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Show .j LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHI. UTAH Manchnrian By GEORGE ADE WNU Sawta ajrdtcat Parent who there waa the undir bested to that be laid back bia Ean and lifted bla Brtntlea and towed that ba wouldn't stand tor any more Rough Comedy. Be bad been the Angora loo enough. Papa wai fed op. Old Reliable waa ready to put on bis War Paint and Feathers and lift a few Scalps. Of course, you hare guessed the Plot It deals with the lounger Generation. Once It was known as the Rising Generation, but that was before It Rose to such an Eminence of Cussedne that it bit all of the lllgh-Simiand could not be expected t establish any more Altitude Records without completely blowing the Lid BeU ONCE off. All of us know that any old fash toned Dad who bops tuto the Arena and engines In a Battle with a band some and well groomed Hound about Deb 10 years old or a Is licked before the Gong sounds. The Old Folks have not a single Decision In the Western Hemisphere during the last Five Years. Every time a Verbal Champion goes against a bewildered Has Been, the result Is a Foregone night-bloomin- Conclusion. Notwithstanding which, Mr. C.riv-etstill nursing the Delusion that there was such a Thing left In the world as Parental Authority, got Wal-lland Edna up on the Carpet and proceeded to lay down the Law. Barking Words That Don't Bite. lie tried to win his Argument by making a lot of Noise. This is Faded Material The more be vociferated the more helpless be felt, in the Pre euce of the titled Nose and the scornHe started out as ful Caesar and finished np as a mere Splutter. He pulled a lot of new Regulations on the Offspring. For Instance: No More Late Hours. No More Using the Oar Without Permission. No More Charge Accounts. Severance of Diplomatic Relntlons with all of the Culclmlned Cutles and who frequent desperate e Eye-Bro- HIp-Tote- Hoofing-Eniporlum- No more Attacks on the Ice Box at A. M. No more Inviting up to the House those Jovial Acquaintances who look as If they were wanted by the Police. No more Breakfasts served at 1 P. M. setting fire to the Bed Clothes with Clgareta. In brief, the Program which Mr. (Irhets outlined with scathing Diction contemplated a Return to Sanity, Sobriety and Simple Living, with an incidental Endorsement of the Cool-Idg- e Doctrines of Economy. After he had Just about talked himself hoarse without getting any Results except a few pained Looks, Edna took a long Pull at her Cork Tip, and said: "Well. Pop, you are barking very well this Morning, but you haven't spilled anything except a Lot of Words, You must have been brought up back of a Barn or Some Place like that I never saw such a IVwdle Heck. The Jaws keep moving and It sounds like somebody saying Something, but the Whole Thing is Just Gooseberry Marmalade. As an Orator you are a total Bust. Jnst a Wlbble, that's all. I advise you to wash np and get off the Lot Hot Zlzzer Obtains New Coat "And If this Pickle Juice you are serving Is meant for your perfectly wonderful Son. you can deliver my Share of It to some Poor Family, spoke np Walter. "What a Flbgrot-tl- e you turned out to bei Standing there, right on top of a Rug, and trying to tell nie how to loosen a Parachute nnd make a Jump. Boy, I've got Medals and Speed Records that yon never even rend ahout. You're Just a Man that lives up at our House. You're what we have to explain to our Friends. Yon are Just the Scale on our Family Tree, We have a right to be annoyed by you, but were not because you are the unfortunate Victim of Flannel Pajamas and too much Cereal Food. You have the Boobitls. which means that there Is no Circulation above the Afinm's Apple." "For the first time in the History of the World, the Grlvets Family Is making the First Page," suggested Edna. "Wallle and I are putting It over. In spite of you and the other Handicaps. We are crashing Into Swell Dumps where You and Ma couldnt break In with a Jimmy. We are a couple of hot little Zlwers and you ought to be rooting for us Instead of trying to check In before Midnight Why, the Bamblnos we travel with don't get their Eyes wide open until about 11 P. M.H "What's more," chimed In Wallle. "this loud yelp about using that brok Taxi Is Just a Giggle. If you wasn't such an Oof, you wouldn't expect two Headllners to travel around in an old 1R31 Model. Why don't you come out of your Dow and buy each one of us a Racer something Snappy with real Lines to Itr "Yon want something that goes with a Raccoon Coat." suggested Father, trying to be Sarcastic. "The Raccoon Coat Is about alx weeks out of Date, replied Son, with a weary shake of the Head, suggesting that Dad was an Incurable Yap. "1 have Just ordered one made of No more am getting it for Four Tears and Hundred Bucks." "Europe will bare all of the War Debts paid before you earn that much Money." said Mr. G rivets. "You talk about Four Hundred Dollars as If it were Southing to be picked off a Bush. If you don't mind. I should like to bare you two Birds of Para dise remember that I do not get my Money at a Pump. I am Jnst an old Frazzle, brought up under the Prehistoric Condition of the Era, but If