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Show JUAB COUNTY TIMES, NEPHI, UTAH We made six thousand school pins last year We ace equipped to mite double that many. Send youc orderc for manufacturing jewelry lo ua. Out factory it on the premises. Wo ue Utah gold and silver and you money atayt out weit. Shag it will be Satisfactory. If Made is Park's BOYD. PARK MAKERS from Salt Lake City Proportionately low rates from all Utah and Idaho points. Only a few weeks until the Exposition close. Tickets on sale daily until November 30. Limit Decrrtber 3 . 1 For infurmxioa ak any A (yen m wrile J. II. Manderfield, A. G. P. A. Salt Lake City H THE WAITER GUESSING Had Never Before Received Just Such an Order. Once a short little woman and her tall husband went to a cafe of tbe cheaper aort for dinner. "Will you have oysters?" asked the husband, glancing over the Mil of fare. "Yes." said the lUtle woman, as she tried in vain to touch her feet to the floor, "and. Henry, I want a hassock." Henry nodded, and as be handed tils order to the waller, said: "Yes, and tiring the lady a hassock." "One hassock?" asked the waiter, with what Henry thought more than ordinary Interest, as he nodded In the affirmative. Still the waiter did not Ko but brushed the tablecloth with a towel and rearranged the article on It several times, mhllo his face got red. Then be came around to the. husband's side, and, speaking In a whisker, said: "Say. minter. I haven't been here long, and I'm not on to a'l these things. Will the lady have the hassock broiled or fried?" He Wouldn't Stay. Two workmen met In the street and luMed to chat alut their friends. mi to tie doing well "Casey win re be Is. remarks one prenenily. Hell not stop long at that Job," replied the other, with a gloomy siidke of the head. "Why not? lln seems to be quite comfoitaiily placed." "Hut he'll not stay there a month. I say it, and I've laid It ever since be that job eighteen months ago." Chicago Ness. t Repartee. "Ah, would t were a glove upon that band." quoted the ardent swell "Quit your kidding," retorted bl lady love. Had Misted Somctning. a a dinner guest one evening where a noted explorer was the attractlrn. Heing of a somewhat languid turn of mind, ahe paid more attention to ber dinner than to After dinner wss the conversation. over, she turned to one of the guests and asked: 'What was that tiresome old explorer talking eoul?" "Progressive Patagonia." was the reMrs. MKJreevy ply. esVed with sudden InltTfBt. ou play It?" "Really?" Mr. MrOreevy "And bow do Wanted the Medal. The rr.sn Iemme go! I'm all rijrM; t an swim. Tbe girl I don't care, I'm going to sve you. t wt,t a medal. 'hl- i'go CP Hera'd. Woman's Curiosity. Gladys Why did you refuse him If you loved him? (;" We'l, you see, be said he coui jii t live without me, and it arouaxj ir.y curosity. Sydney Puiletin. Once Was Enough. Precoricus Offspring. Pa, may I ask Just one more question? Patient Paler. Yes, my eon. Just trte more. f fy Sk CAVELL DEATH TO P"""''''' nMIMIIHIIIIH Recommend Peruna To All Sufferers I Do CatarrhOf Not .. have taken four bottle of Peruna, and I can aay that It ha done ma a great deal of good for catarrh of the head and throat. I recommend Peruna to ail sufferer with catarrh. I do not think I ever felt much bet- ter. I am really surprised at the work I can do. I do not think too much - - VI praise ean be said foe Peruna." Our booklet, telling you bow to keep well, free to all. Those who object to liquid medU Mra. William H. Hlnchllffe. No. to clnes can now proour Peruna Tab Myrtle BL, Beverly, Maaa, wrltea: "I lets. Salmon Thrive in Maine. HIS SILENCE A COMPLIMENT Success has been wet by the bureau of fisheries in establishing humpback salmon on tbe Maine coast, ac- Too Many Men AreI Apt to Make tha Mistake That Recorded of cording to reports from that terriThis Husband. fish In The were Febru tory. planted ary, 19H. Many fish weighing tlvo The coffeo was weak, the bread unto seven and a half pounds have been taken or seen In Penobscot river, Me., derdone, aud tbe fowl tough, or at and twenty were captured alive by least be said