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Show JUAB COUNTY TIMES. NEPHI, UTAH TUMMY HAVE YOU NO TEMPTATION. IN 'I give up!" exclaimed Mr. .Doris- worth. "There's no use trying to pleaae a woman." . 'Confide In me." urged Mr. Twob-ble, sympathetically. 'My wife went away for two weeks and loft me at home to keep house." Well?" 'I neglected my- business to wash dishes and clean up, so everything would be In apple-ptorder when she returned." "And wasn't she pleased?" She looked around the 'Umphl t rooms it I do say It, they were as neat as a pin and then eyeing me suspiciously, she asked, 'Henry, where did you stay while I was gone? 'I took your Oui and have a fine, Mrs. strong baby. " I John Mitchell. Mu- lsena, n. X. I Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound is a wonderful medicine for expectant mothers." Mrs. A. M. Myers, Gor- ! pound I taJbfyfttrMI hL - e doDville, Mo. I highly recommend well-kep- Lydia E. Pinkbam'a Veg etable Compound Be 1:1 it has done o much for me." Mra. E. M. Doerr, R. R. 1, Child-birt- h, Fa, Hrit.DOffT A 5, HnHW,lti I took Lydia R Pink, ham's Vegetable Compound to build up my system and have the dearest baby girl in the world." Mra. Moss Blaxeley, Coalport, Pa. praise the Compound whenever I have a chance. It did ao much VI for mo before my little Mra, girl waa born." E. W. SaKders, Row lea-bur- g, W. Va. "I took yoor before Com- pound baby waa born and feel I owe my Ufa to Mra. Wowih TiLLia, Winter Haven, Florida. it " aHVilwii Not a Booklover. After spending the Bummer in a mountain hamlet in Tennessee, the visitor hired a native to help pack up. A they were engaged in boxing a helf of books the mountaineer re' marked: "Somehow, ah nevah keered much for books; but," be resumed after a thoughtful pause, "ah can't read, an' mebbe that had sumpln' to do wit' it," Exchange. CLEAN SWEET SCALP DESPAIR. eojr-on- Limited Experience. Mistress (to new girl) Wa enter "Algernon called on ma yesterday tain a good deal. Have you had much afternoon." "Tea; he told me he bud soma time experience at parties? Girl Only as a guest, mum. to kllL" KariM City Journal. Mean Catl Vt PUrrVe PriMe are fne lirer, bowrla and eiomarli. Onr little lVll-- t for a lasatie thr for a cathartic Adv. The woman who neglects ber husband' a shirt front ia scarcely the wife of bis bosom. Write iHarlae Fye Rrmoly Ca., (Vivace tat UluatrmU! huuk of the iff Frae. COULDN'T HELP IT. Tr .Jit W. N. U n Cm TaAe aw cAevecwa . w BtTaa.i.Y Salt Lsks Crty, N. S. He Pleased the Baby. Restsursnt Patron (caustically) T am glad to see your baby has shut up, madam. Mother Yes. sir. You sre the only thing that's pleased him since be saw the animals at the zoo. Puck. Not Cray Liberality consists less in than in giving wisely. ct native dancing : Morla always Don't tell your age. The Human Masquerade. Mn mTT along a In a dream. With uniform and paint, 'trmt everybody tr1a to aeem Somebody that he ain't. af Habit. Just So. Sir. Staylate-often tblnk. Miss "How Is the fair set using to the ankle watch T" Susie, bow t will come to die. I wouldn't Ilk Bored Hosts to "Oh, as might be expected." "Hows thatr frighten you, Mr. Staylate, but I'm "Those who bava trim anklet ara ire It will be of aomethlng linger for It, those who haven't ar not." ing. Pore 1 Dr. PirrcVi I' lraar.pt Pellets ar little livrr pilla put up 40 year ago. Thry regulate liver and bowcla. Adv. Experience may bo a great teacher, but a man's experience with a womani seldom teaches him good sense. The man who goes through life on I bluff eventually walks. LD ifTkTf AT" Ok TVO of faitmm lack" awary "good At mO Cracara. giving free by saving -- KC tuvte. CV- -v tbc SILVERWARE signature from Skinner packages. ot Mivcrware quality, ijiiarantccd ten years. licauti-fi- il Bridal Wreath pattern. trade-mar- k Skinner's products arc made from the finest durum wheat, in the largest, r,Teanest and most sanitary macaroni factory in America. There are nine kinds of Skinner Products Macaroni, Spachetti, Ege Noodles, Cut Macaroni, Cut Spaghetti, Elbows, Soup Rins, Ali'babcto, different ways. vermicelli. These can be cooked Combine wtth cheap nils of meat into a delightful dish. fifty-eig- ht or with cheese, tomatoes, fish, mushrooms, oysters, etc. KVinnet'S Products