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Show JUAB COUNTY TIMES. NEPHI. UTAH u orry Christmas nnd Happy New Year rHra furoiu rtutubr silr Tli leiion for ftrsetlnta mu& . If yo ha lumeOM durlmft h yvar. uow ia lb litis If Our KtoreU brimful of pretty ami durable thing! ami Juwt'iry suitable tiimiHimlA, watrtu', We have provided generousfor reinenibruiw ly for MwittluaitM, wive auU (UuKhtem and a fcHtU fur the mvn aud buy. Moderate iricea. e- -. Mr." Roaa A. Kia, SIH Clinton IMa.ee, Kanaaa -Clijr, Mo.: I had a cold In Ihe head. I uued Peruna. Wm well plrAMt-with the reaulta. I do nut need Ru; other medium." BOYD. PARK notmoiD im JAILS AND OTII VAX SUI5DS Mail Samples and Get Our Best Oilers Blackman & Griffin Co. OODKN. UTAH MEM AND WOMEN. Now la th time to learn the barber trad. Bar bera In great demand. Hpectal rate now open for Mi daye. Only abort time required. Toola furnished and oonnnl.elun paid while lean. Ids. Call or write Moler tiaher school, 13 Commercial St.. Hall Lake City, Utah. a""""" Wat It a Threat. "That Patrick Mulligan la a funny I can't quite understand fellow. . film." What's he been up to "Well, you see he and I were having & little argument at bis house the other evening, and then I offered to prove that he was. a fool In black whit" "Yes; well, what about It?" "Well, up to then we had confined ourselves to slightly raised voices, but when I said that he flared up Im- mediately. - a fool in black and white will ye? he yelled. "Well. If ye don't clear out of this house at "'Prove O'Ira once, O'ill prove in black, blue and red It's a falsehood ye're telling?'" Jutt ths Job for Him. He was the slowest boy on earth and had been sacked at three places in two weeks, so his parents had apprenticed him to a naturalist. Put even be found him slow. It took him two hours to gjve the canaries their seed, three to stick a pin through a dead butterfly and four to pick a convolvulus. The only point about hint was that he was willing. "And what," he asked, having spent a whole afternoon changing the gold Ashes' water, "shall I do now, sir?" The naturalist ran bis fingers his locks. through -Well, Robert," be replied at length, "I think you might take the tortoise out for a run." A Person of the bead, atn relieved trmtly Coughs, Colds, THAT (Copyright by Wetern Newspaper Union.) Bill, more familiarly "Old UiU" ha Extensive Reservoirs and Expensive Machinery Not Used In Certain Parts of India. of Importance. Johnny had only Just started to school, and on the third morning he was late In getting up. When he came borne at the middle of the day his mother said: "Weren't you late for achool this morning?" exclaimed no, mother!" "Oh, Johnny. "Not late? Why, you didn't leave borne till after ! What were the other children doing when you got there?" "They were Just all sitting still waiting till I got there. ex-ist- a "1 Sizing Him Up. love you," be said. "Let us be nweathearts. looks." "I think," said the girl, "that we bad better not become engaged. I fear that you could not be contented s with a library of one volume." Kan-aa- City Journal. Excused. "Hooray!" said Willie. "Its my turn to speak a piece in school next Friday afternoon." "Why, I thought yon didn't like to apeak pieces," said bis big staler. ' I don't Next Friday is the day after Thanksgiving and I'm going to be alck." - In for golf Ontbbs. Are 4 this summer? you going Stubba. No, Indeed; t have got be yond that point This summer I am making a comparative study of Roman, Greek and Egyptian profanity. Richmond Times Dispatch. Quite Correct. "James, ran you tell me what commandment Adam broke when he took the forbidden fruit?" "Please, sir, they wasn't no commandments then, sir."- Philadelphia Evening Ledger. Save This Trade-Mar- k and Get a Complete Set of Oneida Community Par Plate Silverware rree With Uiven I IV 1 OA' LA 5v -- T, Macaroni Products O END ur your name and address on cou-k- -' pon below, and we will tell you about ten years, FREE with Skinner Products. in the meantime commence saving up the trade-mar- k signatures from Skinner packages. Skinner's Macaroni Product are made from the fine at durum wheat in the laret and cleanest macaroni factory in America. Combine with cheap) cats of meat, cheese, fmh, oyster, mushroom, etc Cheaper than meat and better. Send Coupon Today We will at once return fine recipe won M bwiwiwaliu eei ml Cwiimw On", Fa, Plate Silverware f H I.E. vww'tl b prm4 of tn, wind, nH tm4 a aw, teMe AMood aeaeera eeil Saw to loa five. Sam'. 