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Show JUAR COUNTY PLANNING PP. FOR V TIMES. NEFIII, UTAH SUPPLY IN WINTER EGG You must write now, for fX. V FIXING THE BLAME. "Auntie, when you were a young girl were you very pretty?" "Yea, my child, very pretty." "Were you popular?" "Oh, yea, very popular. I wai the belle of the neighborhood." "Didn't any young men ever come to call on you?" "Oh, yea, my dear. Lota of thera." "Then, auntie, why la It that you never married?" "Nobody ever proposed to me, my dear." "Why not?" "I don't know. But I've often thought It muat have been the high coat of living that Beared the young men off In those days." 1 A' .. .('......., i " X X V..f "c 11 :. Will JUWU IJ ltlL' LWW What's In a Name. Mike, one of the unemployed, wai told of a vacancy, and went to apply for the Job. After he had answered Tit It o mlvautiige of our Mini iintl Parcel Pont service. a number of questions, the employe! asked, "What's your name?" "MacGonlgal. aorr." "Spell It." "Mo no!" Mo a g." Mike etuck, but tried again. "M a g a Ach, to blazes wld yo: Ye can keep yer We have the most bewitching things in diamond rings, pendants, watches, jewelry and bracelets for the ladies. Tie pins, cuff links, watches, chains, rings and gentle- men's jewelry. ould Job." Hero Unawares. Reginald de Bacchus, profligate son of a millionaire soapmaker, sat up Id bed and moaned for water. This la the end of my aocial ca reer, he muttered. I drank too much last night at the ball and staggered Into everybody." JUST LIKE HER. 'Aardly. sir, "ardly," murmured A Good Type of Colony Coop. his valet, apologetically. 'Hevery one's praising you for hlnventlng a new When fall la here, and the price of will begin laying before tbe cold dance." Brooklyn Life. egga begins to climb upward, with the weather. If tbey begin at this time sure proapect of good prices all win- they will lay all winter, If they are Why She Were Glasses. then those who have given but put Into a comfortable house before Mistress Why, Bridget, are your ter, little attention to the poultry during they become chilled In the fall and are eyes weak? I notice that you wear the rest of the year will begin to ask given the right kind of care after colored glasses every time you go out How shall I make my hens lay ward. of the house. X the winter?" have never failed to raise a flock Bridget It's not me eyes, mum. Bill through of flock winter layers when I have to of Is It work take a good uphill whin the sun sholnes loike It does out doors today, I'd tan aa black aa a bens that have been poorly cared for cared for my pullets In this way. are altogether unprepared, and naygur av I didn't moderate the lolght and little by wearln' tbltn colored spec by caring for them after cold weath- FUNCTIONS OF FERTILIZERS er Is already here, get them to layaclea. ing before spring. Commercial or Artificial Article Is The time to begin preparations for Used to Increase Fertility Above An Impression of Ease. Natural Capacity. "I understand that your boy Josb the winter harvest Is In the spring, and the start must be made by choos 13 studying to be an electrical engiing for the parents of your laying (By C W. COI.VER. AMlntant Chemlat, neer." Tdnho xtMrlmnt Mlation.) "Well." replied Farmer Corntossel stock only those fowls that are strong are applied to tbe soli Fertilizers and stock. and good laying healthy 'I adv'ied him to take It up. I heard two for general purposes to main By this car In selecting the eggs "I didn't know that you lived on the some fellers say that nobody really to Increase fertility. tain and winfrom which to hatch your next first floor. I understood your wife to knew a whole lot about electricity, sc ter's Chief among those fertilizers that them hereditary you give layer thought mebbe Josh would have are used for maintaining the fertll eay that you lived on the second some chance of pasaln' examinations." tendencies to be good layers and good. floor." constitutions to help them de- lty of tbe land Is barnyard manure. strong "If you knew my wife you would This Is Its main function, and Just velop quickly and enable them to stand Unusual. know that she always stretches a long as the principal constitu the strain of early and heavy lay- as And here," said the man' with the ents of the manure are all derived story." ing. megaphone, "Is the home of a million soil It cannot Increase Its If this baa all been done, and the from the aire with nine children." at beBt It can only mainCause for Anger. fertility little winter chicks then eggs hatched, Passengers on the rubberneck wagon Mr. Wllklns was near the exploding tain its fertility. could hardly believe what they heard ar no winter eggs depend entirely on If, however, the barnyard manure point when his neighbor met