Cot down wonderfully on mat bills. More nutritious and better for your health t"o. We will seod you a fine recipe bonk telling how to make roacy delicious dishes II you will ask lor it. Save (he Trade-Mar- Signatures k from all Skinner packages und send the coupon today for full lolrrrnati.,n how to art a complete set of Oneida Com riate filerware munity Skinner's Macaroni f'roducts, rr All good grocers sell Skinner's wrrt ca. Products ; w Bey It by the case 24 packages SKINNFR MFG. CO. Retort Ceurteeua. Patriot' Industry. "So they are finding out bow to over ma In a swimming match. Ha manufacture color for o.ir own ran t go down, for he's got a cork trade." "Ye: the manufacturer have bMO leg." "Yes, but It won't float any better spurred on by a deslr to dy for their country. than your baad." , jee ONEIDA COMMUNITY PAR PLATE m Retort Courteou. She t never helped you to make a fool of yourself. He You didn't? Didn't you marry me? Murine four Send the connon below and learn how you can get a complete set of one-step.- Chsnce for Inventor. Ma leg' most broke. I've bard th' Amryklns was a nation av Inventors, but, bed ad. It doesn't look lolke It. Friend Phwy not?" New Arrival 8ure, phwy bovn't they Inventid a coal hole that will life sbtay shut phwln it s open?" Tired, Eye It Is all right to talk of modes worth, but the trombone player Invariably attracta more attention than the violet. mm those wonderful "Ktwj thr-j-r wouldn't danca " They are all crazy over the II aire bat make us look older than wa are. Keep your Eyee youog and you will look young. A flat-th- e much Still Extant. "Uncle Jim, have dragons gone out of existence?" "Oh, no. my lad. You can see 'one almost any day chaperoning a pretty I girL" Judge. native dancea?" si SO Bi nil "Was It a success, suh!" ha exclaimed delightedly. "Well, suh. It's sho' wuzl Dey wua 16 Invited, and 20) dut come!" rW best board of involved Advlc. "I have deatlned my eon eventual ly for the bench." "Then If he I to alt on the bench. 1 think you had twtter caution him about (landing ao much at tha bar." Spreading Everywhere. "I lova you more than life" "But just stop and think what you lead, and It's no wonder." fwVr-MllW- And when th deed was done. Tha Oood Hook' teaching ah obeyed And turned tha other one. . CofTea. New Arrival DOAN'SW Store height The When all other fall to pleas health. Lev Ha klaaed the maid upon the cheek. Knew Her "Yea, I saw plenty girls In India.' "And did you sea RestThose Worn Nerves achea, ejoee pains and rrree?ilar action of the kiJnr and Wadset anay irrratiry yoea, retnetnbef tKet awek tremble oftm come from weak kidneys and H may be that yoti only fwd Owi'l Kidney Pill bee) tbe kidney to make yam W1L ere weak tWe's danger o d ropey, (Travel and frigr.t' dieeeee. Doa'l de. lay. Start aetng Oan't tttrw. to-th- e of materials and make k wul have a ladure Power behind the Dough" is not the right one to leaven k properly and make k Eght. digotiile, wholeacoe. Good baling without good baking powder is out of the oueatiao. Ku woaafci Uaanf po-- m. aed the doable acsoa K C ttdfrur at tk bowl and ia tte orea wtmka good samba doaUy cam other woman. A r You may use aa oU favorite recipe and the beat carefully, the oven may be ju4 right, yet you It is seldom that the husband and wife both entertain affection for an- Try Denlaon'a light diet Is th " Mr. Brown's the dough The beauty of reading a tiresome took ts that you can skip s few pages without realizing the difference. "How do you Ilk my bang? They'r all the style this season." "It's much more decorative than tha bang I aaw over Mra. Jones' eye this morning." ' 8ocially Successful. colored valet desired; to entertain some of his friends, and his master contributed generously cause. The next morning Mr. Drown aBked Moso if his party had been a success. Mose drew himself up a couple of inches above his usual . beHind Its Class. "Forestry is a scienee." "No, it's sn art Isn't It where all the. wood cuta come from?' . Took Umbrage, "What was the trouble between yo and that harbor?" "I almply asked him what was the damage. I meant the amount due aim, but be took It aa a reflection on bis ability," LPT Men who trite advtca always save the bat tli"y bava for thprniMle. ikm't gfve op. U1ea yon feel aD amerranc; wken family eerre eeem too herd to bear, and backache, duary bead, u cross-examinin- g daughter 1 to-tak- CytT 1 rsX They had lout by death a pet parrot. Of course when their first grief had subsided they turned the sad occasion to good account, as Is the way with children, and had a grand funeral. Tha boy. Tommy, was grave digger, and the girl, Annie, wrapped tlio poor brilliant corpse in a silk scarf ready for interment. And It was a mournful occaniou. When the grave had been duly pat ted down with a small spade, the little girl said: "I a'pose Polly's 'n he'v'n now." "I a'pose so," said Tommy, "but I don't know.'' 