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They may be rolled In fine cracker crumbs, dipped la egg, rolled again in crumbs and fried In deep fat at 3S0 Fahrenheit 3 IN I Qohden enjeunterit, $ SPHINX AND py RAMI H "Ami I'll you." - i- PS we're married darling. every evening home with when "That's 35 vhat you rj have In a while hoi'ins; oihv I .was do now. an evening to myself then." pSf AH. AceWy J mk )k SS iAT ATMBM5 A tablespoon of borax placed In the water In the tea kettle will remove the coating that forms on Inside of kettle. When scouring with wire wool use a snap clothespin to hold wool, this saving your hands. If the paint on remove perfume linen bureau scarfs. Keep a blotting pad under acarf to protect dressing table or bureau top when perfume Is spilled on It. Peroxide "Ht'lli) Jim, how do you like your new apartment?" "All ri'lit, except that a man across the hall is learning 'o play the cor- to p'.ej net." "You ou(.-h- t to have a trombone." "1 have, that's why he got the M?LP TRAVELERS 'VI! By Osborne ," f- Will You tak& These BACK lO iHc LlfcJKARY FLl BOOKS U, AW-I- OF THEM AfcE TWO WEEKS' AMD ToDAV THEY ARE OEfcPZJE a!lous& FEEL1 NOMSEWSE TAKiMG-- 1 fMBV THAT'S Well-Balance- BACK WHY THEY IT ARE DoiuG LS 7 asked her to kiss me, without avail." "You were right to stipulate that. Kissing through a veil spoils half the fun." A MIGHT MUZZLE IT ZTJ TAKlNCr AWANTAGE VOU jerly od the bioof i lag 1 I 1 7 if rz T7 1 i inc HAf I i 1 1 I7T Too? am 1 r M T FATriER . y gRROWED IT JiJST ncDlftC HP AJEKlT , v PACK To THE OLD NEAS A60 M rt,puftiW us, mii A vacation helps to balance our powers, to give us a more symmetrical development. It keeps us from It Improves our becoming Judgment. People who alternate work with play, who frequently get close to Nature, preserve the sweetness of life; are sounder, saner j have more common-sense than those who never drop their work. 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' EXPERTS si M I Aai Up BunaMa II J lf1 eff a MM ITII tiara bikini twirl wlRNr, experts thancts. ONLY Globe. He Doesn't Mary look like a peach tolliRht? Shi. Yes, but slie didn't get the evenly dWtribtitcd. J Uki n Thtf thoosi GIRL I CLABBER Wyffe Y'ou simply cannot maid who Is honest. The - Yeaf GfKtf rUs II Start Orer out grip"! jm fowl of. ; ... A BUST OF NAPOLEOM nnnen) 'thE':; last one left suddenly with nine of my very best towels. If S"l1f. .urs. were Kind v.iytie wnai they? Mis. Wyffe They were those towels I brought back from the summer resort. Exchange. I S MO 16 111. Jutt Impossible Mrs. find a Not a Model Artist 1 IA.h.t rati one day and told his wife: "Liza, I'ze got a lawsuit on me hands." Liza replied: "Dat's fine. Sam. Take hit offen yo' bands and put hit on yo' back. Dem ole overalls look LITTLE FUZZY A 7eL? M Coleman Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the original little liver nilhTput up 60 years ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Adv. m Tse. jgNEY OF THE FORCE iiriUffix. IM Puff, Puff Joe About what nge Is she? Dot In her early nlcoteens. Windsor Star. TfcN COUNJTR 30 ftequol . UNO 'OR fail OARDIN HUM C flora Cudcat. Old Fuhioacd uti New. Bnotiful Lm. D Ho t H Q Ccaiai dK Mote (raa Yew Vcf cable Cwdca. ' K"' m Want, the Beit OUT bepn! IT J K f "I want you to teach my son a foreign language." "Certainly, madam; French, Ger man, Russian, Italian, Spanish?" "Which Is the most foreign?" London Bystander. I vi tained. yj dali FRESJL'Ettrjpick'fiU- l-' Life as Work d IT SEE U SO LOr4?MV lit. juritiesH xP!L-Yo- 1 t-- a, OF THE LiBRARyr RWELESS PAY antlyfM qing SEED at your nxfcy iSiii SAMP HELLO, native PUREBRED one-side- "1 nies 0oost FERRY'S Play Just as Important to WAMT THE RonkS THEM BACK To PAY SOME thai 'D CHEAP b taMi n, Not His Debt IVI fcawM k Difficulties Fly There are few difficulties that hold Tie a little bow of bright colored ribbon on the handles of the scissors out against real attacks; they befora those and they can be quickly found In the like the visible horizon, advance. who sewing basket. C Associated Newspaper!. WNTJ Servlc. NO BARRIERS FEATHERHEADS THE shot will stains from ntiH. To brlns out the brilliancy of cut glass, add ammonia to the water In which It Is to be rinsed. SchdTi esethin, frog, the outside of your STARTS -' house lias blistered It may be neces-essarto take off all old paint. No paint will bond well with poor old paint. tana we UM, Dressing tables, like little girls' dresses, are now flounced from top to bottom. For a young glrl'i room five crisp, sheer flounces of white organdie make a most attractive table. FA.P PLAY Relief Cut flowers will keep fresh much longer If removed from the table after each meal and placed In the refrigerator. Cover stems with water. liquid.Eff A SUMMER STORM Dog-gon- ia. Che lugnoat Hj If .gulcrM OR BABES TO CRY Customer I haven't come to any ham in this sandwich yet. Walter Try another bite. Customer (taking huge mouthful) Nope, none yet Waiter it I You must have passed It Arcanum Bulletin. o WRIG LEY'S HAS A smoothCa; or O :ly, ,agcont,i unics ' v' 1. ' ,r ' tefepx - Daughter Father, our domestic science professor is teaching us how to spend money. Father (Interrupting) Next hell be teaching ducks to awlm. -- 1 is that 50 MER SAW MOK-W- I EZ. . if suppose A YouVe PAIMTIMS SEEM BV THE GREAT SMART . I sue J Yon used to rave over It Suits Him my voice. You want to collect dam-agdone to two pairs of trousers Man Yes, sir, it's a two-pan- Judge lb I know 1 did. Hut I did not .marine that your words would come III such torrents. A; ta suit YOUR MOVE wm mm r 13 lllnl What kind ot raisin .hese funny cakes anyway? C 1 are In 1 " mi ma. Tn PERFECT GUM e |