him on Well, by cracky!" exclaimed an oW your care for and feeding of these Is obtained wholly or In part from the street. winshtcks them to their for prepare from the rural districts "That man Tompkins," he burst out, gentleman external sources It may Increase fer , ter's work. "has more nerve than any one I ever from the way you talk, I'd tlllty. Two such cases are plainly fed well be a must and variety They be was pore!" met!" evident For examples, when the so whole will the that it food, body manure la purchased from "Why?" asked his neighbor, curl' barnyard develop properly. TWO OF A KIND. ously. Bona and muscle must keep ahead town stables, as It Is often done for "He came over to ray .house last at the fat, but If only fattening food truck gardening near cities, or when evening and borrowed my gun to kilt la given tbem they cannot grow bone It is derived from fertilizing ingredl a dog that kept him awake nights." cake or other tnd muscle, so feed them bran and cut ents contained In oil stuffs consumed "Well, what of that?" oata or oatmeal and cut bone, aa concentrated feeding stock. by "Why." shouted Mr. Wllklns, "It corn. ell as coarsely ground They was my dog be killed!" Ladies' The commercial ur artificial fertll must also have food In some form. Home JlurnaL Uood. tweet beef scraps are all right Izers, which have been employed for for thla, or skim milk will take the a good many years, are used chiefly for Increasing the fertility of the soil Performances at Value. place of meat Actor I roust Insist on being paid r, in other words. Increasing tbe aa should be fed Although they for rehearsals. much as possible to hurry their productiveness of tbe soil above Its natural capacity. Although this Is Manager What on earth for? growth, tbey must not be fed enough never heard of such a thing. to cause Indigestion. They must be their leading function, tbey act as Actor Because lately I ve bad o agents whenever they are given tbe habit of eating a great deal restorative ppllod when barnyard manure is many sis weeks' rehearsals for a ten of food, but must also be given a good withheld. days'. run. But I don't mind giving dlgeation with which to handle It In general, the restitution of the the performances free. Punch. The ability to assimilate large quantities of food Is absolutely necessary fertility of the land Is accomplished The Boy Scouts. chiefly by tbe barnyard manure that for a heavy layer. Big Brother Bill Wanter come wlf Aa an aid In helping tbem to digest Is returned to the soil during a given and tbe Increase In What bloomln good Os. do yer? their food and In growing muscle ex- crop rotation, would you be In a war? ercise la very Important If they are crops Is produced by commercial or artificial fertilizers. Captlng (In the distance) Better New Cook I guess you're a folne let 'lm come, and I'll make 'Im me We can't keep the cook, mum. Feeding Corn to Pig. I don't Tbe feeding of corn alone to pig. whole bloomln army waiting. 8yd Young Wife Mercy, no. a I practiced on many farm in thl know anything about It ney Bulletin. New Cook Thin well git on splen country, has done more than any on Domestic Amenities. thing to reduce the vitality of these didly, mum. I doat either. animal. Corn alone I not a balanced "I was a fool ever to marry you!" ration for tbe bog any more than for sobbed Mrs. Winks. Made These People. other animal, and It cannot be fed "Clothes dont make tbe man, "Now, my dear," said Winks nobly. any A com alone and be a strong and "I cannot permit you to take the quoted a sage. blame for that It was I who wa the prolific as though It had bad a "They made me!" said a retired fool for ever asking you. The mistake Uilor. changed and mixed diet If It were was not yours, but mine." Harper "Where should I be If It wasn't for possible for every breeder of swine to follow these principles, there suits?" chltnd In a young lawyer. Weekly. would. In a short time, be no need of serum for quelling the ravage of LEAVE BEFORE TOO LATE. Prolonged Rapture! cholera. enrt of ullr thtt bog niuttr. Rtnn-ftu- l fwnhl- - llk T- ttiunt make the irllThr (luiw Test With Pigs. It thr stutter When thf In a feeding test with eighty pigs. last 160 day, on a ration of corn Blams the Hens. chop, buttermilk and barley, and sor"Do you furnish affidavits with your ghum forage, conducted at the Okla eggs, showing exactly the minute they homa station, the average dally gain were laid?" asked tbe fussy lady. , was .SI pound as compared with a gain "No. tna'ara, we do not" replied of pounds on corn chop and but the tnarketman. politely. "We tried to term Ilk. furnish such affidavits, but tbe bens A lot of bogs turned into a field of A Prix Winner. positively refuse to sign "em." corn yielding at a rate of only 11 Both