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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEIII, UTAH THE ROADS IDB iloa Jiide gasoli-i- stations, markets, which often ar jnd gmall farms, eresore8 along the main highways la ajedca, will be beautified at least aloes one ptretea 01 countryside. tie arani aro This mtii ramed Ttiree A3 dovm BEAUTIFYING p Delaware women, Mrs. Pierre Mrs. Irenee duront, and g. duI'oBt, B. Thompson, Lave ofHenry jjrt. best-kep- t fered prizes for the places m&m 1'lghway in their glong t,ie state. It 's tnelr purpose to eliminate signboards and to beautify tha by making the clean-u- p highway competitive, Literary Digest jjjrt He lire. vj the of ozX noli just tkes. OUR COMIC SECTION Hr. Nietzsche ctvse. every-thin- himself ?it bi3 IS CRAZY WATER 0 Evettts in the Lives of Little Men D tk. soul. PATTERN 96ST o , ke, see.s . One cf ths Prettiest of Frocks Designed for the Little Lad i J I JV ?1J SI I J EPSOM SALTS No, says Dr. MAY HELP SOME E Fitch in broadcast W. nation-wid- e over N.B.C. network i VXNwl "VL MAN-MAD- DRUG E &&i-- Tells why natural mineral water is so often beneficial for "rheumatic" aches .ll . -- NOT A 'I'."-- A and pains On a recent Sunday afternoon broadcast on the National Broadcasting network the following discussion took place between Mr. Gene Arnold and Dr. W. E. Fitch, internationally known authority on natural mineral waters. Gene Arnold: "I receive letters from people saying they heard that Crazy Water Crystals are made of nothing but salts Epsom Salt3 or Glauber's Salts. These people want to know if it's true you can buy some of these salts for a few cents, and get the same effect as you do with Crazy Water Crystals." Dr. Fitch : "No, it is NOT true." Genk Arnold : "I'm glad to hear you say that, because I know your opinion is worth a great deal. But will you explain a little more about it? What are the true facts?" Dr. Fitch : "The farts are that it has always been hard for a few doubting Thomases and skeptics to believe that old Mother Nature knows how to prepare and compound natural mineral waters in a way that cannot be duplicated in a laboratory. In the course of my studies I have found that those same doubts were expressed Two Thousand Years Ago, in the early days of natural mineral water therapy. The truth is that natural mineral water and natural crystals from such waters are as different from synthetic or artificial salts as day from night. And that's why the medical profession has always been in favor of the Natural Wathas always insisted that they ers are the one product of Nature that cannot be imitated successfully by man. People have tried for many, many years to make up synthetic concoctions to take their place but they do not have the same effect. The predominating chemical constituent of Crazy Water Crystals is sodium sulphate, but it is in its Natural State, and has a far different physiological effect than the synthetic salts made in a laboratory. When you buy salts for a few cents you get just what you pay for a dose of salts. But when you use Crazy Water Crystals, you get undiluted minerals in their natural state, taken from natural mineral water by evaporation with nothing added." That is why Crazy Water Crystals have proven themselves so beneficial in the treatment of "rheumatic" aches and pains. Thousands of people in all parts of the United States testify to this. If you, or any of your friends, suffer from "rheumatic" pains we suggest you investigate Crazy Water Crystals immediately. Ask any of the millions who have used them. Then Ret a standard size box it costs only $1.50 and is ample for at least three treatment. Crazy Water pany, Mineral Wells, Texa3. weeks "The citizens' committee Is offering prize for the prettiest lawn." "Is that so? I have no lawn Just now, but I might enter an organdie Would they permit that?" GET A ROPE ' 9687 THE FEATHERHEADS mi - S1NCE. WELL, FEL! VOLI WOULDN'T START MAKING VACATION PLANS,! PIO r- -7 Sue! You have broken those two cigars 1 had in my vest pocket" "Too bad, George. Why don't yon buy stronger cigars?" A Solo Flight POrJ'T IMTEF7RUPT I .VERY 1 ARRAM&et? "Oh, m .: Of course she would adore iW.a little frock we "grownups" love It, too. Its pretty capelet sleeves are cut in one with the yoke, and gathers lend extra fulness tp the frock. Bloomers are Included with the pattern. Printed or woven cottoufi would be wise., fabrics., to use, partial ularly dimity,' ergandle or; bwIss. Perhaps you're never sevn. before then get to work right cow, for this Is anf ideal begliner's par-tern, and there is a cbtnplete new1'' Illustrated Sew Chartlven to yoUr with each pattern;. M ,. Pattern 08S7 may be ordered only fn sizes 2, 4,. 