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Show JUAB COUNTY TIMES. NEPHI, UTAH WILDCAT ATTACKS A LIST TO THE LAY . NOT NUMEROUS, BUT COOD ROADS NATI6NAL' ISSUE ' Borland of' Missouri Congressmart Says It la On of Blggast Qus. tlona Facing People, addresses glren at the recent Of the Tdral Aid convention In Washington, .called by the National Good Roads board, none contained a more comprehensive summing up of the altuation than the remarks of Repreaentatlve William P. norland of Missouri, who. among other things, said: "1 Relieve that the good road question is the bTggeat question, wlthov exception, now facing the American people. In congress, we are trying aarnnstfy end sincerely to dealwlib 'hi 'problem of the extent and char-M- r of federal eontrol and federal rwaCt -- - Tbf re. ar difflcuL aid to go,- , tie confronting us. t of us believe In a contlnu.11' avstein of roads; roads tbar go some. J benent .here; roads that give us the oT the scientific progress of engineer in Tng skill that his been developed whCrea balding- - We - t &?Vta S-a- "f'ti; it nd f btlter type of roada, long roi.. of bigber ciata, roaaa or a more p. manent character, roads that go some- where, roads Ufat meanBomethlntwln or me cinU7. flpvf toymen, '. . . . 10 gei inruugu Needless Alarm. An old German farmer entered the" office ot a wholesale druggist one , with any stuliborD Never Again. but If we can tin fh rmolx-- j N mor!, ytu twt! that It I bet kH together Fh rutin It ww r to have Mm rood roads than It If A "xirliatrlt." 1 to have no rrxd road, then we will and til get behind kim proposition Her Need. fometblng for good roads; I Matrimonii! Agont What kind of a ard it Is foing to take that spirit ol huahand do you wantf cooperation and aeir sacrifice to bring j Girl On who twMi't smoke, drink ebimt lgiiltlon." or sw-r- . who brines tne cbocolatea A I and takes. m (o theater and I PATROL SYSTEM IN VIRGINIA r.nt. ever, day. Matrlmnnial Agent You don't wsnt j What jou want I a beau. Erptnmfati Mad by Publt Road et AgrictiW OTc j on fsrth Road. ture 9prtmnt Gssi fee Calculation. . . .. .V He I'.pft.rw t go to Euroj-- e I muat oi oiar . ti p'iriiic .it' t rf' vot om douMsl gompanies tould of agriculture has eeii ' iJii!t: etpprlment on an eight-milKhe Vould yofl t'lnk of goiit roll Ji of road in Virginia Vn demon-f't em somrahleiiT tbe rosulu that may be ob ! lltaitir.l on country rlh roads by con-- j N, krtt votefrr dy would Iruotia work under a patrol syate.n, ) bar e ve otijrit to be able to do It A pa'roltnan was Tuck. err.ployrd to famish j to a hirft, a rart and small tools, and be wss with a road drag Nothing Strang About That. livtH of pUr.k and required to fur-ito QieenM, you are accustomed 1o drsg tbe road wben-e-r psklng of yourself as eiredingly hor It ws la euliabl condition for lain, but you doo't knew how your !ratiie. utislly following each rain. f4.c ros onI t,i'." Tb "Oh, yfi, of th rosd dr (to, Cwrge, It grew on ha rroat f liprnvp-- fh daily eonliifo of tbe rae. didn f ItT ' t ttl and rrndered It smooth at d com- Unkind Thowaht. travel fff a irreally Ir of th riT.Ir or day In bad weath e fisron-"- U hat b btome rid r ho cniid get pf Tbe dopartmetil eipcts to fof scorching? tbe epr1mpf)t thla yrar, for It h!trlf Egtrt--- f that the ettlre !a alr-d- y ttfffri bo's cor hint, la fparnt world now rieiil niilo of mad will show remark some M Irrprove lent under the