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Show THE WEEKLY NEWS EXPRESS, LAYTON. UTAH Tew nJl OUR COMIC SECTION Little .... v ' I' IS-p- i . )v ' Events in the Lives of Littte Men SIR ISAAC BREAKS GOt-TH- . fci'4' trasi C Now York Pt.WNU Servlet. No Alibis. Needed for Uhlan Gained. Fame. Hard Way Kcd Lucas Effective they had Insisted that If he ed to the winner of tlie 'and the feverish babblings of gents scrambling to get on .the long odds ie bapd 'wagon, It really Is not surprising that they did. a gifted l.onis, young giant who had been brought to the top faster than any heavyweight of modern times, fought a good fight. It merely happened that. In his first real test against a man who could take it and hit back he did not have quite enough. Since such a possibility had been faintly liint-cat by sports reporters, unwilling to further offend the better Judgment of theijr editorial department comrades, his downfall need not therefore be considered a world . . catastrophe. was best the Iq Joe, undoubtedly, of shape when he shuffled tout for the first round. As usual, when not facing a Levinsky qr a Retzlaff, he was somewhat slow in opening up his opponent. But, even though he Is strictly a counter puncher and was thus when handicapped Schmcllng made him lead far more than nsual, he scored repeat-- ' edly with left Jabs. So he won the first three r'ounds,' even though they were close and. far from thrilling. " d . He also was ahead ih the fourth, having handed out some tidy punishment during the infighting,. when disaster overtook him. Schmeling, who says that he' became confident of victory during the third round, missed with a two-hand- tame close. ing slashed. Y'ith a right Louis ' Schmel- The Bomber wept down. While the audience was gasping', scarcely daring to believe, he was up. But from then oq, even though the methodical Max was too shrewd or cautious to follow up as would a Dempsey, Louis was a beaten man. . Even though he fought back determinedly, even desperately at times, it is more than probable that Louis has little coherent memory of what happened while he iyas losing the rest of the rounds. Coming out of his corner for the tenth his- mouthpiece was awry. He fumbled at It, did not seem to know what to. do. As It was, what by now seemed Inevitable did not occur uniil two minutes had elapsed in the twelfth. They had been in a clinch. Schmeling straightened up the Bomber with a left to the chin. Then the German, whose left eye had been closing tighter and tighter since it collided with a Jab In the third round, shifted for a better view. Having trained his sights, bo landed with a right and then i succession of lefts and rights. Louis backed up, was forced against tho ropes. The bombardment of rights continued. Louis staggered Another right. n reeled Into the ropes, got tangled in them much m Paulino Uzcudun did at the Garden last December. Schmeling stood there, his right hand poised for another shot It - wag not needed. . e U Eight nf them-hav'been from his for--- J .mcr teammates . . . He has proved, on . nueffective merous 'dccasions for the , Pirates . , , Carl Duane, ther Brbnx Steamroller who slapped down some of the bes't .featherweights a few' ) - - Red Lucas of Pittsburgh has. won 20. games since leaving the Reds. , Max Failed to Fress 4th Round Advantage - wantIiouls-Schmcli- fight festival could' torn the tricL pith one hand tied toe. as mo?t of hind hia back. let, ' the 60,004 who witnessed the twelve round entertainment at Yankee Stadium, will agrqc, toothing of the sort occurred. Indeed, even (hough th mjm wlin ultimately triumphed by a knockout might have left his southpaw at home for alj the offensive use he made of it, that wonld have been Impossible.' Max Schmelling is' not one of the great fighters of all' time. I mn-tio- n tills for the benefit of those who already have forgotten about second raters and Who now will attempt to blow him Vp into a gaudy bubble, lie merely, as was stated exIn this apace, "a to be setfrned who man perienced scared by such childish tliings 'as . newspaper headlines. ' Such Jl right with along .qualities, that kept ; exploding long after .the ltrown Bomber had been reduced to tossing duds, In woo. for him. spite of the quoted before-thc-bat-t- ... s Against OM Mates Ad unguem. (L.J To the finger nail; to a nicety. Au di alter am partem (L.V Hear the other side. Chapeaux bas! (F.) Hats of?! De'novo. . (L.) 