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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH HE KNOWS ' ' D Grocer Jimmy, I'm collect a little bill Visit's the best time Jimmy Just before jo VVhc Sally Sez OUR COMIC SECTION 1 .1 THE TALCUM DRlN'G coming around from your d:id to see him? tua sees him. Caret? What's the name of the selection the orchestra is playing? She Go Feather Your Nest I!!ie Cio Jump in the lake. 1 asked fou a civil question. lie D Events in the Lives of Little Men $ fM ft Placing the Reiponsibility to play "It must be hard to p.iiu." said the hired man. Vt!l," replied Farmer Corntossel, jed;rii' from what I have seen of the it oughtn't to be so very hard ;iTm for the wan; hut it must take a heap an' close intention on Of expertnesM he part of the small but active boss." He Do you enjoy Drowning? Well, It's a little painful but must have something to show for uij holiday. She I POLICE! A Question of Title "After another season," said Farmer "I guess we'll have a chef C'oriito.-se- l, for the summer boarders." "What's a chefV asked Mrs. Corn-tosse- iry the horn keep thincs pert and that HOME INDUSTRY. We all know that Internuxnitata Bad (ood arc the "Best By Test", and w whs live her la the West, should nerer bay anything else. We know It U aur da(y t pitronix home Industry, yet some of iorgvU Let aa try and remember that "West la West", and etand loyally by ear Intermountal made roodi. MRS. MYRTLE MORRIS. Reiburt, Ida. l. One Benefit of a Bargain At 400 Utah Oil dis- cussing an arrangement which implied the exercise of the "give and take" theory. "You know," declared Mr. Barnes, "that it always takes two to make a bargain." "Yes," returned Mrs. Barnes, "but only one of them gets it." de scrihe my new bathing suit. Hubby Then why not try some breviatlons. EAR-MARKE- Fair Enough "What was your plum crop like?" "Well, a heavy storm blew down 50 per cent of It and we'd hardly gathered that when another wind blew down the rest." "Bad luck! Could you do anything with them?" "Well, my wife ate one and 1 ate the other." Answers Magazine. t en THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY "A chef is a man uhli a bin enouj:h vocabulary to give the soup a different oame every day." Mr. and Mrs. Humes had been inrt There "hiphpt." ia la te PATRONIZE FINNEY OF THE FORCE TAKF A oki doqtv BACK) oi VJOM'f BE MAlOMGr A iw Tree hours ' 7 D Nap Nipped 1 ..i.i-- r All UAP f5o HAVE ASsSfi. al)- - rjrP ) . Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho A bank draft Is a bill of exchange or draft drawn on and accepted by a bank or banker. A cashier's check is a check drtwn by a bank on its own funds, signed by the cashier. NEXT YEAR GO TO Westminster College oounP SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Junior Coller Beautiful 40 acre campus. Modern Bniidinre and Equipment. High Scholarship, Strong Character and A IN THE MARKET 8ocial development. Special Music work for credit. Physical education. Low Cost Tuition, Board and Room dormitories. tn regulated home-lik- e Govern roent jobs for needy and worthy undent. H. W. REHERD, D.D., Prei. 3 Tapa says I'm such a reserved girl." "I hope you're reserved for me." "So Nellie broke her engagement Did she give you back the ring?" "No; she said diamonds have gone up, but she would give me what I paid for it." lrtt-N-- Ol'M TRWlki' w r'SHLEEP-TURrJ TT .rail a i n mi One of Many Sister's Beau You didn't expect to see nie tonight, did you? Sister's Little Brother No, neither did my sister. She didn't put your picture on the piano until after you rang the door-bel- $ 19 I 3 l. Professor Your sou knowledge. Wife He me and the Combined (to mother of freshman) has a great thirst for Where does he get it? gets the knowledge from thirst from his father. Newt Note "I see by the paper that 36,000,000,-00eggs were eaten in the United States last year." "Yes, and 20,000,000,000 of them should have been eaten the year before." SAN FRANCISCO FROM OGDEN & SALT LAKE CITY Maude is progressing by leaps and bounds with her piano practice. Mr. Jones I thought she couldn't make all that racket with her hands Mrs. Jones 0 THE EEATHERHEADS YOO-HO- O, $ By Osborne ...... FAKIhlY -- i HUHf 1UE PROOF . FROM TH& ArekI'T TkeY LL coaches good in and chair cars on our fastest trains. ROUNDTRIPS VIA SAN FRANCISCO NO SHORTAGE OH LOS ANGELES . $31.00 SAN DIEGO . . $37.10 These are first class fares, good in Pullmans (berth extra). See San Francisco and many other California points on your way to Los Angeles ot San Diego. (Visit America's Exposition at San Diego.) PHOTOGRAPHER.' I Jlus bargain one way fare is alone. WMVARE J OH- HERE'S Education Pays Mistress I can write my name In the dust on the piano keys. Servant Lor', mum, ain't education a wonderful thing ! Everybody's Negative Beauty Wt stem Ncvfpajwt Union BE RIGHT, Southern Pacific Forinformation sad illustrated folders writ D. R. OWEN. General Agent. 41 South Main Street, Salt Lake City 3 The Philippines were discovered by Magellan In 1521. They were conquered by Spain In 1542 and remained under Spain untU the Spanish-America- . . i'd say frier i OH' ou A. UOUN Maude Don't you thiuk the air won derful up here in the country? Ress (whose thoughts are of the city) Yes, there's so much of it. r- A f- BAP- - r FACE WAS FULL OF ffi?l6HTNESS MY NP UfiHT I - NrVELL TilST 1 HAD I GUESS THAT'S ASKING A FLASW JN THEi YAM f i EVERY r-- r innmrn 0rt' C Wtrii Wtppr Vatom ij Tir- - $3.00 W.N.U. Salt Lake City umn, P. O. Box 1555 Bait Lake City. your story appeal this column you ccive check for If Camphor Trees Grow High Camphor trees sometimes grow to a height of 130 feet. J 7. riii bent srtiole on "Why you should ast Intermountain made Goods" Similar to above. Send your story In prose or vers ta lntermountsin Products Col e 'VMEAL.; i r rT)J.UU llow They Pick Locks An odd, pistol-liktool Is used by locksmiths for picking locks. A point inserted in the lock and vibrated by the trigger works the tumblers of most locks to open position. J aterY war. n Week No. S531 A SORT OF SPIRIT UAL FttHNQr " il j ' will permit expansion and contrao tlon, or the strength of the structure would be Impaired. OFF THAT RADIO' , TRY A HAMMER SHURE Avi' THAT AiU'f Trt1 RAtMO MRS SNOOP The effect o cold and heat on steel in bridge structures must b taken care of through a space that r"5 Summer Hotel Clerk Sorry, but all njr zooms are engaged. New Arrival How about the girls'i Yellow Fever Parasite Mystery The parasite causing yellow fever has never been found and described but It is known to be extremely agnail 'V ' |