ersem-aM- r Cue Crrption flwre. .ork of the patrolman. not ti h 1 ru',"l J1". Selling Relics. "Ton say this sword came from a genuine battlefield?" "Yep." "Mow much?" "Three dollars, with an appropriate anecdote. Or. If you don't care for the anecdote, you can have the aword for dollars." to Shy en Idtas. "Sometimes." declared Mr. Wpm-ba"I think men are too feeble-minde- d for any use." "How. now?" "For twenty yesr I've asked my husband dally what he wanted for dinner, and he'a never been able to mak suggestion yet." t, Numbered. mover did "Vhat r- you engage thl the wife asked. "The same old man," replied hubby. yea- "You know, be has the combination of our numtx-rofurniture." Judge. Knew Hia Capacity. "Well, where have you been?' "My dear, tf I should try to tell you all the placee I'te been " "t Judge by your condition that you, have been to more than aeven."1 OBSCURE. ini wtin, - to -l arftd Afrt tre niy b Tree. fl r,p in a f'w.t in 6m-'.-r If snsalln-f-- f t ore, however, shoeld b :w that o murh of the top Is not tti any on off yar. of ths top the f!rt t wit anl Insf-r- t scions on stubs not two or thre inch In mrtts The tptt yoer remove d mnr of top Snd lnsrt Hrrt. rid th following year cos rtrrtrl Ct eno-thir- yar hn m"f ctbf ftlnr oVr a a Develpofreet. G' Er whet b anbjeit rrnl' r f ,i"1 x't J ow lh Tlifmat farm I shou'd to k t. ?er. rtHc- tit rrfny er well It be lliimane roclety. In write r.Vt t "(it) alow." " he 't lefariois " Mst ir,at be' b or.ly He way be an Wbj Jon 't a jrm ' wp t frm yonr vacation, whst you wanted s.an ebarureyoa little village, far wr "Ab: rnlr off Hm-iJf- . iy about he be eorre?ly ic' I find Indissretloa. n young' Vovlh' Tl of t H "tv'tnie ". Tnal'a mfr h IhtHed to a doy." Cits. Hack Hid lu rn9h: ffotecting " ' froin civillsailonT" "My boy. It new-!- ! tnr wildest be dreama. Why, that town didn t even souvenir postcards." in t'.tf that man Into ciiMody. vparlng fa!e whiVfr "liet i W ill 0L Wrii mmik t 'sgise. Ht e the songs b Vriow -f rnst arlMy .t all t.T work ?Tt A ltJN 51 o I t. UTAH UAHI AJJT twelve-year-o'f- ' A POSITIVE ml CUKE F01 Liquor and Drug Addictions Tim b fT STITUTC mUWi, mm rfckaM. m im tfc.tr mmm kmm. THE 114 W. S..lfc Immph !UrH. am FREE Ot'H LATK8T IS Commercial htrvl tni IKIUl Si M IN. Uk. Cr ll.LL'HTKAT-h- l ' 1'ATAl.otiUK. kxplama bow wo tarh barter irndv lit . full or LAtK wet-It- writ MOLCH BARBER COLLEGE HALT VI it BINKS FOUND HIS HAT. He Had Forgotten That It waa Securely Anchored. Flushed and breathleMH, young Dlnka.at last succeeded tu picking up the hat. blown by Uiu wind, which be had been chasUm vigorously along the street, and with a sigh ot relief, leaned up agalust a lamp post and, pantli.g pitifully, tried to recover soma . of his exhausted energies. Just then another man, alio breath-leas- , caina runulng up. and, taking the hat from llluks' hand, remarked. "I am very much obliged to yo, i , sir." " -- 4 "For what?" "Well, this la my hat!" said the stranger, smiling. "Your bnt! Then where' mine?" gasped Dink. "Oh, yours Is hanging behind you at the end of a string'." I'ltuburg Chronicle Telegraph. But n FsU John Attacked by a Viclow Wildcat nearby tree. Unloading the content or hi gun at the wildcat, the young man repaired to the bouBe. where b told of his experience to hi parents. Medical aid was summoned Immediate-'- and the wounds on tbe lad ahoul-dressed. ' ei, Knw ' tb Hansom i.rtrit wS? . per