'Froyn the' be-- ,' , ginning; anew. Errare humanum es. '(L.J To ; err is humah. Fervet opus.' (L.) The work . glows (i. fe., 'goes on actively) Homme desprit. .(F.) .Man f ; . intellect; wit. Id est. (L.) That is: (abbrevi-- .' ated i. . . Jeunesse doree. (F.) Gilded ' youth; wealthy yoling men. In spite of Us'.' Malgre nous.-(F.Lusus naturae. (L.) A freak of nature. Noblesse 'oblige. ' (Fi) Nobility, compels e.-)- The teacher was trying t6 impress bn the children how important had been the discovery of the law "of gravitation. Sir Isaac Newton was sitting on the ground looking at a tree. . An apple fell on' his head and from that he discovered gravitation. Just' think, children, she added, isnt ' that wonderful?. The inevitable small boy replied: Yesm, an if- he had been settin' in school lookin, at his books, he wouldnt have discovered nothin. Fe Magazine.. of thp evening. ... tfaveral ef the All along SEEMS Jha ITbays were mistaken. right Foreign Wards arid Phrases -- French went into dugqpt recently currying s bat he was not looking ,for trouble. Instead the Chicago pitcher produced a fountain pen and the request that Mel Ott and Joe Moore autograph the club Citizrns aha lament misfortunes which hcfcll them in the betting rftig shortly before. Brevity and King Saxon were retired are preparing a pieg for the State Racing commission. They will supplicate the tacing rulets, who now use taxpayers sugar for all. sorts of to appoint k few interesting-things- , de-- i paddock Inspectors capable of ef stake Jtomfc horses put daring " . engagements. Jn St.' Louis they broadcast the whisper that a big Brooklyn pitcher, who should b old enough and grateful enough to knoW better, rebellion. really caused the Mungo ' Kept giving the Dutch master phony holdout advice in the cool tarry WIIEV Giants GIDDAPI seasons back, now runs a. billiard . aoademy . ; . Although a fingerprint export might recognize many old frienda' on the slips gt Aqueduct, the book--je- s say that their trouble does not coni'e Horn the professional .'sinners. Instead, they aver that eminent business men a fe the worst risks and' the most ' persistent ' jnch'hcrs. SKINA1RRITA1 - Jim Haytossel says as allu3 pays' as he goes. Well,' if youll notice most of the time. how- Try Cutlcura for ell skin blemishes due to external causesi Ointment ' 25c. Soan ' 25c, FREE trial sizes if you he . 150,000 feet Used.& New Pipe - The warden Of a prison was in clined to overdo the facilities for enjoyment which' he gave his prisoners. Despite numerous reforms, the convicts were still dissatisfied. . Say, you guys, he told them, angrily. Lve given you movies and baseball and. everything else I can think Of. What do yoU want now?' Well, warden, ".said a voice, y run? what about a Two of the most accomplished umpire baiters .in the National league draw top salaries as members of the Cincinnati front office n force. During to considerable of the afternoon they sit in the stands howling .at the .arbiters. Then if a Klein or. some equally nbie umpire happens to be doing his duty they rush Into tho dressing rxm after, the game to- emit additional beefs. Strangely enough (in to world where even clam diggers rush to the rescue of their il mates) the. two gentlemen, and Lane, were football officials long before they ' got on the Reds' pay roil . . . One of the entrants In thto final Olympic gymnastic tryouts on June 20 Is Porter Johnson. He comes is tumbler and is fifteen years old ' . , . Edward Jlennig, the Cleveland club swinger whq hope's to repeat his. Olympic triumph of 1904, la years old . , . The woman golfer least liked by 3 pcJr-lio- - .Would Be Better I' ' r THis is Okie nksmT Toti CAM tevoT To READING I'M imuiinuuuum So in 5 To 1 CATCH LlP'OM ' MV CORReS FDNDEklCE GoodNO CH MOVIES To - T RUN AND GEY MY ADDRESS BOOK FROM My - NO BRIDGE -NO CHORES DO- 'Will You FELIX y 2 DRESSER up NEVER . bor. They' dont care who. runs the country so long as business is good. score cards In the American league still misspell Rip Radcliffs name with a final "e.'" . . .' He has been in the league ohly a year, so maybe there i some- excuse, but tiie same score cards misspell Umpire George Morrarty with an i before the ty, and George has been in the' league