'He's got wings," said Annie, "b. Watched Her Step. he wouldn't be an angel, would he'. " m was The lawyer is said folks Tommy. 'Only angels," witness. Is asked what he?'' the 'Well, thon, "Do you happen to know," he asked, little girl. 'I s'poBe,'' said Tommy, "he's a bird "what time It was when the wife of tha defendant stepped into the taxi cab of paradise now." lu front of the National bank?" "Yea," replied the witness. "It was Puzzled. seventeen minutes past one." A little girl in Newcastle, Ind., has "Ah, it was seventeen minutes past a new baby sister and she has been somewhat puzzled as to the exact one, eh? Now will you please tell the status of the new arrival In the fam- Jury how you hippen to be so positive was precisely seveuteen minily, saya the Indianapolis News. She that it had willingly given up her bed, but utes past one?' "Certainly," said the witness. "The something still seemed to trouble her was wearing an ankle watch." lady greatly. One day she was found surveying Her Complaint. the dining room'-- Just at mealtime. 'I hear your wife Is ill." She looked at her own high chair, last "Yes, we called the doc-to-r then Inquired suspiciously of her faand he spent an hour going night, , . ther: the history of ber case. He even . "Where Is she going to eat, daddle?" over asked her about her shopping trips and made her tell him about the new Important to Mother) Examine carefully every bottle of evening gowns, her new street gowns, CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for her new hats, new shoos and new Infants and children, and se that It finery of every description." "That's odd. What d.C he figure was the matter with her?" Signature of "He diagnosed her ailment as a In Use For Over SO Years. very severe case of newrltls." . eaten, and even from some vegetable!. The poor kidneys get tired and backe ache begins. This Is a good time "Anurlc," the new discovery of Dr. Pierce tor Kidney trouble and Backache. Neglected kidney trouble irresponsible for many deaths, and Insurance Company examining doctors, always test the water of an applicant before a policy will be Issued. Have-yover set aside a bottle of water tor twenty-fou- r hours? A heavy sediment or settling sometimes Indicate kidney trouble. If you wish to know your condition send a sample of your water to Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel.. Duffalo, N. Y., and describe symptoms. It will be examined without any expense to you, and Dr. Pierce or hls chemlBt will Inform you truthfully. Anuria Is now for sale by dealers ln 60c pck'gs. . "Well, you are entitled to another hearing," answered fair daughter No, Z, as she held up a graceful hand on which a solitaire sparkled. "You aee To hare good balr clear the acalp for yourself that I am still in the of dandruff and Itching with shampoos ring." of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cutl-cur- a Ointment to dandruff spots and Very Much 80. Itching. Nothing better than these "There is an extremely paradox! emoleal way of freezing out a man In para, fragrant, suparcreatny " lient for skin and scalp troubles. business." -How's thatr Sample each free by man with Skin : Book. Address Cuticura, Dept. XT, "By hot competition." Adv. Boston.