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Show LEHI FREE PRESS. LEH1. 1TAH CLEAR, Events MANrtCP SfBMEP WHEN fr PFSlTcD TUXEDO !MTn5 SOOL the Lives of in Little Going to the Party? I OUR COMIC SECTION 0 IES! ID Men INEVITABLE ROC ftSCT Tr PtM B& Josr-ea-i- TO SETTLe 'wP02 E2 The HE OMCE -ALX-LCCEAStt TWS PUSiNS , DOCKS AND --OU2 TOP - W"AT 1lM2 TWIS Editor Can't use them. The joke dates back to the mother-in-la- Garden of Eden. The Jokesmith Pardon me, sir. You're thinking of the newlywed joke. Adam was his ow" T'S m AI L IN THE FAMILY Now LET MB see? coNOu&mio it IS WHO op? NO1. Me P5LL? KNOW -- IT'S MlOteW MOOSE". KO.'OH 1& il4 ? ml W1 I .' Mr Miss Bobwig So you've finally given up your maiden name and adopted that of your husband? Mrs. Newfangle (lately Miss Yes. It was too confusing. My dressmakers and milliners kept sending their bills to me personally. Fad-hunte- r) FOOLISn QUESTION HERE is the party? At Mrs. Smith's on Walnut street and it looks awfully much as though the principals were caught by the candid camera. howLuckily, ever, they're perfectly groomed for their parts: Introducing: Janet. Janet in her jumper (Pattern 1996) is asking Mother which glassware to use. Her plaid blouse m taffeta makes her feel vorv dressed up. Mother chose this style because the manv nossihili ties for change make it a ward robe rather than a dress and she The Pedagogue I wish you'd ex- - knew it would be Your own little girl may have plain how an increase in the salaries mis same ensemble m sizes 6, 8, of teachers would raise the price of 10, 12, and 14 years. Size 8 re meat. The Market Man That's easy. quires 13a yards of 39 inch ma The school teachers would have terial tor the jumper and V.it more money for the butchers to get. yards for the blouse. Mother, the HnfA:e Mother is the perfect hostess, DREADFUL LIFE calm and assured, because she knows her frock with its sprightly crisp apron (Pattern 7 X Th I V So "THERE VOd bU'RE. 7 ARE WARM GET A COLD HOUSE TO COMET TO BUT V T L Y" j j r easv-to-ma- ij P trouble- is vNELL - IT IS COLO UP HERE ' AMD HO HOT AMD I m WATER . OF VHO WEfpE NOil - d'RE SELRSM NEVER TMlMK MV C0MR5RT- THlMKlMS- OF WHEN Vod NECsLECTeD ,TO ORDEra rCOAL? - is becoming Bell well-planne- d, easy-to-ma- patterns. Interesting and exclusive fashions for little children and the difficult junior age; slenderizing, well-cpatterns for tlu mature figure; afternoon dressa for the most particular younj women and matrons and other patterns for special occasions are all to be found in the Barbari ut Bell Pattern Book. Send 15 cent! today for your copy. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 149 Nen Montgomery Ave., San Francisco, Calif. Price of patterns, 15 cent) (in coins) each. Bell Syndicate. and appropri- WNU Service. OR W For house wear Kha GASOLINE M up this model in print. She is MODELS JlA wearing nere the crepe version and knows that it will be delightful for later on in cool black and Protect yoor akbt i)4 white. It comes in sizes 34, 36 a.Mvitiir Cotaa thia 38 40, 42, 44, and 46. Hehtf Kerosene and Gasoline PrearMut The dress Lamps provide a higrh candlepower and apron in size 36 . . . nearest like natural daylight ...m require 5'2 light your eyes. yards of 39 inch material. The toYou can enjoy the finest light foroclrl' apron alone requires 1 night. No home can afford to be without I yards. Coleman. Buy it from your local Cotanu Ana the Guest. dealer. FRC Folif Postcard WjH nd The guest just arriving is wear- THE COT.FKIAN LAMP AND STOVE her ing trigest DeptWUI73, Wichita, Kam.; Chicafl,IlL She hkes it because the Philadelphia. Pa. Lot Angeles, Calib puffed shoulders and swing skirt make her hips look smaller. The collar Bearing and Forbearing is young and the sleeves The two powers which in raj stylish. This frock is especially chic in opinion constitute a wise man an silk crepe alpaca or one of the those of bearing and forbearing- .lovely new prints. For your own daytime distinction, then, why not Epictetus. make up Pattern 1205? It is avail- ?5e, VL265 14' 16' 18 and 20 bust). Size 16 requires 4 !s yards of 39 inch material. One ball of yarn g required for from common colds as pictured. ate. Coleman MantlelM 1 S") Osborne era-Se- CO, n. ( .V-PLA- WEY V VEZ CAN'T HERE IMt. ttI I CAN COLD FIMetRS Aunt Jane Do vou eet nut nt lifa all that is in it? Mrs. Young- -I fear not. I only belong to four bridge clubs. Two of my afternoons absolutely go to tvaste each week. NlTH IL n - CHANGED SUBJECT Beware Coughs trim-nun- New Pattern Book. Send for the Barbara Bell Spring and Summer Pattern Book Make yourself attractive, practical and becoming clothes, select- .g uesigns trom the Barbara THE v : BT. f'MOVE ON- l- I'VE BEEM around ALL PAV Town HERE IS MO COLDER. THANl AMY PLACE ELSE DOY KETCH OM DON'T VET. BOT WHISTLE iT AMD KNOW TH' MUMYSIPPLE ORDINANCE FER STREET MUSICIANS I'LL TRY H? A f HOUSEWIFE mixture of and vinegar willequal parts of salt quickly brighten copper or brass ware. 2 By Ted "How do you suppose Tom came to me?" "Got tired of talking about the weather, probably." to propose FARE, PLEASE Grease your cup before measuring measuring syrup or molasses fn Ik wiu stick of the cup. nt Do not A put too much little wax and Stent? ofpolislung makes a better floors Oloughlin (fv I I MO, 1 WNU SUSPENSE Readiness With Thanks BENEATH ATTENTION Little David, visiting at the home "How are you going to vote?" in- of a neighbor, was given a piece of The fat old man was in a bad quired Si Simlin. bread and butter, and he smiled t temper. "Haven't made up my mind," an- very polite "thank you." "Where the dickens is the smokswered Farmer Corntossel, "I don't Lady of the House (complimenting room in this place?" he shouted think anybody ought to tell how he's ing) -- That's right. David. I like to The hotel porter remained calm! going to vote. Half my joy in life hear little boys say: "thank "There is a door over there with you." is listening to radio speeches and David (after a little thought) Gentlemen Only' on it " 'Lounge: lo keep the oratorical enthusiasm. Well if you would like to hear me he said. "You ignore that and walk I believe in prolonging the suspense it say again, you might put wme straight in."-5t- ray as far as- possible." Stories jam or jelly on the bread. Doeskin and chamois and harsh tpid Euds IaS2,r soapy water J unleS rinSd W you want a Bav nnri cheerful dressing really table make th Hr wm,.nt tnmiz which 2 JeSo 3 f1dnSlgn of red. Pink and blue ground. "Lately my husband has taken to ''king in his sleep." "The high taxi fares, I suppose." U Ta on a rather The frill of pfeafed vCh'ntz about top is narrWer Me o t blue ground of the printed otlHV 'MU Syrvka. 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