so. Ui wife' long patience gave way. agents of the bureau near Bangor and "John Henry," said she, "I've tried held in an effort to obtain ripe eggs. From two of these fish 3,000 eggs were faithfully to cook to suit you for long years. No one In the town taken September 6, and, after fertili- twelvebetter-cookefood, yet you are sation, sent to the Craig Brook hatch- baa finding fault. Why can't you ery for incubation. Local fishermen alway me once in a while, I'd like to caught and ate large numbers, and an praise employee of the Green Lake hatchery know?" lie looked up In astonishment. took fifteen fish last week. These had "Well, If you ain't the most unrea passed through the flthway In dams tn Denny river and were dropping sonable woman I ever saw, "be ejacudown stream In a spent condition; at lated. "Why, many aud many I the the same time both live and dead fish time I've sat down to a meal and never said a word about It. Anybody were observed below tbe dams. would know there wasn't any fault to be found, or I'd 'a' found It, and Umbrella Thought Unmilltary. Umbrellas and khaki seem a most yet you want better compliment than woman they unlikely combination; yet one In- that! That' Just like a stance Is recorded of British soldiers can't tell a compliment when they get taking their umbrella Into action, ac- one!" cording to the London Chronicle. On December 10. 1813, during the battle of the NIve. tbe Grenadier guards captured a redoubt outside. Bayonne. Women as well aa men are made miser While they were In possession of this able by hl.lnoy and bladder trouble. Dr. Bwamp-Koo- t, the great kidney Wellington passed by and noticed that Kllmer'a remedy, la highly recommended by thouthe officers bad umbrella up to pro- sands. Hwamp-Roo- t stands the hlgheet for tha tect themselves from the heavy rain. reaaon that so many people aay It ha He sent back bis pruvrd to be Juet the remedy needed la thuuaitnds of even tha moal distressing; Lord Arthur Hill, to tell them that caea. "the duke doe not approve of the use At druggists In COe. and II 00 sites. Tow a sample size bottle of of umbrellas in action. The guards' may elwamp-Koo- t by i'areel Poet, alao a officers may, If they please, carry um- pamphlet telling-- you about It. Addreaa Dr. Kilmer A Co.. Blnghamton. N. T., brella even in uniform when on duty and aura nioplloa tht at St. James; but in the field It Is not paper.enclose tea cenla, only ridiculous, but unmilltary." She Knew. Olive, aged four year, went for a Not Guilty. There bad been a railway collision walk with her father one June mornnear a country town In Virginia, and ing. Hearing a bird singing by tbe a shrewd lawyer had hurried from roadside, she stopped to admire ble coat. Richmond to tbe cene of tbe disaster. beautiful "Oh, papa!" she exclaimed, "see tbla He noticed an old colored man with a badly Injured bead, and hurried up to bobolink!" "How do you know It' a bobolink?" him where be lay moaning on the asked ber father. ground. "'Cause I stlnrtly beard it bob"How about damages?" began the was tbe reply. ble," lawyer. But tbe aufferer waved blm off. "G'way, boss, g'way." be said. "I Handy. ' I've started a t never hit de train. I never done alch box for a thing in all mah life, ao help me Chrlstmss, dear?" said tbe belter half. Gawd! Yo can't git no damage outen "You won't forget It, will you?-- ' me." "Me forget R!" replied the otharr fraction. "Why. bow can you say aura Corroborated. a thing? Of course I won't forget Tell me noo. Jamie, what was the it." most wonderful thing you saw at And the didn't. The very next day ear he shook four dime out of the bos to al"I think the strangest thing I ever meet a deficiency In bl aw was the flying fish." lowance. "Noo, laddie, dlnna mak' a fule o' yer mither. Wha ever heard o' a fifih On Year Mora. fieeln'r "My but Perry has grown to be "Another strange thing I saw when big boy. How tall are you. Percy T' crossing the Red sea. We dropped an"Just an Inch short of being able to chor, and when we raised It again wear father's tennis trousers, but wa one of the wheels of Phathere they'll be ail right