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Show LAYTON', JOl'RVAl, LAYTON, I TUI. Tilt TJX 'Lr Mr S(F V NJr SCRKfAfiADfo VSNU features. 11 eotbrvok 1egler .v TTNIORTUNATELY, most of the NJ ch r&y who try to take a voice In union relations permit themselves to be lured into gaseous s of economics, and as far away as the haymarket riots ami the mournful sweetness of Eugene V. Debs, a durable fraud whose faults have been painted out by lav ers of cosmetic propaganda which was allowed to lie because nobody has a special mission to keep the record straight. That takes work, determination and a stout contempt for the proposition that we must give myth a head start of 10, 20 or 50 years out of respect for death. On the whole, the reverends have been a nuisance because, like volunteer firemen, they like to act brave and get noticed while the profesJACK BENNY sionals, who really have lacked know, years at the old stand, leaving a the moral gumption to tell them to worried network behind him. W'th Fred Allen again muttering about itand back and learn something. retirement and A1 Jolson Joining in With this ingratiating flourish the chorus, with Edgar Bergen bowI salute the Most Rev. Russell ing off the air with an eye on teleJ. McVinncy, bishop of Provivision the whole set up is changdence, R. I., a cleric who has ing. Only the daytime serials, with kept In mind the fact that larhigh audience ratings despite tho ceny is truly democratic critics jibes, promise to go on for more often found in poor trait, aver. than rich because there are more of them, and will not conIn case you missed Perry Comos cede that cheating practised by Christmas Eve Supper Club show a group of bricklayers entails son, RonPerrys only an academic Impersonal nie, was to introduce his guilt. from their church to Perry, and jcin them in singing. Bishop McVinney is a real good But he got stage fright. When Perry nan. He may be enveloped in fog asked him to introduce them he jut he isnt lrst. The fog is. wouldnt. Trying to help, Perry In recent weeks, he has gone beasked "But you know these boys fore the state convention of the A. names, dont you? Said Ronnie, F. of L. ana soon afterward the No! itate convention of the C. I. O., and fold them to their teeth, shaming Samuel Goidwyn announces foe paltry eouiterfeits of the nathat he will make The Goldtional government and the eager a s wyn Girl of both parties who this year. Star alumnae Goldaave been telling such bums how fine they are and how high their wyn Girls include Betty Grable, Lucile Ball, Paulette Goddard, motives. It may be hoped that Virginia Bruce and Jinx among the Catholic clergy, at least, foe mistaken tolerance of personal jheating as fair conduct in a class Lou Bunins Alice in Wonder- war will now be lifted. I herewith land is done as the famous story should be screened, with Alice a CRITICIZED Providence some text from the THE real girl, and the imaginary characters she meets, puppets. These SLOWDOWN Brooklyn tablet: Most Rev. Russell J. are special puppets, created by Bunin, a sculptor with extensive ex- McVinney, bishop of Providence, criticized the slowdown in the build His perience in charactfamous Ing trades yesterday and charact-arizerepresenting its perpetrators as drones ers were seen in MGMs Ziegfeld Follies, The film is released by and racketeers. Eagle-LioAnd the hack of me hand to you, Carmody, with your whine that Olivia DeHaviland seems sure of joh, your back is an Oscar for the years best perBefore 300 delegates to the 11th formance by an actress. The New annual state convention of the York Film Clitics gave her ineir Rhode Island CIO, the prelate charaward, as did the National Board of ged that the man who dogs the job Review, which selected "The Snake jn a hospital, an orphanage, or an Pit as one of the 10 best pictures. Did folks home Is stealing from New Yorks critics chose The the poor, the needy, the sick and Treasure of Sierra Madre as the the infirm. best, though The Snake Pit was among the first four. Yes, and the chair will pnt in that the dirty thief is stealAnn Blyth thinks It was proing also from the decent citizen who has the rharity to donate a phetic. Recently she bought a new home. Previous owners had hundred dollars to the hospital. cut a huge shamrock In the That is robbing the tambourine front gate Immediately after and it is dune every day all over the country under the sign of moving in, Ann was signed for the very Irish Top o the Mornthe A. F. of L. through the slowdown and featherbedding rules. ing. eight-year-ol- dis-cusu- super-music- - - V V Winning System Player u CArrru. mom: . . . She used to he Kcpresentatiie Margaret Chase Smith, but she 'a a sen-o- f ator now a member the most exclusive gentlemans club in the world. Miss Smith is first woman to lie elected to the senate without lietiefit of a previous trrm-appointment. f ill-o- g. 