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Show Teen Exam liter ';:': - X' ' - The news page written by and for i ',1 o Lakeside Review rj r y r,. r. Two search for top teen comedies By LAURALCE STEPHENS and SCOn STEPHENS TX cOffMpondwtt Brother and sister team up and track dimn the Top Ten Comedies Of All Time. Tcdi Excellent Adventure" The ultimate classic of all classic comedies. If you haven't seen this movie you should be dragged out into the streets and shot, and if you haven't seen it fora while, rent it again and experience true comedy one more time. Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) are two California rock V roll wannabees who are taken on a tour of time by a futuristic and very cool Rufus (George Carlin) in a quest to save their history grade and the future at the same lime. " This movie is great for the whole family and will make the whole family laugh. Its definitely the number one classic comedy of all time. If you enjoy this movie, avoid the sequel: Bill and Teds Bogus Journey." Ml Three Amigos (PG) Dusty Bottons (Chevy Chase), Ned Nederlandcr (Martin Short) and Lucky Day (Steve Martin) are three washed-u- p Hollywood cowboy super-herosuckered into going to Santa Poco by itheir own stupidity. In this hilarious comedy, these three men are expected to rid the town of the .infamous El Guapo and ride off into the sunset, just like in their movies. ! This is a movie for the entire family. M3 Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (PG-1This movie was also chosen as an all-tifavorite by TX. writer Matt! " es 3) Howard. An outstanding comedy by producer, actor and director Mel Brooks. Robin Hood: Men in Tights follows the classic Robin Hood story with a Monty cast includes Pythonish twist. The 'Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: The Next Generation) as King Richard, Cary ,Elwes (The Princes Bride) as Robin Hood and Amy Yasbeck as Marian. ' This film will make teens and adults Jaugh out loud. If you enjoy this movie, you should ; rent Young Frankenstein and Blazing ! all-st- ar -- See COMEDY4 CHAT, KISS, CHAT StandardNETs chat rooms are a .perfect place for teenagers to schmooze. Or smooch - at least virtually. Use -- the image files to send lips, coffee cups, J broken hearts and other graphics along with your online chat messages. I Jump in any time, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, to use the Chat Arena. Or -- show up at 8 p.m. each Wednesday to chat with our TX. mystery moderator. The Bottom ! In the WeberDavis teens Thursday. September For the girls . . Go to http:www.standard.net. original Star Wars" movie, there are only two named female characters, COPY i C 1 l mn Net 3 511M4IJ fM Phonei tfVO ' 776 4151 1.1 037 r d Bill and (VC.) On The For the n" ll Dont flirt with other guys on a date. Its not funny when girls acts stupid. Dont make fun of your date's tunes (teen lingo for music). Dont preach about your dates caiTcine consumption. At a dinner date, cat what you order, and order only w hat you can cat. On group dates, dont go off with your female lriends to compare notes about your dates. In a movie theater dont place your hand on the armrest adjacent to your date unless you want it held. Dont make us watch While You Grease, Were Sleeping or Sleepless in Seattle ... they suck. Silence is golden. I don't know about other guys, but the constant sound of a feminine voice isnt all that melodious. Dont act like you really like your date if he repulses you - hell only ask you out again. Dont make fun of your dates physical appearance - he probably already knows all his flaws. Dont stare at your date strangely when he uses a word or phrase that is beyond your comprehension ... just pretend you understand. Dont talk about your v iiiU v-- guys i i V Sw- - I COULD TELL THAT IT WAS GOINS TO BE A WEIRD DATE WHEN I NOTICED THAT HIS MOM WAS DRIVING, BUT IT WASNT UNTIL WE WERE AT DINNER AND HE FINALLY STOPPED' PICKING HIS NOSE AND ASKED IF I WAS GOING TO FINISH MY DESSERT THAT I BECAME REAL SCARED! . Dont talk about his competition. Unless youre making fun of them. Stay on a guys right side. Unless hes d. Its extraordinarily unnerving to bust a move on the wrong side. Dont expect a guy to be able to read your mind, telepathically divine your every need, or understand or even care about half the stuff you talk about. Guys dont have lotion, chap stick or gum on them at all times - dont ask. The fatherbig-brothe- r to prospective is unpleasant, big time. Be ready ON TIME! Dont think that all guys have even the remotest clue about how cars work. Dont scrounge (I think thats what you call it) -its extremely flattering when a girl gets all made up and everything for a date. Perfume is cool, too. Dont yell at a guy for his table manners. Some guys are wussies. If they dont make a move but still ask you out, go ahead and hug him or something, its cool. Its OK to call a guy. Its the 90s, for crying out loud! DO NOT FLAKE OUT, EVER. Wait for your date to open the door for you, both getting in and out of the car. If he doesnt, ditch the loser and give me a R-rat- ed date-conversati- on call. - Compiled by TX. correspondent Matt! Howard and friends, Ryan Rounds and Matt Vanbeekum. He shouldnt try to kiss you on the first date or make a pjss at you," says Nikki Martinez, a senior at Washington High School. "Your date shouldn't ignore you," says Garlic Keyes, senior, Bonneville High. If you bring your date home to meet the family dont let your mother snow baby pictures, photo albums or anything embarrassing. Dont criticize your date, her parents or the : rules of her house. The rules have been around for longer than you have. "A guy shouldnt impress a girl in order to make her like him, says Beckic Rasmussen, senior, Bonneville High. "(A guy) shouldnt talk to his buddies more than you, says Karlie Cook, recent graduate, Ogden High. Dont order for a girl unless she asks you to. Most girls arc smart enough to know how to order for themselves. A guy shouldnt ask you for your dessert, says Brandi Vigil, senior, Weber High School. Dont make her take food home in her a doggie bag. Dont talk about how much you spend on the date, or show her the bill for dinner and talk about . how ridiculous the price is.-- . If you cant afford it, dont go there. Be on time to get her. If youre late, dont honk. If you go to a movie, and the only two remaining seats are separated, go to another movie or come up with an alternate plan. If youre in a rush, ' dont forget the gentleman act and go running off ahead of her, especially if shes in heels and a formal.! Dont take her to an movie or one that has questionable material in it, unless you know thats OK with her. Dont look at other girls. The guy should pay attention to the girl he brought, not the girl with the skimpy, spandex outfit.! Dont come to the door without showering and putting on deodorant. She doesnt want to get closer to someone who smells like yesterdays dirty laundry. A guy shouldnt argue on what kind of movie or where to eat. If a guy asks you out, he should have it all planned out, says Melissa Valerio, senior, Washington High. left-ov- er exs. left-hande- MUM Christian MAlakJ mtr7 correspondents and friends put their heads together and came up with a list of dating guidelines for Davis and Weber County teens. If you agree, disagree or having something to say about whats us at txstandard.net. here, TX e-m- ail Dont smokedrinkchew. This is a date, not a trip to the hazard waste dump. Do not belch. If she wanted to smell this afternoons lunch special, she would have ordered it herself. Do not be rude. It isnt attractive to have your date swearing and yelling at complete strangers. Show a little courtesy. ! - Compiled by TX. correspondents Nicole Bybee I Lauralee Stephens and ; Tanna Barry. |