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"I am always up early." The porter smiled. "In that case, sir," he said, "would I -r TH'OMLY LQVEP BY A CAVE MAN arket, ominr g GET A LEMON harrn .j 'It has one every public dinner there's always bores everybody.speaker who "Myl How lucay you've oeen. Down to Facts "My deah boy." effused the elegant lady of aristocratic demeanor to tha schoolboy at the grate, "will you ha Inform Hector Reginald Cornelius s turkey ;o, the WWW, Hint Rett had been allowed to to supper one night on tha up ftay strict understanding that sne anouia behave very well and not ask for anything on the table. When dessert came all tha guest were attended to, but sha was overlooked. She sat despondlngly for a time, and then was struck by a bright Idea. Sha exclaimed In a loud voice: "Who wanta a clean plate?" ttype- gei H If I'm not marrlea in TTftSnre. that time, IH let yon know." T.itH w will for entire a week to think your nrnnnsnl over? eather ouads, to the me SheGive at make KOI MB you mind calling me?" They point, t Mrs. Leghorn I hear that you don't like Doctor Duck. Mrs. Plymouth Rock No, Indeed, fu never let him attend my family, why,' they say he's a regular quack. ON A HICKORY LIMB Answers Awl Four workmen were playing cards. "I knew you were going to play a ige , p spade, Bill," said one. "Ow?" asked Bill Because," said the first man, "I saw yer spit on yer 'and." Bystander urn Weetern Newspaper Union ABSOLUTE PROOF TOO BUSY OH, PERCY! OUGHT TO Going to have a nrw bathsuit this year? Gertrude No, the one I wore last year Is just as good as new. You know I didn't get It wet once. Edith ing She Yes. If there is anything In a person, travel will bring it out He Yes, Indeed, especially ocean travel. TELLING HIM PAPA KNOWS I 1 r) II First Actress I like to act In a play that brines tears. Second Actress Won't any play you're In do that? Tip Tolly Isn't springtime grand? It Is then that nature puts on her most gorgeous raiment, the timid violet peeps through its covering of leaves and the birds and Percy begin to sing, and And the THOUGHTFUL She Wasn't. It a beautiful Teacher How do you know the world is round? Tnmmv Rpranse father says It "What will you say to your children ain't on the square and unole says it when they are naughty?" ain't on the level "Oh, I'll do like my father does. HI tell 'em how good I was when I waf AN ADMISSION a kid." sunset last night? s. OF HIM He I don't know, I was proposing to an heiress about that time. NO GAS NEEDED 3 self-mad- The farmers plant the corn tJnless my guess la wrong, Said Mr. Crow, To feed as birds And help the caws siorg. suppose you can spell all thenhort words. Bobbie?" "I pan BDell a lot of biff words, too. I can even spell words of four cylln, ' ' dew." - eke." 3w mm naf) "You look so queer, Mr. Candle." "Weil I headed 1" do feel awfully Chocolate Waiter (shouting) ': "1 Service Walter Tea or coffee? Guest GONE TO HIS HEAD e "Yes, sir, I'm strictly a man." "ileally. you mustn't expect me to compliment your workmanship, but it's fine and manly of you to admit It and not try to put the bliime on gomoon' "Are you in favor of horse racing V "No," answered Seuator Sorghum. "In modern finance horse racing If stuff. No tip is worth playsmall-tim- e ing unless It Is a straight tip direct from the New York StocK kxenange llffht I Mlxum. "So you think women should be abl run the country." "Well, fdr logic and style, I'm willing to put my daughter's graduation essay up for comparison with a lot of regular campaign speeches." to , The Mon Thing First Actress I like to act In a play that brings tears. Second Actress Won't any play you're In do that? J(Y7- |