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I heard him say the other night that he wished he could find a wav to get money without working tor it." Showers Bring Relief X You I PUNNO-- A YduI . ' the J1 I TLI Another Grammatical Error? ilMUN-TNAUK- SetYnS -uh Wti-A-A-- ZIPyIPEAR 0 OK-- t FboR UTTl.6 A4& STV1ATTER t You 3bT You ' I ' ' . MMW W to H'$ Up 1 - lmisassnans!hmfLajsssqmetfs!t y tMN -- 0 . Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEAD5 : f MS aar v-j- , y V LTAH. ' THE WEEKLY NEWS EXPRESS; LAVTO 1 . .t OFF! Dont Be 5 Tormented I : ,.rtjG.4 llON1 ." by Rv , relief follow ih HResihol PAYNE DOltARS & "The doctor told me that t was leading too much of a sedentary lic " "I shouldnt stand for it. ' HEALTH The lucceuful person i s healthy person. Dont let yourself be handicapped by aick headaches, s sluggish condition, tomack "nerTC1 and other dangerous signs . . wbelievablfe of over-acidit- y. CAME FISlHNd HEARTBURN? . Its surprising how many hare heart burn. Hurried eating, overearing, heavy smoking, excessive drinking all lead to heartburn. When it comes, heed the warning. Your stomach Is on a strike. 1: "What was the test thing you caught on your fishing trip? . . "A pair of kings." TAKE MILNESIAS NOT A TURKEY Milnesia, the original milk of magnesia in wafer form, neutralizes stomach acid. Each wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls of milk of magnesia. Thin, crunchy, tasty, 20c, 35c ti 60c at drug stores. mint-flavo- r, I 35 60c bottle 20c fins FINNEY OF THE FORCE N A Fine Point ! "Tom told Ruth that she had a file Original Milk mt Magnesia neck." swan-lik- e I it S . . , Waters "Yes, and shes making a goose of herself over it," , SLIT FOUEFLUSHEIt IME'S NEWEST HOSTELRY . Our lobby I delightfully air cooled during the summer months ttadie tot trerr tto om A ZOO It oomegOO .Bathe , lilll SU ADAMSONS 'ADVENTURES B The Hunt O. JACOBSSON J HOTEL know that Jim Blabber ate in this big hotel." "He dont. He eats m one of them fef.so to $3.00 ' lunchrooms and comes ground here to pick his teeth." Mendl; atmoe. will alwat. rind it Iramae. late, eupramelr comfortable, anti thoroughly aitreeable.low en therefore aadmtuf why thi hotel let tUCQLY aECOMMENDED Yew eaa ala Appreelet whyf of distinction to ttoff ' Ifl mark at tkio beautiful hostelry pher.Toa . ERNEST uafc "isS-kte- s 'Fallen Angel Mother Ye, Billy, th sngeli sent to baby Sister,. Wasnt that The Curse 6f Progress nleaT .. ' C fey CLUYA WILLIAM . Ahl" dome?".-.-- . ' Which Baf What lift HFD h wreck young Ferklns Is, (o be sure. distipui-a- d It is. ada 49 sbe such man. . Daizle--Yfc- W 1 W-K- . . or ' 6 SJNL161 frt WAU - ' a ' fWSiitt , - I 1 ; ... r ' Newly Wed . "Grocery butter is ao unsatisfactory, dear," said Mrs. Newlywed, "Ive decided today tpat we will make our own." "Oh, did you, said hex husband. "Yes; I bought a churn end or- -' dered buttermilk to be brought l i PCWK.PtSAPFCnrtTP, iMMcpiAitI.T sref or teCCS9 0tURHf 'COMiWi BACK.. PAJKIHO MERRllK . here" regularly." ... V , f ovTR'iVit WK IMS ijrww bo ( I - w MiBF M0MKf is SOU C1APS HANp DOWN, AND fASliFlTD WHEN WNf SPOT 6 appears on back or hand AND . hand wn tut UWt W Bor ; - 'il-r-rs ;! . - "l . . bot?l Ben Lomond; ps:..' SPOf 13 50 8atM tors w, Downs an enp 10 SAME. CwtflNUES 10 fcAZg At HAND, PUZZLED UNlk bavetNEss ovtRcaiEs hiH Tea'cher So a circle has two sides. How do you make that out? Bright Lad Inside and outside, . of course. ' V $2.00 to .54.00 pelightW Rwtij -f Air Coded' Corridor .GrJI ROom ; Coffee Shop.' Spacious Lounye and .hobby Courteous Service . , Comfort and Convenience ..Every, tedound arTHE HOTEL BEN LOMOND Will n ' OjdenY Finest, , One of Utahis Beit 353 Room ' , mg sun .v 'NEXT QUESTION EUISNC f MaotV '.I X Wj: s, . . head ciosc St, CA4EK6 A SHADOW AND , indeed? .tut you mpst remerrjber' that he was admitted to the bar art a very. early age. . . Mrs. ermt toiwiNA terrible 35 36 can see ''ft ccat But what . good does that, slonally. Of course; i . Mr, Frazzle ROSSITER. Mgr. W Yes, Im divorced." "Who got the custody of tht car?" . . "My wife.. . . the .Angels? pain In tV neck they couldn't ' ut up wjth her ; any longer I ' WNU c IN UTAH tHESUN SPOT Bobby Yeah, tdt Guess' she was such . . : S Yb Hotel Temple Squat Sh falghly Heeirable, m THE SPOILS . Temple Square " didnt one-ar- . - OGDEN, UTAH "COME AS YOU CHAUNCEY W. WEST. CXEM81t. . |