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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEIH, UTAH the business say that guests must be pleased at any cost; so I slipped on some doe's an' went out with them. We started down the rud without hearin' nothing, an' then we come op over a little hill an' one of the gals says. There she is now, poor dear.' "'Where?' says L pretty puzzled. Eight out there. Do yon mean to say you don't bear ItT "Then of a sudden I knew what it was all about Three miles op the river the fog horn was goin', an' them gals was out on a errand of mercy to get me to put It out of its misery. "The next day I says to Henry: Henry! Tomorrow you an me la goin to take down that sign on the rud an retire from the outdoor hotel business. That feller that said that women Is uncertain coy an' hard to please was smarter than Solomon an' Dan'l put together.'" Uncertain, Coy and Hard to Please By JAMES J. MONTAGUE CoDyricht. WND Serrlea. Oysters Eaten in Eighth Century Before Christ Let us not leap to conclusions. The discovery of the shell remains of an oyster banquet that was probably held In a village near Sparta In the Eighth century before Christ proves only that oysters were being eaten by men at that timenot that the Spartans discovered the edibility of the oyster. The hero who, in fear and trembling, first swallowed an oyster and wondered if he was poisoned, probably lived long before Sparta was even contemplated. He may bavt been a shipwrecked Tyrian sailor ; he may have been some hungry beach comber even before the men of the They ain't ao reg'Ur bath tub, but ma an' John every Sunday strips off, shipboard an pour Eastern Mediterranean launched backet of water over each other. ships. Perhaps he was a who watched a seablrd carry "Yep," said the old boat builder, ' " 'Just what do you mean, by not like a volcano when the wind shifted. a clam aloft and drop It on a rock to "brother John an' me is out of the exactly?'" "Then pretty soon, when they bad " 'I mean they ain't no tourist business. We flggered, there could moved to we cabin another bath reglar beln not much doln' In our own line tubs, but me an' John every Sunday hear em arguln over why they ever we that might put up log cabins on strips off, fashion an' pours come here at all, an' one of em said the old place for folks to stay In buckets of water over each other. the other should of come to the place overnight, or mebbe a week at a time. They ain't nothln like it for givln' that was recommended to 'em by her Host everybody that's got a piece of you a appetite for breakfast' " Cousin Alec, an' the other said that r "I don't know yet what made the Cousin Alec was only about ground between here an Machlns Why does It, an' makes money, so they tell old dame so mad, but the Just redwltted, an' that his trouble xne, but I guess the women folks does dened up like she'd been insulted, seemed to run In the family. the most of the tendln' to it I says, 'Come on Henry' to the man, "Then they both of 'em comes out Liquid of the house single file an' stalkln' thought once that puttln' a boat to- an' off they go to their car. "I felt pretty low about the busi- right past us they gits Into the car, gether so she would ride the water like a duck was quite a leetle trick, ness for a while, an' then pretty soon squabbles a while about wno was but It ain't nawthln' to fixln' up a another couple shows up. goin' to drive, and then up the rud " 'We want a cottage by the eamp so it will please a woman. shore,' they go. "Beln' mechanics from boys up, says the woman, who was young an' "It was two days later before any Doctors lave always recognized the buildln' the cabins wasn't no trouble. kind of movln' plctur lookin'. body else showed op, an' then it was value of the laxative whose dose can . .We Just drew along the rud a piece "'Not too near the shore,' says a woman with three daughters, who be measured, and whose action can an see what the shacks that the the man. was pleased with the first cabin we be thus regulated to suit individual farmers had built was like ; then we "'As close as It can be. What's showed 'em an' real sociable. They need. come home, got the lumber from town, the use of coming to a place like this was all over the place, makln' friends The public, too, is fast returning an' built us five of 'em. There they be if we can't see the river?' with the dog an' the cow an' askln' to the use of liquid laxatives. People Bow. Take a look at 'em an' tell me "'You wont be able to see the all sorts of questions. They stayed have learned that a properly preIf you ever seen anything that could river for the fog in the morning, If the fust night an' would of stayed pared liquid laxative brings a more beat 'em for the right draft an' beam. you don't take that shack; up on the the second all right if it hadn't natural movement vithout any disturned foggy. It was about midnight comfort at the time, or after. They's everything into 'em. ' Hot air hill. The dose of a liquid laxative can for chilly weather, pictures of " 'Very well. You can go there and when they was a rap on our door an' the world's biggest battles that we I will take the cunning little one by there was two of the girls standln' be varied to suit the needs of the individual The action can thus be . got out of a history book our grand there shlverin' but terrible mad. the beach.' It forms no habit; you " dad left us when he died an' an all "Before I had a chance to say any-thi- regulated.take 'Just as you say. But don't ex a "double dose" a day need not the tin ware an' chlny anybody needs pect me to rescue you if a bear comes or ask 'em anythln' the oldest or two later. Nor will a mild liquid to get a meal together with. an spoke up says: 'Why don't you laxative irritate tne Kidneys. snooping around.' " "Just to give the place a home like "Then what does the girl do but do something about that cow. Listen The wrong cathartic mag often do touch, we took a trip around some of bust out cryln' an says the feller to the poor thing. harm than good. more " 1 don't hear no cow,' I said. The the farms an' got some things to Is a wuss brute than any be&r, an' as Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is a Dr. pretty 'em up, like tidies for the soon as she can get to a railroad sta- only cow we got is in the barn.' and is perfectly safe. chairs an' artificial "flowers an' wall tion she is goin' home to her mother. "'Well, it's somebody's cow, and rrescription, action is based on senna mottoes. When we had everything So she hops into the car, an' he we Just can't bear to hear it crying natural laxative. The bowels will ready an Invitin' we put up a sign : climbs after her an' that's all of that way. You must find out about not become dependent on this form It at once, or we shall leave.' Camps, night, day ah' weeks If you that of help. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin , Want 'em' out by the big rud and "It was beglnnln' to look as if the "'Well, Td heard other fellers In is obtainable at all druggists. lure enough right away folks begun business wasn't goin' to go so well to come In. when along comes two old ladies 1 "But they was a kind of folks that chuggln down the road an one yells Was different from any me an' John to us if we have a camp empty. bad ever see. The first was a woman "When she finds we has five of 'em about sixty with a husband a little she an' her friend starts to look 'em elder. Before Bhe would even look over, an' by an' by we hear high at one of the camps she began to ask words about the furnishin's. questions of me. "It seems one of 'em was sore beCut on " 'Are these places clean?' says she. cause JBig they wasn't no hooked rugs on " look It They don't the floor, an' the other wanted a fire POCKET TINS 0F U NOW 'They're bran new, ma'am,' I says. place. They thrashed that out by Ifever been lived In.' " an' by decldin' to go back to the first "'Are the furnishings adequate 7"' cabin they'd looked at, an' there they " They're the adequatest furnish-tag-s got into a dispute about whether the money can buy,' I says wonderln' cook stove would draw or not After What she was talkin about" ten minutes they decided to find out " ;" " "Very well, Til look at them.' by Hghtln' a fire into It It drawed "I was goin along, but she waved all right, but the old one claimed e away. Til let you know our de- it only drawed because the wind was mtJew cision,' she says, an takln' the bunch blowln' down river, an' would smoke of keys I give her off she went her husband trallln' along behind her." PS!16 ST08ES ."I was just thlnkin' how pleased an surprised she'd be, when back she come, hot foot" WOW Pay Less Get Real BAYER Aspirin! ."'There's no bawth In that first CLEAR So as to put the reliability and quick have been cut to 25c t&bln,' she says. 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