Went Under. running on range with tbelr mothers bushel per acre made a gain of 1.2 "I was once a prosperous merchant they will get exercise enough in keep- pound per bead. Estimating the valut with a good business and aeroplane," ing up with ber, but If they are con of the grain at seven cents per pound fined la bouses or yards then let them tbe bogs returned a value of (3.11 explained the tramp. "What happened?" asked the house- scratch for the most of tbelr food la cent per bushe.L some light, clean litter or some loose wife. "1 ran them both Into tbe ground, earth. Mixing Feeds. A few years ago some one asked mum." Keep them supplied with fresh drinking water and chick size grit for an easy way to mix feed In water Many Chicks die or have their diges for bog. Her la a good way: Set His Contrary Way. First Boarder Why are you going barrel over the end of a tion ruined because tbey are not sup to leave? "My husband thinks I'm extravawater. and with bog trough, tbe barrel la a near to Second Boardep rm and plied afraid mad grit h the gant gets every time sees me with new clothes." Tbey must also be kept free from water supply as possible, and bort landlady has design on tne. lice. No chick can grow when a swarm an auger hole in tbe bottom cf bar"He doesr First Boarder How so? A "Yea. fin never sees me dressing Of these little pests Is drawing the life rel to lead slop to the trough. Second Boarder At supper last as and as barrel tick the from Its little pointlong body. be me me the of a that doesn't breast np die the gave give eight dressing ed at lower end I osed to plug th down." Tbey must not be crowded In chicken instead of the neck. ?oop. Overcrowded chicks will not surer bole. To let the slop run cm! A Best Seller. A New Department. grow well or keep healthy. They must Just pull the stirk out. Put In first "That t)w manager is a wonder." have plenty of fresh air and shade and the amount of water, then mill "My publishers have my next novel declared the department store bead. sunshine!, both, so they choose which on top and It will be ready by tb all billed and advertised, t see." next feed. "As to how?" tbey please. "That ought to be gratifying." As soon as yang rooster show rrd "Has a bargain sale every day, and "It Is; tut they may want to beManure and Molture. gin selling It, don't you know. I won sells nearly every woman an accident In tbelr combs, separate them from Manure from the barn lot BiHt the pullets. Allowing them to mn der what III write about" policy before the rush begins with the pullets will retard the growth humus to the soil, and humus act 9f both. If kept by themselves the like a fpotige. retaining the molstun All In the Family. Wor. Bluff I understand old Orlmely cut young roosters IU soon be ready to snd making the soil more capable o Suburbs The minister out In our eat or sell, and the pullet relieved of absorbing more rainfall or holding I place won't tnarry you unless yon his son off with a shilling. ttelr company will also grow faster. longer. Moral: Save nd careful!) fSraff Worse than that lave a medical certificate. all barnyard manor over th This Is what is needed to make winBluff Mow so? Crawford Is It bard to get one? Oroff Me rut him off with a abllUng ter layers, a quirk growth and an even fields. Manure properly yuti Suburbs Why, fw. It happen! hie all nnd development, so tbat they J dollars In tbe farmers' porkots. aed tbe family motor car. brother Is a doctor. Judge. Silverware in profusion for the housewife. Nothing so conducive to appetites as pretty tableware. Write now. Order from any cut or catalogue, or telephone. We can fill your orders at minimum prices. The old reliable. a- , am m MM alde-de-kon- ft f? 0t lil pi tti 5ALT J-- AJE i4tva MAIN ST, CITY, UTAH; WHY HE GOT NO ANSWER. Traveler Learns That Policeman Was Stickler for Etiquette. The policemen of Montevideo are mostly of Indian origin. They are always courteous and polite, but they are great sticklers for etiquette. Through Ignorance of their customs a foreigner sometimes finds himself i PERA POSITIVE MANENT CURE FOR Liquor and TWi It m pM?. pnvatrty m m tkmtr S1ITUTE. U4 W. Drug Addictions m tckin. L4m trMt.4 m THE KEEUT IN- wa T.,,4. sra. fek Ukt Car Sk WANTFD HEN AND WOMEN to Irsrn btrber trade. lur you. Tools lurmatMKl slid coin In an embarrassing situation. Dilution paid wtiii learning. Only .if lit wm-Call or wriio lur psmrulani and cafe One day last summer a well dressed rtMiulml. . Ktnx-L13 Halt LaaaCllir, L'latt American gentleman stepped up to a aliif. Commercial policeman in tho Plaza Independence WAS NO LONGER A SAFE BED. and said, In good Spanish: "Will you please tell xne where the Passenger Thought It About Tim He Calle R neon is?" Was Securing Quarter. J"" ( I Tbe policeman looked