6, 8 and ip Size 4 refabric. quires 2 yards Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern, F.e sure to vrrite plainly your NAMlC ADDRESS, the STYLE 'f la, PLACE' ON A MOUNTAIN' LAKB BUT VJEIL ! HAVE" EVER.YTHING- - M 50MG To BAtD 3liST A SMALL BEACM VJ&'RE- - 1 ' ", KJtCE" 4 ? li PROBLEMS SOLVED mi ALL SETTLE P.' IT!S THAT'S 11 ' Visitor Any real information CAM CHAUGE- - rAY puT V rVilMP- i n V HAV EM BUT YOU'LL I TO GO ALONE. wrM'-- r BE ABLE. To GET O-K-Tr- i I IjrvAjB'LL 30 THIS Nic- E- if v'v, and SIZE, ,ir ... , Send your order to Sewing Circle ,A Tattern Department. 202 West, Eight -centh Street, Kew York, N. Y. KUM11ER A WAT FROM THE OFFICE FOR. ANOTHER WEEfK. - . on r i-- a . ..,,,.,.1 rvsii miifja the problems of the day? Farmer Not yet, but my boy Josh Is at work on an oration that'll tell DRUGSTORE r. tc,i vuii 'em a few things. LOTS OF 'EM COW- - Teacher What cow Is best knowtt for the amount of milk It gives? j Johnny Magnesia. Teacher Magnesia? Johnny Yessuin." all the drug " stores sell milk of magnesia. Good Story Spoiled .. "Oh, my dear," exclaimed the scandal monger, "I saw your husband In the hosiery department today buying the swellest silk hose for somebo-ly."You're wrong," coldly replica the wife, "you merely paw him there " "w " mix srv i a pair Com- 1 bought yesterday." Unreasonable TVft Tnr,.i.jiiiMjF Timlin nana n Free Ride (and Worth It) FINNEY OF THE FORCE , m ,V, .. 777 rSyS S . i SASSAsy Jater gfiftySTILS are for sale by dealers displaying the red and green Crazy Water Crystals sign. Get a box today. "Have you any perennials garden?" "I don't think so. Are In your the seeds Explained Barber How is it your hands are so dirty? very expensive?" Lincoln and Indian Hend Pennies of all dates wanted. We pav up to $47 each.Send 10c for baylnff catalog. C'hinurO Numis-nail- o Co 111 W. Jackson Blvd.. Chicaco. "George," cried his wife, shaklna; him In the middle of the right, "there's a mouse in the bedroom!" . "Well, what about it?" "I can hear it squeaking." "Well, d'you want me to get up and oil It?" NO CHANCE Young AssistantNobody's had shampoo today. t Go Next Year TO Westminster College SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH Beautiful 40 acre campus. Modern Buildings and Equipment. High Scholarship, Strong Character wi Social development. Physic! education. Low Cost Tuition, Board and Room in regulated home-lik- e dormitories. Government jobs for needy and worthy students. FREE new pamphlet "An Educational Opportunity" mailed on request. H. W. ' VA y BE Tr4CA3? .. HUKK0 BEHBRD, D. IM Frm. -i-- "If WANTED TWrt SHOT tiOfS and BOOKS OH SHOOTIAG Would lite to purchase at reasonable figure high-grad- e double ahot gun, double tngRera, and double hot gua with single trigger. Give full information as to makelxrmg, length of barrels, eight, drop ana ether stock dimensions. Must be io first-cla- ss condition. Would also purchase early American books on fire arms and shooting. Pollard's pins, Book of the Pistol" and Sawyer's "Pistols nd Revolvers" particularly desired. Plrsse state price and whether books and binding re in first class condition. Address LA PIERS J Hawthorn CM. Road, Broanilla, New York could get my wife everything eh wnnta VA he rwrfprtlv hnnnv." "Shucks! No man ever Is as happy 1 as that" Misplaced Warning r The gazed long and mysteriously at her client's hand. "Ah," she said at last, "I've got of a tall dark innn who will cross your path." shortly -ni. Half a minute!" said the client. "Aren't you warning the wrong man?" 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