next summer." raoh's chariot entangled on it." New York World. "Aye, laddie, 1 believe that We've London for Til that." Bit. scripture An Estremist. "I see that a man aged one hun." dred and two bas just died In the Bug. "Isn't thl awful!" exclaimed Mr. Ontib a ahe looked up from her news"He lived long and died short, eh?" paper. "Isn't what vrtul?" demanded Mr. Wis Beyond Hi Vesra.' Gabh. Teacher tof geography class) "Why, here' a woman who com- Johnnie, bow I tbe earth divided? plain that the Insane asylum is fllb-- d Johnnie Nobody will know until with bugs," replied Mrs. Gsbb. the European war I over. "Well." growled Mr. Gsbb. "what lb blame place for. anyway?" Another Slap. Sarraatlcu (to friend who Is efr Evasion, hibltlng his new 4d car) Cute tittla "Pa. what's an eye opener?" thing! I suppose you wash it In the "Why er an alarm clock, my son." sink. Boston Evening Transcript. A man must make bl way In tbe Their Advantage. world, wbile a woman merely ha ber "How I it that mermaids alway way. have such curly hair?" "1 guess the marcel waves do It." The amateur actor always believe, that the world U fall of possibilities. To a man. marriage finally resolve Itself Into a struggle to stretch one When all otfcer fail to please overcoat over five winter. Try Denieon's Coffee. Think I OCCUPATION OF NISH OPENS ROUTE FOR CENTRAL POWERS TO SOFIA AND TURKEY. London. The Hulgariuns have occupied Nlsh, the Serbian war capital, which gives them complete control of the railway from I'rahovo, on the Danube, and thus opens a through route for the central powers to Soiia and Conxtantlnoiile. In addition, tun liulgurlan und German main armies have effected a Juncture at Krlvlvlr, so that tho campaign, which has been s'ltnewhit slower than expucled, probably will hove at a faster pace. In fact, except for the souiiiuru part of Serbia, the Invutilon Is already gathering more headway, aud despite Serbian rcHlMtauce, the Invading armies have all made considerable progress. More than ha'.f of Serbia is now lu possession of the Invaders, and It la said tn JJerlln that the Serbians have an open line of less than seventy miles for retreat Into Montenegro. Should they seek refuge In that country they would bo menaced by Austrian forces, which already have begun an attack along the northern and western Montenegrin frontiers. In the south, however, the allied forces appear to be too strong for the Bulgarians, who admit that tay are faced by superior numbers. More allied troops are 'being sent from Salonlkl to the scene of the fighting In the hope that they will be ablo by the capture of Veles to compel the Ilulgariana. who advanced west of Uskup. to retire and clear tbe SalonlkliMltrovlt&a railway, ao that assistance can bo sent to the Serbian northern army. There Is also lack of news concerning the Russian expedition, which was reported early In the week on the Roumanian frontier, while Rournanla, like Greece, la maintaining her neutrality In the face ut agitations In the country for Intervention. Ever Felt Much Better K V , i i Minn, nl j d oJ : . irrX .. j liuneral von Bisslna-- . (inrmini'i mllllarv vnwomnr a l)al.ii.m k.. ordered tbe execution of Mine Edith fa veil thn Rnviiah nir.A riii.rinr according to report, that hla "matare" Judgment found ber sentence to be Just. Hen and Women SCO E MEET DEATH FACTORY FIRE AMERICANS UPHOLD RIGHT TO THE SEAS aide-de-cam- GIRLS CAUGHT IN FIRE TRAP AND CANNOT SUFFER FURTHER SUB. BURN TO DEATH IN SIGHT ORDINATION OF ITS RIGHTS OF SPECTATORS. AND INTERESTS AS NEUTRAL. m-iv- e Flame Spread So Swiftly In Old Great Britain Advised That the UnitWooden Building In Brooklyn That ed State Unhesitatingly Assumes KITCHENER GOES TO THE FRONT Task of Championing Right Escape by Stair and Elevator Was Cut Off. of Neutral. Will Visit Theatre of War at Request of Colleagues. New York. Twenty-fivWashington. The United States In persons, London. "Lord Kitchener, at the most of them lost their lives in Its latest note to Great Hrttain, made girls, of his has left Eng- a fire that destroyed an old four request colleagues, story public here Sunday, covering