I didnt get out and rustle a new Bank Account every week, you would starve to Datb before Spring. Having attended all of the Movies, read all of the Books, and seen all of the Plays, you are now making a Frantic Attempt to make all of the other Sheiks and Rhebas look like Second Raters from Pokevllle. The only reason I am so Interested in your d Criminal Ambitions is that 1 am to finance all your delightful little Expeditions Into the Underworld. Sometimes I wonder what the Finish will be. Probably your Mother and I won't live to see it" Fooling the Slickers. "Oh, many Pishes and a couple of Tushes!" exclaimed Edua. "Any poor Gillie who expects bis Daughter to braid her Hair down the Back and play the Cottage Organ In these hoopla Days, doesn't deserve to have One, What would you rheumatic Relics do these Days if you didnt have the Young People to talk about? And did you ever stop to think that if we stayed home Evenings and played Authors. Crokinole, Jack Straws, and , Tlddledy-Wlnksall the Saxophone Players would be out of Work, and there would be a lot of Suffering? "We are the busy little Ufe Savers of this transitional Period. If it wasn't for us. the Earth would have a Crust on It A lot of you doddering Dummies who are sticking around after your licenses have expired ought to be tickled to Death to pay the Expenses. We are giving you real Entertainment but the Trouble Is you are not keyed up to It. It is too bad that we nnd In our Cities so many small town Rubes who got In by mistake. We'd love to take you and Ma with us If you could keep up and maintain the Pace and exhibit some Class, but its no use trying to show you any Touches of High Life, because neither one of you is galted to be a Stepper." "The Situation Is clearing up somewhat," said Mr. Grlvets. "I can begin to see that your Mother and I are wholly to blame. Either that, or we should have sent both of you to the Reform School about Ten Years ago." "You old Wlckies and Dlladads make me plumb tired," said Wallle, "Whenever several of our typical Parents get together these Days, they sit In a Back Room licking up Scotch guaranteed to be a Week or Ten Days' old, and worrying for fear that the Young People are not getting a good Quality of Gin. Those who haven't Fallen Arches still try to Dance and most of those not running for Office seem to be making a Joke of some Good Iaw. And yet they are always roasting us Kids. You are a lot of Jabbernowls." What's a Jabbemowir "I don't know. I'm simply trying to protect the Author. He writes his Stuff at least a Month before It is printed, and of course, any Juvenile Slang that he put In would be out of date, cold and discredited before the Time of Publication. So the only Safe Plan is to coin a few Words which mean Nothing and put them In and then the Slickers may think that he has dug up some New Ones which they have not henrd." This unexpected Reply put Father on the Ropes. By the time he recovered, the two Moderns had picked his Pockets, cranked up the Bus, and started for a Nice Place known as The Purple Bulldog. MOItAL As long as it doe not really Interfere with any Arrangements made by the Children, why not let the Old Fogies rave? I 83 4 Fox, It intake all the other Laddies burst Into The Fable of the Feeble Squawk (C Spotted will Snow Togs Gay With Color and Chic Need Wide Spread Hotel Guest Table ready for party, eh? But why have yon set the plates and tableware Ave feet apart? Proprietor It's an anglers' association dinner and we always like to give each guest room to tell hut fish stories. Jnd Tunkins says rtah Blood. " ' mf Jg The message said. In part, . . . never since statehood have conditions required such rigid applications of economy in state expenditures. The governor suggests the issuing of $2,000,000 of bonds to meet the deficit now facing the state treasury." Consideration of a limited sales to pubtax on articles lic welfare to raise funds for school purposes and as a means of reducing property taxes Is another item of the message. Some other suggestions are: Careful consideration of the income tax filing fee and provision to make up the loss of income, should the filing fee be abolished; endorsement of the Income and franchise taxes as a means of reducing the burden of taxation on property, and underscoring that part of the tax commission report, which advocates the repeal of property tax offsets; in edelimination of ucational system to meet changed conditions of Income; banking legislation; continuance of the state's present road policy; change of law to permit judiciary and department of education; changes advocated in motor vehicle law relating to load limperiod of grace ; inits, crease in motor truck tax to make this type of traffic carry proportionate cost of road improvement and government; approval of activities of state fish and game department and the department of public health; study of unemployment needed with reference to local units of government doing more toward of 20th ratification amendment to the federal constitution abolishing "lame duck" sessions; attention is directed toward the changing economic trend, as contrasted with that of the period preceding 1929; a