haughtily at the stranger, and turned away. Tbe American tried again, with still more courtesy. "Would you be so extremely kind as to accommodatingly toll me where the Cell Rlncon 1st" To his astonishment tbe policeman retorted: "You have no manners, sir." Needless to say, tbe American was quite abashed; but he had to find tbe Calle Rlncon. so he put tbe Question to a Spanish youth who was standing near. The youth answered cordially, and went some little distance to direct the stranger properly. After the American had thanked htm, be asked: "Why did the policeman refuse to answer me?" Because," replied the youth, "when you addressed him, you neglected to take off your bat!" Youth's Companion. HE HAD NO SMALL CHANGE. Farmer Was Acqalnted With Peculiarities of th Bay t'ar. Nothing can aurpass the horse deal interest and a a topic of That recently pleasant excitement. described in the Youngstown Telegram was only Incipient, but it bad a promising first chapter. In tbe hay market on afternoon a couple of farmers stoppad to talk A friend was complaining the other day to Captain Barber, port captain of the stale pilots, about the crowded condition of the steamboat on which he recently made a trip. 'Tour In a room?" replied Barber. That's nothing. You should have, trawled In the days of the gold rush to California. I remember one trip out of New York we carried more than 1,000 passengers, and If you would put SO on that ahlp today there'd be a holler that would reach Waxhlngtoa and make trouble for somebody. To show you how crowded It was and what "crowded really meant, three days out from New York a chap walked up to tbe old man and said: Captain you really must find me a place to sleep." "Where In thunder hav you been sleeping until now?" Inquired tb old man. 'Well,' say the fellow, 'you see If thl way. I've been sleeping on a sick man, but he's getting belter now and won't stand for It much longer'." New York Sun. ' , never-fallin- g crop and horse. "Are you In the market for a good horse?" asked one. "Always ready to dicker," th other answered. "Ever see that little bay mar of mine" "I think I know tbe critter." "Ilow'd you like to own her? She' your at rock bottom price." Gathering np hi line preparatory to leaving tb spot, the otber farmer replied: "Welt, John, I'd buy her today, but I bate to break a dollar." Hi Question. A club of eccentric young men bad for one of their rules tbat on Tuesday evenings any man who asked a question In the club rooms which be was unable to answer himself should pay a line of 110. One evening- - McLoughlln asked th following: 'Wby doesn't a ground squirrel leave any dirt around th lop of bla bole when be dig It?" After some deliberation McLougblln wa called upon to answer bis own question. "Tbaf essy," said be, "th squirrel si art a at tb bottom and dig up." 'All very nice," suggested a mem ber, "but bow doe be get to th bot tom?" nswered McLoughlln. "that 'Well, is your question." Everybodr. Th Way It Sounded to Mlm. Two girl were talking over th wire. Roth were discussing what tbey should wear to the Christmas party. In the mJdst of this Important conversation a masculine voice Interrupted, asking humbly for a number. One of tbe girl became Indignant, and scornfully asked: "What do you think yon are on. anyhow?" "Well," said the man. 1 am not Getting Suspicious. "My father talked me into taking a sure; but, judg'ng from what I hav heard. should say I was on a clothes course In domestic science. ' "And how do 70U like domestic scl line." Garpoyle. ence?" Rebuked. "Well, It look like ordinary kitben "Smith doesn't know a good thing work to me. If my suspicion are con firmed 1 shall drop tbe course and When be Sees it." "Has he len snnhbtng jou again?" make father buy me a $.V hat." Proof Positive, No Chanc. "Too Inherited qiUe a nice little "Freddie has a fortune In police He know the ropes," declared tbe ad fortune.-- ' said the lawyer. "Ts.- - replied the fortunate youth. miring friend. "1 suppoee yon will pay a lot of "Yes; I Judge that from the cam paien clear be gave me." SL Louis your debts now?" "I had thought of It. but t concludRepublic. ed to make no chanee Is my manner Ahead, Looking of living, t don't want to be aocased "Six months," said the Judpe. "But of vuiga? display." why did yon steal a lieht duck suit? Has Great Endues. A heavy overcoat is what yott need." "But I won't seed no beavy overyour wif ever give la la aa coat six months from now, your argument?" L honor." Cour "No, nor out," Nothing Like It. "Hav you anything to say In extenuation of your conduct?" asked the Judge. "Not bin in extenuation, judge, your fconor," replied the prisoner, "but If yott knowed all about this thing you wouldn't blame me for what I don. Chicago Record Herald. !, "Ie ler-Jou- 1 |