exhausland for a short visit to the eastern brick and British interference wi wooden factory building in tively Ui eat re of war." the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn, American trade since the beginning This announcement, made Saturday on Saturday. Thirteen bodies have of tbe European war, declares that evening after a cabinet council an been recovered. A search of the ruins the blockade Instituted by unusual meeting for Saturday and a is to recover the bodies of the allies against enemy countries on expected " long audience which Iremler Asquilh twelve other victims, eight of them March 11 I Ineffective, illegal and Inhad with the kin, set at rest rumors defensible." Notice Is erved that tbe who were reported as missing. girl, current as to the war aecretary'a presOf the forty Injured in hospitals American government "cannot submit ent intentions. many were expected to die and a score to the curtailment of It neutral more were less seriously burned anl righta," and It cannot "with complac Threatens to Shoot Inspectors. ence suffer further subordination of bruised. Chicago. Mrs. Scott Durand, wealThe building was occupied by a its rights and interests," thy owner of a prize dairy herd, has candy manufacturing Ambassador Page, to whom the concern and threatened to shoot any state officials three firms was sent by special messenger note manufacturing clothing, who came to her farm to barm any whose ofemployees normally totaled 300. lor delivery to the Ixindon foreignLanof her catC.e. Se recently saved the Instructed by Secretary but more than a third had been dis- fice, cattle from slaughter when suspected missed before the fire to "Impress most earnestly" started, for a sing of foot and mouth disease by an In upon the British government that the half holiday. Saturday junction. The flames were discovered shortly t'nlted States "muel Insist that the re2 o'clo k by a girl employee lation between It and his malesty'a before Fell Fiftejn Hundred Feet. be governed not by a pol-iti.e candy factory, which orcup;el government feet to of Eureka, t'tah. Palling y c.f expediency, but by those es.ab-lihethe floor and and basement, ground the bottom of the shaft of the agl rules of International conduct & Ulue iJell mine Jerry Murphy, who were soon roaring up the elevator to which Great Britain In tbe past baa around which wound shaft, the princi- bld the United State for many years was employed as a to account shift boss by the Hlngbam Mines com- pal stairway. when the latter nation was a belligerThere was one other stairway In the ent pany, met Instant death here Satur rear engaged in a struggle for national of some the and of the building existence." day afternoon. entrapped persons escaped by that, but Declaring tbe United States "unhesbefore the firemen arrived men and Bounty Fraud In Wisconsin. assumes" the task of chamitatingly women winwere dropping from the VhoVale frauds Eatj C'alre, Wis the pioning IntrgTlty of neutral rights, dows. The flames hat swiftly mushare estimated to have cost the state the note proclaims that the American few years. In con roomed from the elevator shaft Into government will devote Its energies to $',00,000 In the nection with bounties on wolves. the fourth floor and scarcely had the the task, exercising always an Imparwhich were never killed, are alleged flrst streams of water entered the tial attitude. Warden building when the roof collapsed. The by Deputy Conservation other floors soon after fell one by one. Henry lee. SIR EDWARD CARSON After a preliminary Investigation by the authorities, Mrs. Kdwsrd L. Dia SAMUEL V. STEWART oijnd. owner of the building, and ber husband, were arrested on a charge of criminal negligence and remanded to Jail without bail. Mr. Diamond said he was In the building at the time of the fire, but claimed ignorance as to the cause. e black-and-whit- e d ten-cen- tn car-far- s I,0 sasBBM PREVENT IRISH FROM SAILING. Briton Resent Leaving Country to Escape Military Service. Liverpool. Nine hundred Irishmen wl-.Intended to sail for New York on Saturday on the Cunard line steam ship