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Show ! UTAH LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHI. Sally Sez GAP AND BELLS OUR COMIC SECTION a Events in the lives of Little Mm W0f tu tbe eve of the party, young Bobby was constant It Rinh ate some of my fudga sway." carried he was Just a doe-to- r "Mercy I Couldn't you get to the house in timer" WHOOPING THAT FUNNY FEELING and KtEP OUT think- t& the lucisr ing of joys to come. "Oh, mum," he said, "I do feel so excited Eiclted. dearr said bis mother, realizing tbe cause. "What Is excited T "Why," said the boy, It's being to a hurry all over." London Answers. r 60V Empty A lawyer was endeavoring to Impress the court with the fact that his clients had always been anxious to settle the case by agreement. "Tour Honor," he said, "eighteen months ago we held out the olive branch." "Tea," responded the Judge, "but there were no olives on It." Boston Transcript. THE SISTER EASU& m k NOTHING s"T-- n av.,.,Vfc ft . HIGHER FINANCES M 5 '"W TH'NWHOOPlNC) Vkw wt'r tht culprit Huakinf U. ar parcata and car kia, Waa't br at taa "brnkfut ctart om upprtH. Taia bn't kaaira ai S. ObMrrins P. family nlet bat tai V kp ki, l nlr kind -- fj V. (ciTT(rt, w. k. "hvmt aappart" VETO PATBONIZE 1 ur niMitirnx Have rou the nerve to a bet say you will make my daughter ter allowance than I aoi You Mr Urtlmurse Sure thing! In of cent 10 your per give her only come and I Intend to aiiow uer u. y cent of mine. Fair E acta of a He leaned over the garden fence. "I say, old fellow," be said, "I understand that you have Thomson's sew rate." The neighbor nodded. "Good," said the first "If you'll let me borrow that occasionally, I'll let you use Jones' roller whenever yeu need it" Stray Stories. Confeatloa Friend Doesn't It shock yon to hear your daughter using expressions like "Oh, h I've No, I envy her. wanted to use them myself a good many, times, but with my strict bringing up I just rant get up enough nerve to spit them out, though I do think them. Cincinnati Enquirer. u ?iAT TAIL HE HAP HAP 6t,MV WOLAST I IT ISN'T DONE THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY Ben Industry! Wlut uii doea It t means th foundation of an Ta hsvt bob peraaa camnranltr. try wt must bay "InUrmeunUia Msai Goods", for theso good, la plain worts, ara "Hoata Industry". Let as all at oQ aart ta baild ap a prosperous eomsniiity her by bayinf af storfs that art dtalen la "IntemMontain Hade Goods". Per "What a Biaka, makes as" I BOTH LEWIS, Ephraia, Utak as? 9 HOME INDUSTBT. V-V- r It b. . At 400 Utah Oil From Scales to Sales FINNEY OF THE FORCE FINMBYWHO LIVES THAT OKfeSH HOUSe -- fJAT BE TH' treat .to rats -- THE PLACE THAT UOUC HOW IT WORKS rJHERG iNair IS QOINS ON Refining Wlfev Darling. I wish you would me like one of your good cus RHARPS-TriE- lR IN tomers. Hubby I don't get you, my dear. Wlfey Blow me to a dinner down town now and then. JOCAL in W Tij' -- EFFECTS f BEWARE PC Service Stations In Utah and Idaho United States and Russia Russia by far haa more territory titan the United States. Its authority extends over 8,144,228 the while miles square United States and its outlying possession! embrace 3,738,395 square miles. ' i (7 Tom The rain falls alike on the Just and the unjust. Jack Tea, and they both get stuck In the mud. Very, Very Bad Dianne, age seven, had Just re turned from a movie, and her aunt wanted to know how she liked It WHAT A TbrRi&lE" H MlVERTriEUISS, ngj VOICE HA VOICE LOUP AND . SMRIUL Tef?RlBLHIMADe A LOT LOIKE GooDNie ss SDT HOW? o' ARie fBUY WUI f'NIXT POORLHOUSB5 FEB. fupil? VALUE jaic BE WURRWM SHE NOW -- MOKGT rER HER "FATHER "Oh, you ought to see It, auntie," said the child. "But If you go you THIS-- HE OM "Charles, do you think my Hp rouge taste?" "How can I say, little girl? I haven't tasted It." U In good TH'M ACROSS better take a lot of handkerchiefs. It's awful sad one dies and two get married." Chicago News. Hi Own He doesn't look . like a hero, but he says he saved a man's life during the war. I wonder how be did it Downtown Dodged the draft I presume. Border Cities Star. Facial Expression First Actor Why did they change the show from "Hamlet" to "Mac- bethHT Second Actor A 1 he hero needed a have and he didn't have the neces sary funds. Brooklyn Eagle. On ConeoUttoa "It must be dreadful for you. to have your own son In jail for joy riding." "Anyhow, It's a comfort to know where he Is at nights." Border Cites Star. t Wtra Nwipapr Caloa THE FEATHERHEADS P NOW WHAT ? HFok' NOTHING,( 6oT A Grouch j only i was zrr, UST THINKING-- tHAT'S l !' J Jitf1' . itm Built the Pyramids According to Herodotus, great Pyramid of Egypt was built by Cheops of Khufu, about 3733, B. C. ' The second pyramid was built by Supbis II, and the third by Monkare. th' SALESMENS' SAMPLES Old Clay Dolls in Mexico Clay dolls have been discoveredin In Mexico, marked vith the signia of the sun and appertaining to the cult of the ancient Aztecs, probably 3,000 years old. 'l1 m-m- r liU 7 ' j ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FOB Past and Present AWWAYSj., wAS PAP :., Salt Lake City, Utah ' 1 UVIIT Qti2 KM Salt Lake City, Utah 1 I Book Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS UPPER RANKS Uptown Get. Free Garden Guide house." THiMKiKie You NEVER BUT ME MICE "1 uuderstand he's one of rour can- tains of finance?" "A captain? 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