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Show ;f Ltni free press, lew, utah tjvd jtriKes I tLKsya Are. vKt 1 1 o OUR COMIC SECTION poverty fKe peoples WELL FED Scraps, GM& Tffi: OiHRFUL a Im trymc? rov to Form plt-- world jtrtiKtened' The Wrong Line FINNEY OF THE FORCE V:BlT OFFICER, n l IX) rsicP rienr SfICENTRAL O'TK'UonOe THEATRE TO HAVE" I p3 I qcTjcpAN"TWAM ELSE WAIT IN LINE TT JPLWlwJ I WANT to NO E Vg-R- THE RACE TRACK EMMY GET V -N- OW, PACK TALK.1 7 "Do you like horses?" asked the young professor. "Very much ! replied Mlsa Cayenne, T regarded your lines of thought ac more profound." The general demand la for relief. At a time when world politics la complicated by ethnological theories, I find It a relaxation to turn from huhorse man races to plain racea." Washington Star. f TO GET HIS NUMBER THE DEDUCTION 'see here, officer YOU MADE ME Ol DID THAT J ' vwnu 3ET IM JAilnmlT. I To wAKlTec PO WAS TO DlDhJT coiJPLC guY& iOB TS Blot AGONY HITS Blit H. WHAT B '30UT KiCKiM' THAT LINE vc? Aon r-- "- i Yes "He Insists he is Dot worthy of me.' "I doD't like the sound of that. Bet ter look np his financial rating again." "Yes, the two midgeta are going to be married. She calls him the apple of her eye." "H'm, I suppose they'll soon be a JUST THE PLACE dwarf On a Trade-in- ? THE FEATHERHEADS Cm faF- - get m&A A BROWnJ bath img-- ! thought youse was eoin' to Join ie army?" 'I was, but dey turned me down cause I had water on the knee." "Why don't you try de navy." "1 Too NOT SUIT EXTRSNAH ii u w i 'SIZE --AT"J They i SHOWM-pot- You? PERHAPS arm; neert A flfVEl I -- CAMPING NHAT HAVE OQTriT CONlSlDEREDLWAMT--7NICE: i, can YOU UP. Zl RUSH KNOW J T S 1 I OWNING- - A p-- y X 7 r- M1 PL IDEALLY? AKfl JoTu.mvM,r--T j-as- EVER CANA '7 FOR hard to lose the savings of a !"It's not IsAY mi i, Fresh 1 never see you at the ball games any more. Soph No. The way our team la playing now, I find It less depressing to read about the games than to see them. A BOOSTER Start Young Nowaday the smoker leaned Importantly back, eyeing the conductor as he stopped beside him. Conductor1 How old are you, sonny? Jackie Oh, Just at the awkward age. Conductor Well, well ; now what do you call the awkward age? Jackie (with a wise smile) I'm too old to cry an' too young to swear. Wall Street Journal CHANCE AWAITS WHAT CAM !KUr!iJ A small boy In mi rrvi i ii I pair."- Most Awkward "Mrs. Ames was terribly ashamed when she had a party the other day and there were thirteen at the table," said Mrs. Grey. Her friend sniffed rather contemptuously. "How foolish being so superstitious I" she replied. "Oh, but it wasn't thatl" said the other. "She had only twelve of everything In the house"-Answer- s Magazine. WMiarn Newepaper Unload WHAT SHE WAMTS; Miss Slim You're getting stouter, Mr. Jones, aren't you? Mr. Jones Yea, I weigh over SOQ pounds now and Mrs. Jones says I am a pest during the hot weather, it takes me too long to get through a screen door. 1 HLT 6E J H ASKIKJ6- FOR - Zero in Placet to Go Blinks Going to some Interesting place on your vacation this year? Jinks No, I'm not looking forward with any great pleasure to going where we plan to go. Blinks So? Where do you plan to go? Jinks Nowhere. Popular "Your friend DIggs has a fine coat of tan. lie must be fond of outdoor sports." "He la That fellow spends two" hours every afternoon standing In the) hot sun in front of the baseball bulla tin board." Manager (sarcastically) I notice there were 35,000 persons present on the afternoon that your grandmother was burled. Office Boy (rising to the occasion) I couldn't swear to that, sir, but grand ma was always very popular I so hard. I know of a men with schemes that you Md get Into' NO SUDDEN CHANGES HIGH LIFE Credited With a Put-OBlinks I hear our heavy hitter struck the umpire when he called him out on strikes. Jinks Yes, and that was one hit that was chalked up as an error. ut Wutern Newspaper Dnlon DIPLOMACY THE HABIT EVEN EXCHANGE TIGHT-WAD- S ' i s J Hoarder And what do you iln with the waste? Farmer WaaL you got Wilier to keep pigs or summer boarders. WELL DONE "Dey say dat some Broadway swells tPver wears a suit more than once." "Well, nelder only It's a do we long-once.- Couldn't Deny That Fat Man He called me a colossal ass. Friend Well, you are a bit large, " orsej. B n fori re ont you know A PROFESSOR "Why were you not at school yesterday?" "It was my birthday." "But I don't stay home from school on my birthday." "Well, I suppose It Is because you've got used to 'em." 1 Si WW Help! "Is your M I ra Am ber. Li f ft much help to l. "Tesslrree," answered Farmer "Right now Josh and the two tired men are organizing a brain trust to show me how to run the place." you like." Hcw'i the Budget? "Do you know the penalty for contempt of court?" "No; but I should like to know whether I could afford 1L" WIfey guests at 1 have been reading of who were bound a dinner and robbed. Hubby Couldnt the waiters get their tips In the regulation way? Lol Tourist (In Glacier park) Those Indians have a yelL Guide Yes, ma'am; every one of 'em Is a college graduate! blood-curdin- g Corn-tosse- POST OFFICE SQUIB HELPFUL s SO LONG my hus- - 4 doctor.' I'm afraid there Is "ethlng terribly wrong with him. Doctor What urn the svmntnma? B!V,fe Welt. I often talk to him for an hour at a time, and when I " have hpen anvlno vtb ioctor Don't worry I '"' your husband 1 Tim Will Tell "Doctor," said the sick man, other doctors seem to differ from in their diagnosis of my case." "I know," replied the medical cheerfully, "but the show which of as Is right" any more wish I had his I if(l OfnlW "the you man will Repeat Order Customer I hear that my son has owed you for a suit for three years. Tailor And have you come in to pay the bill? Customer No. I want a suit myself on the same terms. Gift can. understand Handicapped Mabel Do you know anything about Tom HIg8by? Arthur Why, HIgsby Is my first cousin I Mabel I know that but Is he all right otherwise? post-morte- a I Josh youf Suitor l considered a genius, tfer Pa So. you want a wife with 'neJ to support you. Wife boy "Say, Hobbs, I understand you have neighbor Todds vulcanlzer." "I have." "If you'll loan me that occasionally I'll let you use Toggs' Jack when "I hear you called me a liar?" "I did not What I said was that you'd have made a great diplomat" "Do fish grow very fast?" "Ita, after they get away." "Dad, what's a post-graduate- "A fellow who emerges from a respondence school, I Imagine." cor- "Are your children much of a help and comfort?" "Yes, Indeed! I can always depend on them to tel! me where the best movies are to be found." Well And Othert The Youth (trying to create an Impression) There are business men who rely on my Judgment absolutely. Ah t The Lady (unimpressed) hard-heade- d &W0D8 TJ i |