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Show - Acrlculturat Item. A. I sco by tho papers that lu Kansas Kan-sas tho yield of corn W forty to tho aero. Isn't that rather remarkablo? II. Not nt all; only It seems to mo that Item la upside down. "ITpsIdo down? What do you moan? "Yen. My oxporlonco Is that tho ylald ! Is aliout forty acres to tho corn, (let oil my foot, pleaso." Texas Hlftlngs. l' Htii) Knrw, "Maria," called out Mr. lllllus In nn ngltatod voice, "I have lost my pockot-bookt pockot-bookt I can't Und It nnywherel" "It Is exactly whsro you left It last night, John," replied Mrs. lllllus from tho top of the stairway. "It's in tho left hip-pocket of the btrlped trousers I you hung up on tho last hook lu the closet. Ilut It hasn't anything In It now." Chicago Tribune. |