Show 18 THE KEE PA P ITCHININ iBMMiiiHimiiiBaiMaNiiaaaHaiiMiiinMint THE HEEPAPITCIIINUV: ‘THE OGDEN JUNCTION” OUE COTEMPOE AEIES Says that a certain paper is “the best j To the numerous applications for in the United Stales” Our change we would say if you must have Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and Nonsense rea(ers wiii observe that the above state- - Cur paper and can’t afford to pay for it ment is very carefully worded— there is we will furnish you a copy gratis but we no allusion whatever to Territories Of can’f undertake to read your papers nor We course we don’t expect any comparisons have our office littered with them between our paper and those published have no especial fault to find with any in the States— it would not be just to of our cotemporaries excepting that they them The old fossils of the States can’t are rather too personal in their remarks be expected to be awake to the intellect- - Now if there is any thing in the world ual vim which" animates a live paper like that we detest and avoid more than Since the publication of our paper other it is indulging in personalities— the discriminating powers of our cotempo- - dragging individuals into unenviable JJ®- - For sale by all respectable Newsdealers Why even the police reports generally have been greatly Jen- - toriety everywhere are not free from this glaring absurdity hanced If John Jones gets drunk as a lord do ADVERTISEMENTS WOMAN’S EIGHTS you suppose John Jones wants his name Owing to the limited space dfvoted to Adverand the facts published in 10000 papers tising we shall be under the necessity of restrictYes sirl all born free and equal And to FIVE lines or less No and sent broadcast over the land ing Advertisements our opinion is that the wretch who can Terms each insertion fifty cents a line sir! Why not publish the facts after the stand in a pair of slippers worked by liis following style when no one’s feelings 4® Alt Communications on Business in order Wife and scold her deserves to have the will be hurt and yet the same space in must be addressed— UNO to receive attention gout in both feet (hear hear!) And when For instance the paper will be filled Hoo fc Co Box D Salt Lake City we are in a crowded car on th) U C and “police intelligence a lady comes in we always think it is the A gentleman who don't leant his name MAY 1 1870 duty of some other man to rise and offer published was taken before a well known her a seat We look around the car to judge charged with having done some-se- e if any man is disposed to do this and thing the nature of which we are not at EDITORIAL to statf when we see them all maintain their seats Jei-tis to say he was— well we will re- face wehide our behind our and paper THE KULLOM BILL mentioning what his punish- blush for our sex ment was as he is a professional gentle This is a subect upon which we hoped man and would rather not have too much It is it would not be necessary to touch publicity given to the affair” WHAT WE OFFEE There now why can’t our cotempora- a point upon which we are very sensitive To any one who will get up a club of ries and have consequently hitherto refrained get things up in that style? from alluding to one way or the other one thousand subscribers for the Keepa- and bring us the money we but when in the course of human events raramnH contain papers letters from lgal the great public demand our opinion we will give him or her or it a driving Mormon missionaries ‘laboring’ in Massa-deeit our duty as a public journalist likeness of Uno Hoo two Barlow jack chusetts One says he has converted a The question is knives a recipe for making soft soap and large number and will bring them to Utah to define our position The Mormons think powould we submit tamely to the provisions a spiritual view of the' constitution that jn the Spring of Kullom’s Bill in case it becomes a law? is going to be drawn up for the g overnomaned Newngland Stages— that We would see Kullom—— first and then ment of the New Move in which will also if the overplus women there were com for-- f He be incorporated articles and s for tably married the test of the country we wouldn’t and well he knows it SW Lve lost well knew our intention to acquire a large the government of Mexico Here is a might have peace”— e sentiments exac y our Them’s and Soso did Belief Female Schuyler) got for up splendid chance the family (and es seems Post the posted of editor this Bill of his on purpose to head us off Lieties t0 invest and‘get something 0fj ' been to the Post office probably' I hat s But our energies always rise equal to the their own We would say to Schuyler right we like to see' every man at his emergency Post V consid-1 Kullom and the Senate You may “THE SHOETEST SPAN” to married— what extent as er us as good We are not particularly surprised at in- will probably not be known until it is individuals occasionally getting tight but : 'E pluribm found out Quantum when vegetable productions begin to indulge and get high these times' it naturWe ally creates some little astonishment saw a sign on the State road as follows: The man in the southern part of this -- I I m bye-law- ' “HAY 10CTS A SPAN” We havA just received a complimentin to Ball be Social held for This a ticket brings it to about four hundred dol-thary Court House on the 15th of April lars a ton— rather steep for these times The invitation comes rather late In view of the high price of hay it is a 1870 tiut we shall undoubtedly go if we can pos- - consolation to know that “all flesh is 5ibly get away from our family grass” I e city who takes the Telegraph says that he has looked over the various provisions of Cullom’s Bill and don’t find any suitW e publish this as a able for his family matter of courtesy although we think it properly should have been sent to the Telegraph i A |