS ABtT HAPPENS to BE SKI0R1N& 3 1 7 BEFORBaSHE, '.MARRIED HIM r Sunny Jim om the Geokges- SEPARATING-- ? r- SHE'S LEAVlUCr SHE SATS. BECAUSE - t5AW MAolT SHE CAN'T OF HIS STAND IT "What Uo you .think of tills extra hour of daylight?" "What I'm for Is more moonlight" PRECAUTION A WELL-TH- AT ISKi'T THE; SIORY HEAR. DOWNJ TOWH I J oh mo They sav HE WAS BUYING- - PERFUME FOR. HIS STEVlOG" AMD His WiFE (yoT WUOp OF iT - .."Are you going to put a 'Wet Paint' slgp4on.Lhat fence of yours?" "Not on your life. Do you think I want to have finger marks all over It?" At the Clinic Surgeon I have a case of gunshot wound wliPre the ball struck the subject In the right temporal region without penetrating the bone. What would you do? Medical .Student I'd give him his base. if 0 Wwtira Niwppr rnloo rC An Expert Silas My new farmhand thinks that he knows more about farming than I do. Hiram He must be a literary guy I One of them magazine writers Toronto Globe. - L- i f Quiet, Jamei Little James Papui was Solomon the man who had 700 wives? Papa I believe he was, my son. James Was he the man who said; "Civil me liberty or give me death?" Blinks He always takes a cheerful view of things. Jinks Yes, when our boat tipped over and he fell In the water, he laughed and said It was 6. K. by him, Wlfey I Just can't find word to as he Intended to take a bath when describe my new bathing suit he got home anyway. Hubby Then why not try som abbreviations? Brilliant Idea Nurse Now, Willie, swallow this Trouble powder. Wlllle-Ca- n't Flatfoot My son might have been I Just dab it on my face Instead like mummy? London President of the United States. Yesmnn What happened to preAnswers. vent it? Flatfoot He got married and nil It Goes to Your Head "Yes, I know fish Is brain food, but wife wouldn't let him go Into politics. Patlifinder Magazine. I don't care so much for fish. Hain't .there some other brain food?" Common Opinion "Well, there's noodle Boup." Dubb I believe I shall have to give Obctacla Raco up amateur theatricals. They al"Is your son still pursuing Ms ways make me feel making a fool of myself. studlest college?" Chubb I know; everybody feel "Tti, but he doesn't seem able to catch up with them." the same way. Pathfinder Magazine. |
