Show IS THE KEEPAPITOHININ TIIE K EE PAPIT CHIN I N: "a ly perceive from its appearance that this is the march of improvement we hear so while arranging the matter for this issue We don’t object to a few visitors occasionally but we can’t drink vith every one— its a moral impossibility Then again the devil we mean our It printer’s devil is opposed to it makes him sick It must be a good undertaking or he would favor it When the devil is well The devil a saint would be But when the devil is sick The devil a saint is he much about The reader is cautioned against perusing the whole of this first number at once Uno Hoo It will be better to take a column a day Principal Editor Ubet Ukmfk Deputy asst do with something soothing between Above B I Z Ness Dkp’y asst’s clerk all be careful not to go into the cold imTERMS: We would also mediately after reading Per Annum in Advance $ 150 Six Months 100 guard the public against counterfeit imi10 Single Copies None are genuine tations of our paper CLUB RATE: unless bearing our name — Uno Hoo & Ten Copies to One Address $10 00 “Ogden City Feb 27 ’70 For sale by all respectable newsdealers Co In sending your subscription money the safest plan will be to bring it your- Ed Keepapitciiinin: everywhere Dear Sir — I have often wondered how This selves and place it in our hands All communication on business it is that you have been able to exercise in course be will we responbeing adopted order to receive attention must be so potent an influence and acquire such a to our world-widsed— Uno Hoo & Co Box D Salt sible for its safe transmission e popular ity Why is it? Lake Citv A Disappointed Editor” pocket If we have hem asked this question EDITORIAL WHAT OUR PAPER HAS AL- once we have been asked it a thousand READY DONE FOR THE SUFFER- times We say once for all (and we sinGentle Reader: cerely hope we shall not have to repeat ING We are not in the habit of making apolthat it is entirely attributable to our When the great public became aware it) conscientious integrity moral rectitude ogies neither do we intend to acquire field of the of our intention to such a habit however if the public benevolence and an early determination literature important changes at once took choose to receive the following as an exon our part to allow nothing of a trifl ng place — we may say that the literary world or frivolous character to at planation of our course they are atliberty any time enOne cotemporwas shaken to its center We trust that this exto do so our columns ter sold out to his inexperiwill be satisfactory and that we The first number of this paper which ary immediately — who soon discovered the planation enced partner will not again have to recur to this subcaused such a revolution in the newspaof running in opposition Since impracticability as we are naturally very sensitive per world was issued in 1867 Another prominent editor imme- ject to us and reticent when it comes to parading then it has been issued regularly to the Owing to the ab- our diately went south minute according to the prospectus attributes before a discriminating manifested on all sides in interest sorbing We would say to “a disappointThere may be isolated individuals among public at our undertaking it became necessary ed editor” be virtuous and you shall be our subscribers who have failed to receive once to close all places of public amuseThis we attribute to all their numbers happy f ment — including the theater The menathe irregularities of the males resulting the in taken the interest to gerie owing from the limited nature of the transporta“Muskrat Feb 26 70 of that wolverine is we believe We hope in future to have no dif- recapture tion Ed Keepapitchinin: still running ficulty on this point as in view of this Dear Sir — Why is it that the people When we started our paper there was want two new locomotives have been no of Ogden City always walk as if they were no Pacific R R no recently placed on the line of the Utah Utah Central no Iron Horse annihilating pulling their feet out of the mud Very old Subscriber” Central thereby enabling us to forward a distance and making night hideous in our is one of those abstruse above The subfew car loads of our paper to our peaceful vales These events as our friend questions which arise perhaps once in a scribers at short notice When we first CoMfacts would say are simply occasioned century and whose nature mud is such issued our paper we were met by much bywater that it would require a great deal of time bitterness and jealousy on the part of our We knew what would be the resu’t and research to fathom it Our duty as a cotemporaries this we were prepared for of our efforts but we did not anticipublic journalist will not permit us on the but we were not prepared for the remonin the so sudden a revolution pate present occasion to enter into it at full strance of Wells Fargo & Co on account In regard to the editor and public mind ltngth of the limited means of transportation at party who have gone south we would saj their command Happily through the to the Southern bishops treat them kindcompletion of the U C II R this diffi-- - ly They mean well and we harbor no “Messrs Uno Hoo & Co Eds Keepapitciiinin: culty is overcome malice Gentlemen— Please send me 10000 Since we commenced the publication of more copies of your valuable paper I this paper several papers have struggled must have them as they are required by EXPLANATORY into existence and struggled out again the Sunday Schools James Dwyer” (we do not refer to the Telegraph or the Tiie rfcason this number of our paper Br Dwyer keep cool our workmen ai e Peep o' Day) while we have maintained is a day behind time is because our the even tenor of our way and our paper sanctum has been so thronged from morn utterly exhausted as soon as they become is larger richer and more popuing till night with distingu’shed visitors sufficiently recuperated your order can be Our exertions are untiring to meet lar than ever This is one of the March If we have been asked to drink once filled ' numbers the intelligent reader will readi- - we have been asked a thousand times the wants of the community It is said SEJII MONTHLY-l’Al'K- Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and Nonsense ad-dr- e y 'S |