24 bp lb Ca wckae. Skinner Mfg. Co. (aVafMaf rVsfWlt 0"ssV AT fcowJSJ" llsjsW jflF, at ta Nil fjspsvet Part- fvaShab SaSWMl ft iSh M fv.fl fv(f aaakaaaaejar I ai "Any particular reason." "Yes, our team won snd there were o errors on the other side." Kan sas City Journal. mf at the ball park." I'KK f.KNT. A1XOHOI.--- AVrgctuhk- - t jj Aibwm.w4mmmmmmmmm ay",s 1 Hit SIdiiukUsaiuI lltavcls of Always Bears tho Christmas gree.lng see?" g airr Signature Promotes DiUcstioi,Uiecrfn!-m's- s ini) Kcst. Contains nrilhrr Opium, Morphine nor.Muirml. of Not NAitcoTic. KKirffLkUtesiy tumoral Am A In . .VmW period Remedy for Gnis1Tpa' tion. Sour Worms, SloiiUHrh.DiarrlbH.a rewrishiiesa aruL r ft Use For Over Thirty Years LossopSleeiv facsimile Signature of Tilt CeiHTAUH COMttMOf NEW YOHK. 1 'jH'TT'-'Tr.- " r infY(f P 111 Exact Copy of Wrapper c The Wsy He Felt. Robert, a North Hill youngster, likes apple dumplings. When mother makes the kind that he bukes In a pan with a cup of maplo sirup poured over them Robert doesn't care to notice anything else on the table, except the rich cream to pour over the top of the dumplings. After a feast of tbe delicious dumplings the other day Robert shoved back his chair with au ecstatic sigh. "Gee, mamma," he exclaimed, "you couldn't make a dent in my stomach with a hammer "Philadelphia UmI- - the aiirr.ua ,.aNMT, me Teaa air. TAKE- - Tuft's Pills The Hrat do. often aatonUh the Invalid, giving ela.tlclt t ol mind, buoyancy at body. GOOD DIGES I ION, regular bowel and olld Beak, Prlca. 2S eta. I.ITR AttKMTS Men or women, wanted ( IntruduiTe Man srad buu-hilaperlattle la fre. every home. t'aialou and p.nu-ularVieelrra Horn Huppljr C.,B.70,Kuaeae.Urw. W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. 15. Fate of Soldiers' Rum. In spite of prohibition of alcohol, French soldiers' friends sometimes inWoman's Waya. clude small flasks of brandy in their "What Is going on in the parlor?" for the men. An order has "My wife is calling her club to or parcels now been Issued that any parcels sua-pe- c der." ted of containing alcohol shall be "Does a woman's club ever come to in the presence of the men to opened order?" are addressed, and any alwhom they "Technically, yea. In a ladles' club. cohol found shall be poured out on coming to order means reducing the tbe before them. ground 40 about cent." per burring Good Selection. And to Others. "They've made that old card player "What's sll this about the allies' a war news censor." situation In the Balkan?" . "Good. Hell psss anything." "Don't ask. child. It'a all Creek to me." Good Reason. Tbe housefly not only gets down "Why didn't you reply to that earlier than the busy bee, but It works low'a chargea?" "Because It wouldn't answer." harder and stays longer. feV WHAT IS URIC ACID? THE CAUSE OF BACKACHE, RHEUMATISM, In LUMBAGO other diseases which are dependent oa an accumulation of uric acid within the body. Send to Dr. Pierce of the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, HuTalo, N. Y., for a pamphlet on "Anuric," or send 10 cents for a trial package of "Anuric" Tablets. If you feel that tired, worn-ou- t feeling, backache, neuralgia, or If your aleep la disturbed by too frequent urination, go to your best store and aak for Dr. Pierce's "Anuric." Dr. Pierce's reputation la back of this medicine and you know that bis "Heasant Pellets" for the !lver and bis "Favorite Prescription" for the ills or women have bad a splendid reputation for the past fifty years. and waa gone. "Ill strike out for Farmer Dales haymow," shivered- - Hill, after half an hour's deaultory wsnderlng. and be turned about to start, to shout out. aad then to ran. for there in the distance the fa miliar farmhouse showed ro illumlna lion with In, but beyond it a glare shot up a bavatack on fire! Illll reached the farmyard. Tl.e wind bad blown tbe flames against one gable of tbe bouse and It was burn ing. He ran to tbe stable for a pitch fork. Then began a fierce battle. Bucket after bucket of water be car ried. The last spark was dashed out and Bill sank exhausted to the ground as the farmer and his family, visaing at a neighbor's and attracted by the blaze, came rushing upon the scene. "Yes," declared Farmer Dale, two hours Ister, as be showed Bill up the stairs and Into a comfortable rham.wr, "this Is your room, and yon will sleep here, and you're a free boarder king as yo like, understand? Why, tbere'd h ao bouse to sleep la If It wasn't for bed. Like to a child be sank into par-fs- l slumber, bis softened spirit tn radiant dreams wandering throuxt room" filled