survey of the present situation shows a serious farm mortgage condition, which would be disastrous if wide scale foreclosures were put into effect. The first week of the regular session was passed In consideration of the proposed code of laws. Tlanned changes in laws pertaining to everything from the licensing of motor drivers, tobacco taxes, oleo restrictions, and the pulling of teeth, by other persons than dentists, have been considered. Observers predict that the legislature will close its study of the code very soon, and attack ths problem of either passing or rejecting it so that discussion of other legislation may be started. There has been some dissatisfaction manifested by members because consideration of vital economic problems was being delayed by the study of the code. "It seems to me that the house Is fiddling while Home burns," said Representative W. Lauiorcoux, In nrging greater haste on the part of the lawmakers. Representatives Pope, Salt Lake and Allen of Fiute also advocated more speed in arriving at the vital needs of the people. The mechanics of code! adoption procedure has been carefully worked out in the report of the joint steering committee, which as adopted, provides that reports on the code will be given title by title and the exact wording of any proposed change. Reports of committees will not be considered until all hearings on the code have been completed and a gentleman's agreement has been made that if new bills are introduced before adoption or rejection of the code, they will be referred to the proper committees, and not reported out. The senate unanimously adopted two memorials to Congress. One Introduced by Senator Knox Patterson, urges the national body to pass the Colton grazing bill, and the oth-e- r, the Oddie bill, nsks authorization of $125,000,000 federal ni.l road work during the fiscal year of 1934, starting July 1, 193,",. A memorial on silver introduced In the legislature, states in part, "Therefore, the legislature of the state of Utah, the governor concurring therein, earnestly recommends a greater use of silver as a monetary supplement to gold, thereby increasing the supply of metallic money for use as a circulating medium and ns a base for currency and credit, which by amplification of the supply of basic money will stabilize currency, credit nnd interna-tionexchange and increase and Stabilize prices of commodities, with many nnd great advantages that Will result therefrom. "We respectfully petition the president and congress of the United States to nrrange for the parti, ipatlon of the United States in any International conference called by another nation or nations to consider an international for such increased use ofagreement silver ns money, or if no sueh conference be held in the Immediate future, to call or obtain an international 'conference for that purpose under the auspices of the government of the Ua.ted States, nnd if no such international conference can be to give serious consideration to Individual action use of silver money by the United States." n self-help- Who wouidut go, up the hill top far, far away? Come on np. the snow's fine. Let's go I fans or Whether we be snow-farinamong those who elect to Join the style parade under sunny skies "where sum " mer spends the winter," the problem Is ever with us. So let's spend a few moments In conference with Dame Fashion and see what she has to say upon the subject To begin with those who skate and ski and toboggan and frolic In the snow are expected to follow as meticulous a style program as does milady who promenades along sun warmed heaches or dances to the rythmic sway of waving palms under tropic starry HU, Ho! HO, g "what-to-wear- skies. A most Important lesson which fash Ion teaches is the value of color flam boyant, audacious color, if you please. A formula for color which the smart set Is adopting enthusiastically for winter sports outfits Is gray for the basic color with accessories In a riot of brilliant greens, blues, reds and or ange tones. Over a swanky gray cos tume consisting of trousers In dark sweater In lighter gray with a tuck-itone, the neckband and wristbands knitted In vivid stripes, she who skates wears a patchwork suede Jacket. In lumberjack fashion, which startles the eye with Its vivid coloring, being formed of swatches of blue, green, red nnd yellow suede sewed together In crazy quilt fashion, with enough gray suede worked In to relate It to the gray of the sweater and trousers with which it Is worn. It does not look Its high color In the Jacket suit picture, but If the sklrt-an- worn uy the young woman playing Ice in the picture could be seen in the original It would certainly qual Ify as being plenty colorful.' The trimly buttoned and belted Jacket Is ot bright red corduroy. It Is lined with natural chamois. The skirt Is of rich hot-ke- DINNER JACKETS B II ERIK NICHOLAS I ' I suede green the-fro- fashion Is growing during these days when economy Is correct form wher ever we may The model pictured Is in black and white velvet. Gold or velvet would make up ery prettily after this fashion. The list of nattering dinner Jackets Includes some very dainty fantasies made of choice