- - Sold everywhere). Surmlaaa. Honeymoon rs. wonder what aort of life the peo Just got back from a trip to Ber- ple lead who live on Mara." muda. Thera want a single "Do yon suppoae that for peta they on the boat besides myself." have moon dogs?" "That's strange." "Not at all. They were all Night Views Only. City Resident That's a very pretty suburban town you live In. Jones. Distant Suburbanite Tea, I hope to An Improved Quinine, Does not Cause Nervousness nor Ringing in Head aee 4t by daylight myself some time. The happy oomMaeilna of laxatives In I. A Personal Tragedy. Ihe Quinine "The atranger you aaw took me In this form here a far better effort lata Ue e ordinary Quinine, a ad It eaa be Ukea by apart to tell me a startling story." wIlLovt afTfUcf Ibe hoed. Hxcnvmber to "What happened then?" eejl for U fall Dame. LaiettT BromoQiilnlae "1 could not pull myself together." Look for of K. W. Orore. 100. Pict.n Kidney, Bladder and Urlo Acid troubles bring dilsery to many. When the kidneys are weak or diseased, these 'natural Altera do not cleanse the blO'rl sufficiently, and the poisons are carried to all parts of the body. There follow depression, aches and pains, heaviness, drowsiness, irritability, headachea, chilliness and rheumatism. In some people there sre sharp pains in the back and loins, distressing bladd' disorders and sometimes obstinate dropsy. Th urlo acid sometimes forms into gravel or kidney stonea. When the urio acid affects tuemuscles and Joints it causes lumbago, rheumatism, gout or sciatica. This Is the time to send Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, Huffalo, N Y., 10c" for large trial package of "Anuric." During digestion urio acid is absorbed Into the system from meat His Plea. Get up, daughter. "Well, Cuddyhump," said Squire d that gets Pesvy, addressing a colored citizen Remember, It's the eariy-birthe worm. who was suspected of having wan Daughter Let him have 'em. I dered from the straight and narrow think worms are horrid, anyway. path, "what have you to say for yourself?" The Uaual Result. "Des dls, yo' bonah dla yuh am When modern Action writers try muh prevarication," was .the reply. Their thoughia to aerv up hot. 'Nemmlne . wadder I's guilty or not. We got erode novele-wi- th but dess tempt mercy wld lestice and The accent on the "rot" tuhn me loose. Tuhn me loose, sab, Grim Humor. and sho's yo' bawn I'll do as much for "Seems like you've bad an accident yo some time!" here," aald the farmer, as he brought bis team of fat mules to a bait, Hsd Many Accomplices. "No." replied the motorist, who was Did you commit the burglary Judge his crawling painfully from under alone or with the help of others? wrecked car. "I've just played a pracPrisoner With the help of about tical Joke on my wife." 6,000 others. "How's thatr Judge What? Explain yourself. "She thinks she's going to a matiPrisoner Well, you see. Judge, the nee this afternoon in thia car." parade called everybody In the bouse to the front windows, so I had a clear FUsentad. chance to do me work in the back. Children Cry for Fletcher! Cutoria "What I want to see," said Diogenes. Boston Transcript. Its Species. "Is an honest man." Speedy. "Did that genealogist find you a "And when you see him, what will "I understand young Jiggers has BLACK AND BLUE. good family tree?" you do?" taken up the pursuit of literature." "A good one? It's a peach!" "Ill simply go my way. A thorhe hasn't caught it yet. but "Yes, oughly honest man generally has posiis pretty swift nowadays, Literature Many a spinster is sorry she learned tive opinions of bis own, and, thereyou know." to say "no." fore, is liable not to be very good company." Superlatively Inconspicuous. Men laugh at feminine folly, but it Knlcker Does Jones amount to fools them A Straight Tip. just the same. much? "I hear your engagement with young Docker No more than a horse at Cashlelgh Is offT" said the first fair a horse show. of Eva. Mra. Earlydawn May Be Kept So by Cut leu ra Soap and Ointment Trial Free. Ir. THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR BACKACIIlvRHEUMATISM AND DROPSY an Two children, a little boy and girl. brother and stater, had been bereaved. Man? women kmc for children, but beratiea ot oina curble physical derangement are deprived el this ureaUMt oi ll happmeae. The women whoa name follow wrre mrored to normal health by Lydia E. Hnkham's Veeele-fcl- e Compound, write and aak them about K. "1 IDEAl Parrot, of Course, Could Not B Angel, but It Wa to-- Be Promoted. CHILD? A HIS. OWN HAD "That man baa an unfair advantage ! tvata eaite VsTH Htk. fc V-- V v-r-i 1 .VyljaW 2raJV S a'aaVaai wmff tmr P. ............ I I E |