with the soulf that t4 those, however bumble, wbo baa fcelpea to snake trae "Peace on eartt good will to men. "rpr , fer. d ros!" Perfect Oay, a m - Genuine Castoria Ever since the discovery of uric acid the blood by Scbeele, In 1775. and the bad effect It had upon the body, scientists and physicians have striven to rid the tissues and the blood of kind. Because of its overBill stood like one transfixed. What this poison. tender chord bad been struck that be abundance In the system It causes closed bis eyes! Ha was bsck forty backache, pains here and there, rheugout, gravel, neuralgia and years In memory, at bis mother's kneo matism, was Dr. Pierce who disHow vivid, bow appealing a picture sciatica. It covered a new agent, called "Anuric," she bad ahown him of the Christ-chilwhich will throw out and completely In a manger, of the devoted father and eradicate this uric acid from the sysa as before blrn. here proto tem. "Anuric" Is J7 times more pomother, type of that boly eve so real ao touch tent then lilhia. and consequently you ing the First Christmas! need no longer fear muscular or arA mighty thought moved blm as be ticular rheumatism or gout, or many quietly spoke: "Friend, upstairs yon will And com fort till tbe storm Is over. Call It a Old Bill was a long time getting Into Th band played 'O, Perfect Day i w i Mothers Know That -- how we are giving complete sets of Oneida Community Par Plate Silverware, guaranteed - A MEM mm well-thumbe- d volume from bis pocket. He began reading aloud. It was of "an upper room," of a master and hit beloved disciples, of a supper never to be forgotten in the memory of man lft-over- One Better. m,n For Infants and Children. ueQ - taken a ' "You admire beauty V- "Yes; my only books are woman's , ?'",-- 11 in n Forewarned. Little Harold was spending a few days at his sunt's bouse. JuH before they sat down to the dinner table be took bis aunt aside and whispered: "My mamma don't allow me to aak I for a second helping of dessert. thought I'd let yon know, so y0u wouldn't think I didn't like the kind of pie and things yon make." bad never been known to mention a his family name looked around "haven of holiday comfort," as ho termed It, with a chuckle of suprem lotlsfactlon. It's great!" he gloated, "with only one thing missing a Christmas troo " Dill waa a character. The towns people designated him a tramp. Some how, however, the appellation did not seem- to fit. He did not drink nor swear. He did not beg. His willing ways had made him popular, and when Bill waa "down on his luck" and his passed a doorway hungry-looking- , wants were generally provided for up solicited. It was the day before Christmas. Be hind the patient gleam In "Old Hill's" eyes lurked some sentiment of memory that Impelled him to celebrate. This es pecial year he had been preparing for the event with the eager ardor of a school boy. Bill had made no confi dants. Quietly and enjoyably he bad laid his plans. These were now perfected. A week In India famine has always been a serious question to cope with, and by means of canals and Irrigation works much has been done to mitigate the effects of drought. In certain dlstrlcta a primitive but effectual method of Irrigation still among the natives, who convey water to their rice and paddy fields by a simple contrivance of their own invention. It consists of the trunk of a tree dug out to form a kind of scoop or trough, which Is attached to one end of a long pole. The other end of the pole is weighted with lumps of earth and the whole is balanced at the center on an upright so as to form a lever. "gone to house The irrigator dips the trough Into keeping." He had the water, and, on releasing his bold, discovered an old the weights at the other end of the abandoned barn HANDS LIKE VELVET pole cause the water to run down the just beyond the into a well dug In the ground. town limlta. The Kept So by Daily Use of Cutlcura trough The supply Is then distributed by lower part bad Soap and Ointment. Trial Free. ost doors and windows and was bleu'. means of channels. This performance one trough and cheerless Indeed. A rickety On retiring soak hands In hot Cutl- is carried on in duplicate, In water and other the dischargstairs, bowevor, led to a room in one taking cura soapsuds, dry and rub the Ointcorner of the loft. It was cozy and ment into the bands some minutes. ing it. Popular Mechanics. warm and at one time had been a har Wear bandage or old gloves during ness room. Here Bill bad "camped." as "Drummers.' Wives Soldiers' Is treatThis a "one night night A new field of endeavor has been He had fished out an old oil stove, a ment for red, rough, chapped and opened to women by the war. The cot, a table and chair from the town sore hands." . It works wonders. comdumping heap. Sample each free by mail with 32 p. wives of aeveral hundred German A particulat housewife bad present Skin Book. Address Cutlcura, Dept mercial travelers, who are now at the ed him with a roasted chicken becausu their of work taken have the up front, Adv. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere. absent husbands. Almost all of lhese one aide was slightly charred. On the female "drmmers'' are euccessful and rude table beside It were half a dozen Up to Man Who Won. homemade dougbnuta and a real As Charlie opened his mall a bill fell will be employed after the war, if they mince pie. so desire. me he from an envelope. Turning to Bill took a last look at the goodly eald: array of comfort then went out to seek Just 80. "They have been sending me that a branch of arbor vltae which would "Some people are advancing the serve bill now for three years. It is for a as a Christmas tree. have ahould a Idea that I a to roses stenographer sent dozen girl." Ai he n eared the barn on his return 70 and 30 cent per be came to a good looks, per "Why don't you pay It?" asked Ignorspeedy bait. cent efficiency." ant I. A tight glowed over at one corner of .0 cornea with one If "And send I? ahould along "Why Wbyon't they the It proceeded from a lantern the bill to the man who married her? per cent good looks, many feel In- set place. in the feed bos of a manger. In adeas an 30 cent clined to accept He got her. I didn't." per the manger itself across the stale bay quate measure of efficiency." it contained a blanket waa spresd A Good Time. and, swathed In coverings upon this. Cause Does not An "Have a good time at the party, Improved Quinine, as revealed by the Untern rays, lsy a Willie?" little sleeping babe, Nervousness nor Ringing in Head "You bet I did. They bad three The happr combination of Uxatlte Is Near by a serious faced man was klnda of cake and I tried 'em all Itaeyuloio the anow from his shoulders shaking In tub) form bat a far belter effect (baa too Beside him. seated on an old twice." suitcase, ordinary Uulnlne. aad tt caa be take bv aav- - was a woman. comely but care-woroo without effecting lu lead. Remember to Dr. Pierce's Pellet are beat for liver, Mil fur iba full oama. Laxative rJromosjumioe. The man began to speak. Bill, agape. bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for Look for algnatur of K. W.Urova. itto. drew into the ahadow and liatened. It a laxative three for a cathartic Adv. was to bear enough to learn that bait Oc In of section the this country After a man baa worked five years luck was driving these homeless ones v Ins the pennant from their former In a newspaper office all be wants to tober nearly always of the weather league. do Is yawn. home, penniless, on foot, to the faall fall When to others please Write !Iwrl Rye Raawewr Co., Chicago ther of the wire, far Ulualrated Book c U Eye Free Try Deniaon's Coffee, ten miles further on. The storm had A man who talks to himself bears Look out for the knife grinder; he's driven them to a regular Bharper. lot of compliments. temporary ahelter. The husband and father bad Portable Julia such as are In use in the Philippine Islands are doubtless lacking in architectural beauty, but they more than make up for the deficiency in usefulness. These one-roo"ctiartels," built more for coolness than for permanency, are established at Intervals along the government high ways of Luzon, and several of the oth er Islands of the archipelago, for Uie at night of the convicts who are employed by day on the roads. These convicts are farmed out for this purpose from the great Bllabid prison at Manila. The construction of these Jails Is simple In the extreme; a floor of split bamboo, walla of two or three inch poles bound with barbed wire and a roof of grass thatch. mi f PORTABLE SIMPLE PLAN OF IRRIGATION ARE ii u ei, Bu Octavu Roberts Boe, throat1 and atoium-a-. Mark tT. ft. Talent Office) 1. Old Bill's Gift safe-keepin- g WANTFI) ' and fRegUlered Trail Structures Have Something of a Hu morous Side, But Are Useful In the Philippines. for Alfalfa "Why? now?" Are., Hpiu.n.'ld, W aa Ohio: troubled with A" Peruna The Ready - to - take MAKERS OF JEWELRY We Pay Cash uea I'urn DtMiu)-- "PE-RU-N- 44friSff!rttfe't!lf!ifff?t K. 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