'I ex-r- tlifsr ta nit.i I hope he is still there. He is the only man I know who has con- NEW ENGLAND . . . Staid New England stayed, but just barely after raging flood waters In the western part of the area began to recode, leaving well over 1,000 residents, homeermont less, Isolating half a dozen communities In Massachusetts, and Connecticut and causing upwards of two million dollars damage. Into the torrent Among the causalties was this car which nose-dive- d FLOODS RAGE OVER that washed out bridge on Brodle mountain road in llaneoik. Mass. COORDINATOR V 4 v vfiir .5 t . . . Ernest R. legal advisor of Gross, chief the state department, was named by President Truman as the administrations overall liaison man with congress on foreign economic requirements. V j More Than 300 Women Now Old timers will know him, famous from Belmont to Santa Anita. lie was a $100,000 winner around New Yotk in the days of Arnold Rothstein. Even in the days. He had un element of what I consider raw luck except when I win worked out lo a fair science. Her are parts of his winning system: 1. T1IE IIORSE his breeding, opposition, etc. 2. THE TRAINER and the owner Did they have winning stables? 3. THE JOCKEY especially certain Jockeys on certain horses. 4. TIIE WEIGHT an important factor. 5. TRACK conditions fast or muddy. 6. POST on certain position tracks. Inside for some, outside for others. 7. A STUDY of the horses last three races what happened? What horses beat him? What horse did he beat? Did he have good or bad racing luck? 8. TIIE DISTANCE another facbi Six furlongs A - quarter? He mile? A mile-anlikes speed horses for longer distan ces. So does Julie Fink, one of the Speed Boys. Speed horses are no good In shorter races where they ?uit. Theyre better horses in longer races. You cant win 34 out of 35 years on luck. Ive found that out. My system Is to play nothing better than 10 to-- shots preferred. Most favorites should be to 1 anyhowr. Or maybe longer. nt d FIRST GALS TO BECOME REGULAR GYRENES . . . Maj. Sidney Altman, U. S. marine corps, Is shown as he swore five girls into the marine corps, putting them on record as being the first women enlisted as members of the regular marine corps in the New York area. All five served in the corps reserve during the war. i Balanced Personality My friend, said the missions are you traveling th ary, sistently beaten the straight and narrow path? races for 35 years. In silence the man handed over, Grantland Klee his card. It read: Signor BaUaa-- j At least, he told me last cio, Tightrope Walker. 34 I've had winter, winning years and only one losing year, lift movie-makin- l.i en u numberless, unlimited number of horse play- wearing. ers who huu s stems tint could beut It All Depends Kind Old Gentleman What the taces. Unfoi tunnti v, those who brought your little brothers name? their sjxtcus to me wete a trifle Buddy llis name would be Jack ragged and lot m They hudut if he was my brother, but h eaten much l., U Nitmully, this ain't, and her name is Ruth. of affairs Thrown Over doi sn't breed to seen your brother lately "I baient mi, i h confidence In be't tn a hospital. Hit girt "So; the party of the threw him oi er." set oi d part T hat shouldn't bave made him g T to a hospital." hey hav e an tom around San"Ob, but she threw him over 4 state tpple-shiner- Falk-enbur-g. Short Changed Ticket Seller You will have to change twice before you get to! New York. Goodness me; I hav Lady only this one traveling suit Im ll.Wl cpliERE A rs al, 20, 1919 f d fellow-choriste- Wl'AflY A Keleaaed by VNU Feature By INEZ GERIIARD FAVORITE line of radlc THAT of ceremonies, Almost anything can happen, ahd proLatly will. certainly applies to the entire Industry at the beginning of the new year. Jack Benny, the only star who actually owned his own time, awitched from NBC to CBS after 17 J J V N, ' Released by v , RsY, 1 20-to- -l Serve in State Department There are upward of 300 women serving as staff officers with the state departments foreign service. They are scattered around the globe, with Jobs ranging from administrative assistant to the more modest cultural attache. GUABANTI TO POP CRISP ALWAYS TCNDSP-OCUCIOU- S, Miv TIME How To Relievo Bronchitis Creomulsion relieves promptly because it goes right to the teat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm and aid nature to soothe end heal raw, tender, inflamed bronchial mucous membranes.Tell your druggist to tell you a bottle of Creomulsion with the understanding you must like the way it quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. CREOMULSION for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitif nup-pe- ts d CIIAPEAU LE GOOSE . . . Model Midge Ware) wearing a hat of goose feathers with golden egg In center, unveils a White China goose which seems quite at home in a bat box at the poultry show in New Yorks Madi- n. -- hur-r-rte- 'The new Take It or Leave It procedure means that youre on the nir if you are lucky enough to have Garry Moore call you. But you will bave a whole week in which to prepare for winning that $640 jackpot I1 so 6 son Square Garden. O n tv n I think that is an unforgivable sin, he declared. Rhode Island bricklayers (and New Massachusetts and York bricklayers and union bricklayers all over) are now laying only 400 brick a day In comparison with Cast and crew members of or 1,000 laid by their predecesThe Second Mrs. Burton pay sors, he said. Meanwhile, the wage a fine tf theyre late, fluff lines, scale has largely increased etc. Learning that a recent fam- Recently, Bishop By counselor. Mrs. L. V. Dnug- GAMBLED McVinney told the A. ' las, was principal of a public AT F. of L. state conven- school which