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Show LIFE'S LITTLE OUR COMIC SECTION JESTS H HIS DOG KNEW j sed ., v.body ffwd 10 take m"Ch In trt 4 fl0ti! a ni on the sub aud Urcn felt sure that some, for be owned ?dc"'-,- j was proud. he . of which doss." remarked ,m more Intelligence have Son. "that .i " Green; -- 1 FIRST, MOTHER. She Aren't yon afraid to to In np tt jour neck? He My no! I'm In debt up to raj neck all the time. NOTHING FROM NOTHING have 4ff Magazine. thaf-Tlt-- Blts ne like ! musters. rWr HFWAS TH'BFSf PONY HE HAD )h A LOW? ? HUH ASK YOUR DOCTOR JAID TH JUDGE SOME DAY M . hir , WILL "YOU LET ME RIDE HIM i'lTlkturned She Lacked Tact Sue are not hear that Harry and terms any more. Uow Kakiue H.nL.h.t Doctors Say P1TILUPS For Your Child )v ' When it comes to the frequently-use- d "milk of magnesia," doctors, for over ' 50 years, have said "PHILLIPS' Milk of Magnesia the safe remedy for your child." Remember this And Always Say "Phillip " When You Buy. Your child deserves it; for your own peace Genof mind, see that you get it uine Phillip Milk of Magnesia. 'Alao in Tablet Form! mm m ish!" Watchful Waiting ephnnl with the elad c came t,. Ipm that his father had work again. 1 "Wnai II it ' - I I II ill I i lau I i f mu. issrf -- tM i'f!kV sit rlav m S.-ZS--r g Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Tablets now on sale at all drug stores everywhere. Each tiny tablet is the equivalent of a tea- - art tocher. "0 hes gc a uara j"". ihild. "lies got to waicn six waicuTnrflnniinnliS NeWS. t.-- a. n -- i Phonos' MUk Magnesia. Of No Practical Benefit You don't seem to regret the fact DUIUUer OI njiru uun.- Billy They aay, you know, that whal a man eata he becomes. Jessie Dear me. Tou must ba eat Ing practically nothing. yeuilic that I y of you." jjo," replied Senator Sorghum, "the fonly kind words that ever secure unanimous endorsement are those that com- -- (Cof,.rr(ht, W. N. TJ ANOTHER JOLT Jpose an epitaph. II anarter-dwk.- THE FEATHERHEADS Prices to Suit gallant captain was showing his fair young passengers over The of the ship. "And this," De he explained, NO tSN'f DINNER SO POK'T PJCWr4S OM ' "Is tha " TY "Indeed," she exclaimed, "and which to the Every day, unUunkinriy, mothers take the advice of unqualified persons j instead of their doctor's oa remedies for their child. If they knew what the scientists j know, they would neper take this . chance. -- mr-- Pd ur Before You Give Your Child an Unknown Remedy to Take " she thought lould the best thing to use on his ud she told him furniture pol is deck?" FCADY By OsWm NO r PO J START MET DIDN'T I Sitting I I s-- X ttBuIlw BUT tbU'RB READY To-(- bU THINK I HAve NOTHING-T- o ALL PAY BUT SLAVE OVER ( itCHCL. Fawer Engineers In engineering and architectural courses In colleges of tha United States during the past Ave years has dropped S3 per cent. Enrollment $R PL JS A STovB &BTTINQ- - TOUR, MEALS' iWJl? -- GETTING POINTERS Oyster Why do you wear such a large collar, Mr. Clam? Clam This was the smallest 1 could get. I'ti one of the Little Necks, you know. vm mot thankful, PAT ALL WOMEN SOME LIKE1 'PRATT, MR. Tot?AX rJEXTj LONG, - AT" . ,iItC AT HER Minding Hit Business Father Jim. how manv times have you been whacked at school today? Jim Whv. dad. I don't knnw whv you should ask that question. I never take any notice of what is going on r po LJSaow- J work