lace either black or in ecru or flesh tints. Worn over black velvet or crepe dresses they transform the formal gown Into a costume tuned to the dine or dnnce hour, rhe flair for sparkle Is reflected In the dazzling little capelets and Jackets which are sequin covered. g. semi-form- Hatback It Need The strong popularity of the Vic torlan coiffure that sweeps all the curls to the back of the bead makes the elevated hatback practically Its buttoned Is the last Included among timely suggestions for conservatively smart snow suits are types such as the model shown to the right In the picture. It is made of navy gabardine which is so general ly worn. It has become- almost a tradition la the sports realm. Variety Is afforded by the plaid lining which Is woven In flaming colors. The commendable thing about mod ern winter sports togs is that no mat ter how pictorial they may be they never sacrifice the practical. The sportswoman who Knows her fashions never thinks of wearing a jacket or blouse which does not fasten with a metal slide or some such ar rangement That Is, If she be not In trigued with some other equally as dependable a gadget such as. for In stance, the new fastening created by Schiaparelli which slips small wooden knobs through leather thongs A row o 'em Is warranted to "doll up" any ski or skate suit to the snow queen's taste. Howsoever to do the trick with out ostentation you will please to note the pullover blouse pictured above In the group, which fastens with a metal slide at the back of the neck. The collar and gloves are striped in pale blue and brown. - S. 193 J Western Newspaper Union GOLD AND SILVER SLIPPERS RETURN The fashion tip given by one of the better shoe houses Is to dye the heels and bows of an opera pump to match the gown or the accessories. This same house is showing a slipper that can almost be said to embody every color of the rainbow in a vivid pattern Velvet slippers are exceedingly smart. Many of them have straps and intricate trimmings of gold or silver kidskin. Some have both. Returned to favor are kidskin gold and silver slippers. A new note Is a combina tlon of the gold and silver. The brocades are very smart. They are trimmed with the gold or silver kidskin. Some houses are showing a trim of opaque kidskin. There are satin and moire combinations to be had and crepe slippers to be dyed. One-Sleev- ed One sleeveless decollete gown with a duck of cunning dinner jackets equals a whole wardrobe of evening clothes. Which goes to show how practical leather. down fastening word for sportswear. d King's Verger to Retire; Has Served Sixty Year e A DUTY Legislature The 20th regular session of the legislature received a very strong call for economy in the annual message to the lawmaking body from Governor Henry H. By CHERIE NICHOLAS sup-lose- John Crisp, the verger at Sandring-hnchurch, Is retiring on a pension granted by the king after CO years of service with royalty. He has shown probably nearly half a million people from all parts over the beautiful church, with Its solid silver altar table and pulpit, precious stones, and memorial windows and plaques of past members of the royal family. , For 44 years he has held the position, and waa known to nearly all the crowned heads of the world. Before becoming verger Mr. Crisp was an attendant at the skittle alleys at Sandrlngham house, where kings and emperors used to play. He remarked In connection with that work: "I have picked up the pins (skittles) for nearly all the monarchs of fifty to sixty years." He Is seventy-threyears of age, and probably the oldest employee of the king, who Is now pensioning off his workers at sixty-fivMr. Crisp Is rather sad at retiring, and feels the wrench after so many years' service. He will also receive the national pension and the many advantages the king so generously gives to his pensioners. Montreal Herald. Utah Gowns Are Latest Freak in Paris Two sleeves do not make a dress Paris couturiers are striving to per simile their clients that one Is quite sufllelent However bizarre may be your men tal picture of a one sleeved uown, In reality the creation Is sometimes effective. It's smartest, however, when ap plied to Jackets. These leave one arm covered with a fabric contrasting with the fabric of the dress sleeve. The armhole of the "missing sleeve" Is trimmed with feathers, the other with fur. Sequin Capes shoulder cape of sequins on black net or chiffon Is charming worn with a simple evening gown. They can be bought separately to wear with differ ent dresses. A Plaid Velvet Plaid velvet bags with scarfs to match aro gay and pretty to wear with your dark fur coat or with a solid col or wool dress. al I even a person ought- - to try to make otL happier, so that those aroQajT1 wont get so blue that they'n company. Washington Star. To keep clean and health r tiV, Pierce's Fleaaaat Pelieta. Thefnl,. liver, bowels and stomack. Adf.4 Nature Playa Fair Everything is displaying it lngs If yon have sharp eyes. One Sure Way to End Coughs and Coli Persistent coughs and eoldt lead icrious trouble. You can atop nth Ofomulsion, an emulsified that is pleasant to take. 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