Show T 18 H E KEEP APITO HIN1N i r ' i the cost Shanks are only forty cents: arid we offered a big price for a head lately but the cunning “man” wanted double whatwc offered and then he turned up his nose because we suggested' the pro- priety of his taking part of it on the Dru" Store And when we mildly hinted that ’our'!iloeda'f?nATIot‘'tlieTstVins'tant to repurposed paying him some in Silver snorted' and asked whether we the iveepa- - hefairly a MHekoflottc t 1 ft® wanted V13 nam0 stnelr in the world to the Please announce PiTCiiiNiN ' other for no that we shall write paper n e 0 earn any one The immense popularity our letters have i a°7ej' m an created hasrraisedthe jealousy of your u eeThat dieels are iGnc? f lilliputiaiT cotemporaries and we feel like iyd have proved by person confining the emanations of our giant in- - nl p?niieaS °r’ m times oVda nger I tellect1 to' the champion journal of the G ? t e former to be of infinitely great interior west Your correspondent ' the Jitter t0 mG has been received with both military and j LS sL ANOTHER SPIRITUAL TATION MANIFES-- : rTi er 0 the spirits have had no heat nowcrertaia thdyhayolosk their tails: K1 onaof 01lr persevering mechanics has ertaben ° SUPP deficiency: d spirits in Jy°YABif Proposes to A lfc 13 Re-fa- ‘H kilding-Walkerl- On- Plna‘ Store Any one doubting can bring along 25 cents 'and test the pint tf - 1 believe I have seen seven to meet him ies'of fat plump babies with mothers in their arms to say’ nothing of the miles of benches filled with larger babies from T think Bill o to twenty years of age illom would get sick could 1T have what my aged eyes have' beheld only to think that at one of the city elections AA - A A man fP?re°rnanS along aE Jnoof le Pnnoipa streets 1 b°(&m tins enhghtened a “ ® LEAVES FROM MY DIAREE BY JOSII BILLINGS - f fst ' un i J° iald Monday— flad suckers for breakfast Suckers and sassidges are the 2 luxuries ov life the other luxury is eazy boots arav'e u e Sf0jX treated so' '' neither you nor I would-bThe great public would not credit the statement were we to mention the length of the processions that came out to meet us bearing banners with appropriate inscriptions 'suchr as ‘‘The Keepapitchin-i- n The only free paper in America “The giant intellect which 'guides the world— (Jno Hoo” Tumultuous multietc: etc tudes calling out “Ubet Urlife-The few copies of the Keepapitciiinin that readied this place have been immense enthusiasm: in order to meet the wants of the public anxious to s6e its content's we have t had to hire a man to read it to the anxious multitudes daily besieging piir door I tliink’ you will have fo rent another block' of buildings' in5 addition Toi tho's 'you now occupyV as Hie demand for the paper: is increasing immensely you will hardly find room unless you moyeover Jordan I have seed for subscripone load of sugar-can- e tions now1 on hand and any quantity of - Messrs Savage & Ottinger are now pro- pared to give their vuwa on Dixie For pnfH'pli13 i°aatoed m Trlf E° Gullidqe : water tne previously ana going an t0 3e(l at 9evening o’clock precisely Breakfasted °n the left end °f a sassldg0 and feltlike a i dorg Friday— Visited my washwoman and blowed her up for sewing ruffles and tucks onto the bottom of my drawers She was thunderstruck at first but explained the mjstery by saying she had sent me by mistake a pair that belonged to I blushed like ' bild lobsters and told her she couldn’t be too keerful about such things I might have been ruined for life Saturday — Writ this uliaree for the week:Ifrom memory r Reflected on the vanity of human wishes reflected how 'often I had wished td be rifeh and how Re(seldom my wishes had been gratified r to wish Tor anything-unti- l solved in future-noj I had it three weeks1 and see how T'Y ’ ’ r i " Hiked it i ' At A BALL IN THE FAR WEST “Miss A was everlastingly scrumptious underskirt1 of red ’calico flounced V with an wjtl) blue CiiiarOscuro J :4 j'r-) s) overskirt of dinsey looped in th'e rear’ eri ' j " ''Waist saddlebag with yellow bows Messrs Uno Hoo&Co: Hair in a la anarageou busoniede buster a chignon resembling half a cabbage head Gentlemen— I wish to continue a subExtraordinary hefty ject upon ‘which have previously writskirt of home- Mrs B wore ten viz:' Head 1 for one hhyc had too n on y Jru° likeness 13 muih head 1 The last Iliad was that of a l 'displaying:in a very beauti a°ye Cor venerable feminine bull and whether the F tae coming man— the prospective pres- - fifi manner her No 11 moccasins with1 ornamented forty millions of this vast republic be- - ident of the New Movie The original pagoc?6 shqgnosh 1Leveit(or"°tJ it?1 nevertheless a iactj incdaflioii from which this vras Itaken'tras °f sinamon drops Exclusively highfa- -' that my landlady cooked and served it up n tho ' laa y with the horns on Since then fight season lutin pre- noted half-bre- d belle MadarCCAa pured invthe face of all opposition to to sister Simpkins of Spanish lork' and Lll‘“ L1f ‘ sfate that my( relish for shank soupand subsequently (liscovered in 'the is far ahead’ of my appetite fori of the Tintie minesjlfcs accuracy head lam aware that my 'taking thisd — — 7 of ybllow flannel Slashed with strips of bold and decided stand will aise against hide “:r carried buffalo hue the delusion and from etc jShe nie a:big sunflower cry of ' How long can a goose stand opone foot? bnd danced with great lucencss But my brethren niy orthodox brethren Terrific and'‘‘Move’h' of the myself have counted Try it that’s the way the goose found out' bally: magnoflous q mineral 7rr ' iri ’an T muslin-surmounte- f ‘ I ‘ tci i rnade-flanne- reved 1 c6-te- : r i J ‘ |