most of the : George Keogan, bad' century ketbaO at Notre Dame, found out that those aches and pains he attributed to senility were merely 'the machinations of some bad teeth, which have been yanked. . . . The amatour boxing season in .China will be climaxed by an inter, city match between Shanghai and Tientsin, patterned after the Chica- Intellectual Demand Do you 'find an intellectual in ; terest in politics? . Ca Miss answered Decidedly, It requires more, study to yenne.score an election from start- to finish than it does to koop t,he. run .of contract bridge. ' .103 $6 nil 3rd Vest Salt tail Uni City', SLEEP SOUNDLY Lack of exercise and injudicious earing make stomachs acid; You must neutralize stomach acids if you would sleep soundly all night. aqd wake up feeling refreshed and really fit. - - for the Thanks - During the racing season In New York not one owner or trainer was horse suspended for. "hopping Alice Marble, 'third ranking woman tennis player in 1934, plans to In the East this make' n come-bac- k year. Slip Is the sister of Dap Marble, a former handball champion., The trick cap which Joe Jacobs wears was presented to him In 1929 by Andre Routls , . . Although the Brooklyn playing field Js probably the Worst In the league, athletes do . more . complaining about the rhiliies, park. Monsey Iron & Metal Co. . businessman; inquired a neigh- Caddies is Enid Wilson, star. The reason Is . , Hows that? fifty-fiv- e Wilson. .Structural Steel and Plat63 Right Idea I think ' the Chinese have the ' ' right idea of it, commented thfi from-Dallas- , nicely with nine clubs they have to tote 23 around the Course for Miss 1"' V2' cross-countr- Dorothy's number Me-Fha- the British that even though Diana Fishwick docs very .'Sizes - REMEMBER.'.' CAN Cutlcura," Dept. 8, Maiden, Mass. write OH DEAR . THIS PEN EMPTY The l AND ,nk is. r. UPSTAIRS -ERr OK HERE I VjHV SO J VHERE Are VolI .ASAlNr-- T CsOiNS' T 2 J 'S TusT CejTiNS READY To Co To THS DRUGSTORE STAMPS- - 0Ll'RE SURE To f .BE- OUT .them More Grief Ill surely be glad when that exam is over tomorrow. Tom Dh, didnt you know it had been put off till Thursday? Bili Till Thursday?. Good night! Do-have to. remember, all this stuff for three more days? . op j'y Bill The Usual Fee TAKE MILNESIAS . . Milnesia, the original milk of magnesia ' form, neutralizes stomach acid. Each .wafer equals 4 tcaspopnfuls of milk r of magnesia. Thin, crunchy, tasty. 20c, '35c & frOc at drug stores.' mint-flavo- r, First Doctor Then we decide. not . . to operate? . Second Doctor Yes. What do you think' we ought to charge him for deciding not to operate? . . JUST RIGHT AH - go-New York FINNEY OF THE FORCE By TJ OtougHl! Leave on Absence 7 : Boll Developed 1 ilzs or smaller, beautiful enlargements from your roll 25 ' Wisconsin 'A. physician says that yawningls caused by an under pupply of fresh 19 , WJM ' 84T. ... . VThafs right also by an over - supply of hot air. '. Own Language the street car. you this morning; In-Hi- e A Judgp-entere- How W'l are from surface conditions, n6ed not be endured, your skin clearer and smoother with Resinol WNU W 2936 . judge? . Fine, fine; and how .ar? you? ' Fare, answered the ' man'' in uniform. ... Y.-l- a. West Salem, PIMPLES JkaAt& QJ . - la answer to inquiries Alabama Pitts Is not out of baseball. The York club of the N. league merely has placed him on the suspended list for 15 days because an injured wrist will keep him out of 1 do not Uueup for that time know where Taulino Uzcudun la now. Why not inquire at the Hearst A. C. or at somj of the Old Mens Homes? , . . Harry Weldon, long ago sports editor of the Cincinnati Enquirer, Is credited as being the first man to assemble all sports news on one a. page. Photoshop, C&CryJtT series. Harold Sueme, rookie catcner the Cubs farmed out- to Birmingham, has beep, plated at first base' by Manager Riggs Stephenson of the Barons ., ,. . Ernie Lombardi is the oldest, member in point of servied on the Cincinnati club He has been with the Reds since 1932 . Edward Hennig of Cleveland, who Will represent the United Slates in the 'Olympic club swinging, is fifty-fivyears old and won the event in the 1904 Olympic games. PHOTOGRAPHY . ' Haent Aged a Bit Host (doing the' honors) that is a portrait of, my . r ' And ' Wonderful! 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