has special classes WORK tion that some of the for handicapped children, they members had shot emptied the money box and gave crap while being paid $2.50 an hour her its contents 530 to be ued while working on church building for presents for the youngsters. projects. " desreputable condition reHis best friends wont be surmis- flectsThis on all of you, on all labor ed if Groucho Marx some day ap- he said. They are discrediting orpears on the legitimate stage in a ganized labor and organized laoor Shakespeare play. Groucho, one cf may live to regret iL of our time, thorthe best oughly enjoys his weekly ABC slint "The speaker stressed that on on You Bet Your Life. But he diocesan building projects the has been a student of Shakespeare slowdown srtist wasnt stealing for years ana cherishes a secret from me bnt rather from the ambition to appear in one cf the hardworking people of Rhode Bards plays in a straight role. Island whose contributions to the church make the construcThis year the American Medical tion possible. association Joins NBC for the 17th consecutive season In production of The church has a number of proYour public service series. in view and he would like to jects Health Today will employ a var- feel when these are started the that iety of techniques, including dranvt men will give an honest days work. and discussion. " I maintain that that is wrong; very wrong; that is unjust; that is Nobody can accuse Meredith Will-so-n not being fair I have knowledge oi of not taking his commercials other faults that are even more gross seriously. He not only talks about but I think 1 will not mention them his product and has guests sing now. But we go know that on some about it; he has his wife bring a fleeced Jobs we are buildings huge bowl of the dessert to be este.v by workmen who do notbe.ng a corbave after the broadcast. rect conscience. 1,-5- HER FIRST NIGHT OUT . . . Princess Elizabeth of England la back In circulation again after her confinement. Here, the is photographed leaving a London theatre after attending a BBC show on her first night oat from Buckingham palace following the birth of her son. Prince Charles, more than six weeks previously. The princess attended the show with her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Queen Elizabeth and Princess Margaret Rose. A typical family gathering. thoroughbred race horse is a peculiar animal. He is twice as big as a lion or a tiger. He can outrun ooth. His average weight is around A ATOM OF PEACE . . . Joliot Curie, French high commissioner of atomic energy, has emphasized that Frances new nuclear furnace for the creation of atomic energy will produce only for peaceful purposes. aniHe is one of the mals in the animal kingdom. Yet he isnt aa smart as a cow. A cow Sets hooked up in a barbed wire fence, remains still and moos plaintively until help arrives. Not the thoroughbred. He tears himself ipart trying to get loose. Both Dev Milburn and Tommy Hitchcock used to tell me how dumb polo ponies were. But a thoroughbred is usually dead game not always fast and something to look at. g I have never seen a good-lookin- thoroughbred finish second or third when I was betting on him to win. Certain estab.ished liars wlU tell 70U I am wrong. You dont have to believe them. Santa Anita and Hollywood are both run with a certain touch and precision that New York lacks. Dr. Charles Strub is on hand early. So are Gwin Wilson, Hugh Blue and other officials. They are usually In at least hours before the first race is run. But the important part Is that Santa Anita has a full share of $100, 000, $50,000 and $10,000 races al set up to lure trying to break even. Citation practically blew $200,000 in getting Injured in a r race. I had hoped he would be the ex ception. Man O' War was withdrawn because there were signs of leg trouble Count Fleet broke down-n- ow the brilliant Citation hat to b retired in the anlddle of Fort Knoi and the mint horse-owne- SEEKS LIGHT PLANE DISTANCE MARK . . . Cspt. Bill Odom, veteran Beech-cra- ft flyer, poses with his standard-typ- e Bonanza in which he planned to seek Honolulu to New York flight record. The plane is a stock model, modified only In that e wingtlp fuel tanks were added to make the trip possible. Completion of the flight would give the U. 8. the world record in light plane distance flying. round-the-wor- ld non-sto- p 5,010-mil- , Edgar Bergen and his talkative friend, Charlie McCarthy, wave a fond adlen to Hollywoods NBC studios as they leave for s temporary retirement from radio entertaining. asThey than ended a sociation with tho same sponsor. SO LONG , 10-ye- C finest-lookin- g Yon can Imagine how CIta-Ho- n looked to his backers at Laurel last spring when he was beaten by Saggy at 1 to 10. rs 1' 1,100 pounds. A horse is the toughest animal to teach anything far tn bark of the chimpanzee, gibbon monkey, cape, elephant, dog, seal, etc. We got onr dope some Ume ago from the American Natural History museum, the Bronx zoo, Ray Ditmars, Dr. Uornaday and Johnny Kleran. Also the thoroughbred is abont as tough as a sick rabbit. Blow on him and he withers. We barely aqueezed the horse into the 10th spot. M 0 loncernlng Thoroughbreds push-ove- rs NATURES REMEDY (NR) TAB. 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