Saxonta, were prevented by the tesmhip company from taking passage. The company dec lined to permit ttiem to sail after there had been several stormy encounters with street crowds, which look tins' vtew that ablchodied men should not be permit ted to evade liability to military serv Ice in this msnner. The arrival of the Irishmen In Llv Sir Edward Carson, attorney general drew a crowd outside th" of Great Britain and leader erpool Samuel V. Stewart I governor of steamship offices. Two Irishmen were Ireland, who resigned from the coaliMontana. knocked down by women tion cabinet German Submarine Interned. Eight Are Missing. Destroy Poisonous Ga Factory. correLondon. The Amsterdam Marshfield. Ohio. Pour passengers Geneva The poisonous gas factory spondent of the Exchange Telegraph and four members of the crew of the at Iornach. Alsace, which was atcompany says that a German subma steamer Santa Clara, which was tacked Friday by French aviators, was rine which strsnded near Terschelllsg wrecked Tuesday at tha entrance to virtually destroyed, according to re has been Interned with its crew by Cooi bay, were still unaccounted for at port which has reached her from last reports. ItnseL Former Governor Honored. Madison, Wis, Former Governor W. D. H'Uird of Port Atkinson, prominent In the fields of dairying, has been semost distinlected a. Wisconsin' guished citizen. He will be honored exposition. by the Panama-Pacifi- Fireman Perished. San Francisco. One fireman wa burned tn death and four others Injured here. In a Pre which destroyed the old Auditorium, a frame and galvanized Iron building at Fillmore and Pag slreeU. e poor-house- it Precocious OfTupring. Well, then, bow. Is it that while the eight tbe Imtch government (ails, it's the day that breaks Chile Ratifies Treaty. The Trials of Percy. Chile. The arbitration Santiago, "My, but Perry has grout to be a treaty between Chile and the t'nlted Mow are tall you. Peivy?" big bfy. providing for Investigation by "Jut n Inch short of being able States, aa international commUtlon of dif o wear father's tennis trousers, tut ferences whlfh cannot be settled they'll be ail right by next summer." through diplomacy, has been approved. pa, EDITH The Bulgarian and German Main Armiea Have Effaeted a Juncture and Campaign Probably Will Move at Faster Pace. To the Expositions HAD SERBIAN SENT OF JEWELRY rouNiHD laoa SALT LAKE CITY "raarwe HE BULGARS CAPTUR E Death I assured, otherwise men woilil not require life Insurance. A woman love. greatest need n Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse It A ; I Arw Remedy tor Kidney, Bladder and all Uric Acid Troubtej Dr. Eberle and Dr. Rralthwaite as wen as in. Mmon an distinguished Author agree that whatever may be the disease, tha urine seHnm fail In furnishing us with a clue to tbe principles) upon which It I to be treated, and accurate knowledge concerning tbe nature of disease can thus be ob talned. If harkarhe. svaldlng nrine or frequent orlnatlon bother or dlstres mi w: in ins wiihwj nM I v.... ,,i caused rheumatism, gout or sciatica or you suspect kidney or bladder trouble lust write Dr. Pierce at the Rurglrsl tnstit'tte, Puffalo, N. Y.; end a sample of urine and oescribe symptoms. You will yeHve free medical advice after Dr. Pierce' chemist ha examined the nrine thl will he carefully done wlthottt charge, and you will be under no obligation. Dr. Pierce 1 j i ' J during many year of experimentation nas mncoverecl a new remedy which is thirty-seveUrn es more powerful than III hla In removing uric; acid from the system. If roe are autTerlne from backache or tbe pain of rheumatism, go to your best druggist and ask for a 60 cent box of "Atmric" put op by Doctor Pierce, or snd lOe for a trial pek g. Dr. Pierce Favorite large Pre- acription for weak women and Dr. UoMen Medical Discovery fierce for the blood ave been favorably known for the past forty year atwl more. They are aundsrd remedies) aa wall aa Doctor Pierce Pleasant Pellet for the Tlver an4 bowels. To ran have a sample of any one of these remedle by writing Dv. Pierce, and sending for trial pat ago. to-da- y m |