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In regard to some Those lead pencils at Calder’s are the of the other “institutions and appliances of “civilization we are behind the age A PAPER square thing Try them in this respect are not anxious to and revoted to Cento Scents Sense and Nonsense IS RECOVERING compete Pilgrim makes a memorandum in his We are pleased to learn that Capt Bates UNO HOO notes for the Boston Daily Blatherskite Principal Editor late Division Engineer is recovering-77-- 7 Deputy Asst EditorUBET URLIFE “Mormons to be exterminated” He B I Z Ness Dep’y Asst’s Clerk pay from the R R There is nothing next observes one of the noble red men like employing a good suing machine in Placing his eating entrails by the ditch TERMS: such cases it Bates the world left hand beneath the south-weflap of 81 50 Per Annum in Adrance 1 00 Six Months of bis claw hammer coat which waved 10 Single Copies A DISTINGUISHED STRANGER gently in the mild autumn breeze and CLUB RATES: A Shaking Quaker went through the throwing back his stovepipe hat from his Five Copies to one address $ 500 j Ten Copies to ’One Address and one East lately without taking his hat off or intellectual brow be raised his dexter to the clubber 1000 Jr saying By your leave The Gothamites finger and oraculated as follows: 43® For sale by all respectable Newsdealer were quivering with excitement for a short - --‘‘Noble red man of the forest I come ' everywhere time The first letters of his name was from your great father in Washington ft Couldn’t stop— will call Earthquake ADVERTISE M E IT T 8 ' V Noble Red Man— “Me ka she it Owing to the limited space devoted to Adver- again You give me two bits John’ tising we shall be under the necessity of restrict ' ing Advertisements to T E N lines or less Pil (to crowd) — “How did he know my SCENES ON THE STREET THE KBBPAPITCHININ: st ' “ : Terms each insertion fifty cents ' a line naime I j f 4® All Communications on Business in order to receive attention must be ' addressed— Uno Hoo & Co Box TUESDAY D Salt Lake City - NOV 1 1870 I wonder” Noble Red Man two bits” — “You give me ter)— “Then your people do ‘ Distinguished Stranger — ‘What thing about farming ?? Cit— “Just enough to turn an alkali does he say? I don’t understand him” Noble Red Man— “You heap a lie desert a thousand miles from navigation and heap a cheat ’em You cheat ’em white meagerly supplied with grease-wooYou big starving koyotes into one of the most man you cheat ’em injin fruitful Territories of the Great West ” dam” Pil— “Aw! Yes you have done a Pil— “Dear me! What a savage and little in the farming line but you know mercenary disposition’! (Makes the fol“Indians entirely that is so common anyone could do that lowing memorandum: But in reference to manufactures the— imimpressible and must be exterminated ah — great source of wealth Now what as well as Mormons” do you know about them ?’ Cit — “Merely sufficient to raise the COZIIISOPOZJDBSJCB silk wool and cotton spin it color it Hooper City Oct 18th 1879 weave it and wear it” Messrs Yew Kno Whoo & Co Editors Pil— “Ah ! indeed I was not aware — that anything of the kind was done west Keepapitchinin: Please send the paper to the following names: Robert Moyer But then outside of Lee Hammon Sam!l Ridout andHeber of Massachusetts these merely mechanical pursuits you Hayhoe which completes another club of must admit that you Mormons are all ten We kalkulate to hedicato our people most deplorably ignorant — you have none to a keen sense of the ridiculous of those institutions and appliances for the hup hand hintend kanvassing the north koun-tr- y — ah — refinement as it were of the suand calling at Wanoo to hexamine that hauful kratur hov inextinguishable fire perior classes” hobservations Cit — “Superior class is a term not pro- andWereport kalkulate the Pitchinin beets Pilgrim from Massachusetts ( loqui know some- d EDITORIAL COURTING The reason our cotemporary of the Herald gives for not having any more wives is that he can’t bear the courts PAVING THE STREETS WITH GOLD There has been considerable talk lately about the amount of silver laid out on the We see lately some enterprissidewalks ing individual is buisily engaged covering the fences with a rich layer of “ Jewels” Who bids for the job of paving the streets with gold ? Don’t all speak at once INGENIOUS EXPEDIENT J ! r‘ ! fle association is progressThe ing favorably since we advertised that we perly understood among us in fact most Krocket’s Almanac all boiler and that! beets everything up to now Let her rip would pay two cents a pound for all the of our people are so independent and as to ignore the existence of any George Russell ruffles delivered at ' our office but a In class” the to declares “superior regard that there bachelor friend of ours Thanks for the good opinion but isn’t is an ingenious contrivance arranged by “institutions and appliances” you speak your letter a little ahead of time? We If have heard of people taking time by the the juvenile members to avoid the strict of they aro rather vague expressions letter of the law as laid down by the you mean schools and colleges we are forelock but you must have snatched the I He states that he perhaps as well supplied as our neighbors old fellow to get into “ ’79” powers that be in “knows of his own knowledge!” that the We have commodious school-roomso soon r aim-ruf- self-relia- bald-heade- s i ruffle are still worn even more extravagantly than before where there is none to molest or make them afraid — that is How is beneath the outer garments this? each ward and some of the most practical instructors of whioh the world can You can easily keep yourself throughboast It would be difficult to' find a out the winter from freezing by getting child eight years of age in Utah who can- continually into hot water with your not read and write (How does Mass neighbors i |