Show THE 0 0 Ocmi-ITonth- VOL Paper ly 2 Devoted to Cents SALT LAKE CITY “AN GEN’L GRANT IS COMING Granted We always thought we should get a grant from Congress some day ANOTHER LITERARY THIEF The Budget of Fun copies our story of the “Midnight Muff’1 entire and publishes it with the utmost effrontery as ori0 Temporal 0 Mores! ginal with them BEWARE Scents MAY 15 1870 Sense and nonsense NO G ISPENDING CRISIS" Captain Hooper will please accept yacht Cambria to either row or sail across one thanks for complete files of the the Atlantic or around the Sandwich Congressional Globe and Pub Docs Islands and return or across Findlay’s Lake for $10000 and champion cup It FLORENCE is hoped that the Pacfic course will be The Kecpamtckinin is full of fun but taken in this matter as Findlay’s Lake there is no joke about the Florence SewWe recommend them in is subject to sudden squalls at certain seaing Machines all seriousnes as a hoop pole above any sons of the year other persimonious in that line “Gerty my dear said a Sabbath school teacher to one of her class “you THE COMING REGATTA! were a very good little girl GRAND INTERNATIONAL RACE! “Yes’m— I couldn’t help bein’ good I got a stiff neck’’ said Gerty with perfect VESSELS WHECKFD OUT FIXDLAT’O seriousness LAKE ’’ Parents should keep an eye on their offspring when they visit the menagerie we saw the large Pelican swallow two the other day with the greatest ease THEATRICAL Mr Thorne is improving he made several good hits oh the latter end of while the voice of Gissijpius who “Dreamt lie heard a angel sin£k” filled the vast building and the hearts of the audience with a volume of most exquisite melody Some were affected to tears —we had to retire for a few moments ourself and drown our feeling in a glass of Kronk beer Gis-sipi- Oil! D ntfOIXEGOn Notwithstanding the fact that one vessel has gone down with all on board the Tune— Rob Roy excitement occasioned in nautical circles Who sells the Keepapitchinin? by the coming international race continues C B McGregor oh! e Who’s bound to make a pile of tin? parties are getting their sculls C B McGregor oh! and dubs can be seen daily wending their If you should want for pens or ink v way in the direction of Findlay’s Lake It Or need a book with pictures pink is understood that the Vice Commodore of Or anything thatyou can think the “Findlay’s Lake Regatta Club” will See C B McGregor oh! shortly forward a challenge to the CamNews Depot opposite the McGregor’s bridge crew and vb the proprietor of the Post Office Ogden ship-shap- : -- |