Btr OF To I'D RlrHT -- 1 or x b-?s- - I.SATVATCHEP KvlOW 1 .I.,.,-2U..,- 1 V1NDOW LKE" i PIDM'TWWoKNOW, VoULO IF you should Be HERE AND HER, " s,.. N i''Pi 3.95 W Erff illtfptai,Pa.i n He'd Be Ex-ta- r Good Jane If a 8;ii1or wna linrf nnrf ipnr into business, why would he have to be a retailer? Joe-Bec- ause summer boardei spends lots of time in the dairy. Seemi to take a great deal of Interest In the separator. Guest Well, he's In that line himself. He's a divorce lawyer. Farmer The he wouldn't be a whole illlllhTf In Agreement "It looks like rain." snid rhp hnnrri- inghouse waitress as she set a bowl of oup in front of one of her boarders. "Yes, it does." he ronlio.i wotHnir a whifT of It, "but it smells a little like soup." ; " BE SOlGriT A LOOK'.N' M0ICHAEL-Y- 6Z d A Little Bliiv DableS, SO nnp Hnv orlton M. ii v. ia xikcs mnr.ai. iiu'itiL i informed - him thn Anni hn B uau iHltl iuui little baby girl, he said: ui), I hope it's a vv imi bare-heade- d B oi HAD NO oidE-ER UNIFORM SSlM1 NEEDED PRf V u ) U" I J 1 DOLLAR DAY, HUH? MISSUS EVEN Y SJ "Mussed" Be So Tad OtMwhlu, REMARIEt , , HS 7 -- C looked w J j J Vr- SNoop &OUT T BUZZARD - y p PiiJ vfil 111 Use Mentholafum HI v to help open the 'nostrils and permit freer breathing MM HI If you prefer nose drops, or tliroat pray, call for the ' THAT OULP stopped-u- NOSTRILSjJ duatoeoLli. new 1 u FINNEY OF THE FORCE I Bare-Heade- 1 e Wtstsni Nwip)r rjB)e , Lika Humans behind my back. sailor! Lot A cat likes best the food she cannot provide for herself: milk and flsh. W . If - IVMW V Coleman 10 days PRICED right in your own home. LOW Prove to yoormelf. by teat and eoroparison wilh any of other type light, that gCJikK Shad the Coleman meeta every 111 antf your F !t lighting need incandle-powOlob er home with ila 300 '' IUtr "live" preeaura light that protects tayour i.V. K.k. This nffAl Gnarantea through eared by a Money-Bacl- c aend a postcard asking for Jost yonrdmler. and address of name Test Certificate, giving dealer, your hardware or houe-fornihinand wa will aend yon a Teat Certificate to predealer. sent to your THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO. ut-r- a., nana. C-nuiw. I. am "She says she married her husband to reform him." "I was sure she had tome secret sorrow." t3 i of tha on USB p- JNsTS of Phillips' STYLE IN L "4 Events in the Lives of Little Men 1 with a then, but somebody command took roioe always J HEW HEHTK0LATUM S LIQUID In handy bottle with dropper J X Armchair Advice' One can advise comfortably from Bafe port Schiller. baby." You accept me He (rapturously) Then It's a bargain. She (calmly) Certainly. I should consider It If It wasn't. MOSQUITOES FLIESSPIDERS anJ LIKE THE WIND '- - 71 SHE SAID YEZ. LOOKUP LOIK sez. slept iu U ( Jf 1 J ' N SHURE-A- M Ol t 7, ( TJJmSIi L----- -7 "S. BE TAKiN ME OFF WHIN QU ON ) POOTY I K rii .3 a.1 -- '' ( al ni V. OTHER INSECTS aV o ni if .I Cuticura Soap For the Daily Care of Your Hands Prolong the youthful appearance of "My wife Is a woman who alwayi speaks her mind." "Her conversation must be monotonous." She's contlnuallj "Not at all. changing her mind." WMtsftiWswiPSPtfP1 the your hands by giving them aame care yon give your face. Use CaUlenra Snmp every time yon wash your hands ; it will do much to prevent redness and roughness caused by daily tasks, and to keep the hands soft, smooth andtorely. Price 23 cents |