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Show How to Slip-CovYour Old Rocker er By RUTH WYETH SHEARS fTNE day there ctune a letter with a rough sketch of the olcj rocker at the upper right. The last line of the letter said, I will remove the rockers if you say so, Mrs. Spears, but I would like to Well, why not? keep them. There is nothing smarter now than things Victorian. Old oil lamps with flowered globes are being wired for electricity so, why not redesign this rocker along simple THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE i Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young i By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP AND IN HER DRESSING TEhST, MVPA. FORGETFUL come, come . sweetheart, cheer up i mow Promise HER PROMISE: SOUSED ALOUD - Or ME THAT VfcU'lL FORGET ALL AEOOT My MARROW " PROMISE . ES-CAP- OH. HAL. IF ANYTHING SHOULD EVER HAPPEN TO VOU. DARLING, I'D TUST DIE -- THAT'S ALL !! EASY to crochet as it ly, this set of doilies favorite pineapple design You your favorite, too. them just the thing for h or buffet set. A lines? Cover it with plain rep in a nice shade of blue perhaps, and give it a matching foot stool and a hem stitched linen chair set all tricked out in tassels? Here is the result of that Idea and the diagram shows oil the steps that led up to it. Almost any old chair may be transformed with a slip cover if a little work Is done first to build out or to saw off projections. Padding is also and open important, spaces under arms may be covered by stretching the padding tightly and tacking, as shown here. LALA PALOOZA MADAM, GLAb YOURE This VBABETTE, READ THE SAY PM ME THROUGH WITH THE STAGE ABOUT MY TRIUMPH LAST NIGHT WHAT PAPERS By RUBE GOLDBERG Cant Be Second Childhood POOR VINCENT MUST BE ALL UPSET OVER OUR EXPERIENCE IN LALA PALOOZA, THE BALLET OF THE WOUNDED STOP-I- DUCK, LOOKED M , LIKE A BUNDLE OF WASH FALLING OFF A CHINESE LAUNDRY WAGON' HAS ATTRACTED VINCENT TO THE CURED! FIVE -- AND -- TEN -- CENT STORE? CAN IT BE THE BUDDING OF A FRESH ROMANCE? Frank Jay Marker Syndicate, Ino. RUTH WYKTII SPEARS By C. M. PAYNE How Do You Do It? SMATTER POP Pattern 2603 contains direction! f, making dollies; illustrations of teni is bend Utches; materials required, der to: WHAT NOTE: Directions for making the footstool are In Sewing Book 3. The hemstitched chair set Is In Book 4. All the steps in fitting and making slip covers are illustrated in Book 1. Booklet are 33 pages each, and will be sent to any address upon receipt of 10c to cover cost and malting. Send order to: Drawer 10 New York Bedford IIUU Enclose 10 cents for each book ordered. Name Address S 82 a Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept New York Eighth Ave. Enclose IS cents In coins for Pat tern No Name Address ii Abracadabra for Rent j Nearly every man in Melanesii" has a magic word or phrase tht) he uses to cure disease, frighte evil spirits or injure his enemiet loB No one else can speak this pep print unless hi sonal "abracadabra or it for a rents special w buys casion. When such an oral chan Un is sold, the former owner can net er utter it again. cs Relief At Last MCA BOOhl 1 ForYourCougb Why Let Yourself Get Constipated? Creomulsion relieves promptly cause it goes right to the seat of M trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and aid nataf to soothe and heal raw, tender, in flamed bronchial mucous mem-branes. Tell your druggist to sell yot a bottle of Creomulsion with the understanding you must like the way! quickly allays the cough or you an to have your money back. be-- Why endure those dull headachy days due to constipation, plus the Inevitable trips to the medicine chest, if you can avoid, both by? getting at the ca u sc of the trouble If your constipation, like that of millions, Is due to lack of bulk" In the diet, the "better n. way" Is to eat Kelloggs This crunchy toasted breakfast cereal Is the ounce of prevention thats worth ft pound ofnotemeronly gency relief. 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Maybe youve noticed YOURSELF getting restless, moody, nervous depressed lately yourworktoomu. for yon. Then try Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetal Compound to help quiet unstrung nenw, relieve monthly pain (cramps, backache, headache) and weak dizzy fainting ipejjj due to functional disorders. For over W years Pinkhama Compound has helped bar dreds of thousands of weak, rundown W voua women. Try til n r ! '1 D BOSSES, BY YOUR LAXATIVE -- RELIEVE CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WC When you feel gassy, headachy, W du to clogged-u- p bowels, do as tsiW do taka at bedtime. Nj-- , Feen-A-Mi- nt morning thorough, comfortable rdf helping you start th day full of normal energy and pep, feeling 12' I millionl doesnt your night1 1 rest or interfere with work t, next day. Try the chefl gum laxative, yourselC It tastes 800".f handy and economical ... a family suPh yf (122X1X12 OKznmomjmt Feen-A-Mi- The Bell Svndlcat. 3 W. GOOD REASON By GLUYAS WILLIAMS PRIVATE LINE The sergeant was asking the MERCHANTS owl THESPORTING THING FEEN-A-MIN- is catD can. itin-uc'S- r&SH-- t HE res w iMrxiftftKf wb SaaTS 10 MU vw to aM JWR UnT AiNWV anvw imW.mm, wtsv eOSp , y ToiI Yet a Diamond Better a diamond with a than a pebble without one. nese. more elastic. "Wrong! ts T WNU W "Wrong! "Because it nt Feen-A-Min- WNU Service recruits why walnut was used for the butt of a rifle. "Because it has more resistance, volunteered one man. oYour "Perhaps it s because it looks nicer than any other kind, volunteered another, timidly. "Dont be an ass, snapped the sergeant. "Simply because it was laid down in Regulations. f K Rj t Genius Marget Hang it, man! If your car has been stolen, why don't you communicate w;h the police? Target I'm not worrying about the car. I'm wondering how they got the thing t ; go! A IkltJ to POCS ft SMVf HWOJ IT AMD CUAIft KTW tNflkH IHp fMU4 tUEPHOMl Off t $1P tVTKS if UP An? 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Wh4 FEMALE COMPLAINTS QUITE- Advertising Dollar f a for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitii WHY SUFFER YOuV?e i Xb Counsel Needed Arms are of little avail abro2 m unless there is a good counsel! home. Cicero. All-Br- an rfflofTT-TS- flaw -- Better let ms earry the towel, boss - you ala's at last yon used to be." r, 83: L MP- Mgr |