country. early life In th cjwr of thw lnni2 along tbe shores (J 1 k Superior. FIGHTS RHINO f ay has handled mystery raaoa, has learned thn value of real clews and me aiHcouraKoment attendant upon loiiowiug bad oues. . Wheu vou follow false evidence. h explains, von are llko a little boy wlio cam a flitm-- ia oreaitiai. one morulug and aald: . "Mother, I think I've got the chicken pox. I found a feather In my bed this mornlni?." Ix's Aiigi-leHerald. h What ZOO CAG. She. Could po. Arthur was speudllit a Jav i.Lu a. Li" U tB something to annw "I IN lviiJeHC&; Vilkie, iamous f6r the K. ard" - J to do pfetse you on joOr birthday," he said Id Ihe little boy. "but fTrsi want to aak the how you 1 New York Central Park Kepr la tacked by Animal and Ha Narrew Escape. New York. Old Smile, tbe At- e at school." "If you rally want to do y to p!ea me, auntie." aald Ihe k the teacher." Uppln-colt'boy.JMon't aom-ibln- two-home- d s. rhinoceros In tb Central Park ' too. was not In the best of humor th . A Cannibal's Dish. , other day. Hattie, the elephant nest door, bad given a long talk on womlisten t0 "My and tell an' suffrage, and Jewel, her brother, me what you make of this, It!" exclaimed bad backed ber up with a trunkful of th elderly EnKllsh lady to r argument. on ber first vlait to tbe atates. When Billy Snyder, the head keeper, 8be held the hotel menu " almost at went to give Old Smile hi annual arm' ' and apulte.iu a to.ie of amear, the rhino waa ready for war. horror. length, He did not feel any more kindly when "'Baked Indian pudding!' Can It be he waa roped and truss ad to one of in a clvllited country?" poatilble the bar. Youth's Companion. The only entrance to the cage U door In tbe back, which never has The. Chicken Was There. been unlocked sines tb rhinoceros One morning Jenkins looked over waa put behind th bar. Snyder reached the top of the cage by mean his garden wall and said to bis neighof a long ladder, tben lowered another bor: "Hey. what sre you burying in that ladder Into the cage. Old Smile tugged at hi rope until bole?" "Oh," be said, "I'm Jut replanting be got free. Th keeper jumped around the cage. He made the ladder som of my seeds; that's all." iWds" shouted Jfnklns aftxrily. and scampered for the top. Rhino was Frank Waited and Waited. not to be fooled ao easily. 11 rushed "It lroks more like one of my hena." mistook him for a member of the Red for tbe ladder and threw Snyder Into "That a ail riht. The imli ar Croaa and tried to talk to him about the air. but the keeper, much to bis lns.de." lt dlsaatrou floods. But Prank turn- and Old Smile' surprise, landed oa They Wr False. ed the subject of conversation to eggs the back of tbe rhino. A doctor attended and it Anally leaked out the secret. an old lady Snyder made a jump for the ladder, Frank waited and hi assistant. Bob Hurton. stuck from Smtland v. ho had caught a ere old. und waited. a pitchfork Into Old Smile. Th ani' ' and waited. mal was kept at bay until lb keeper 'till your teeth chatter when yon Shafer waited Several passenger escaped. Then Old Smile was trussed felt the thill coming over you" ki-and a newspaper reporter waited. At- tip again and hi annual tollt waa the dw tor. taches of the station waited. I iion But made, deapite bla protestation. ken. doctor; Ihey re new for another year. Bertba didn't appear. lying on the table!" waa tbe pleasant Then a woman employe of the Traci reply. tion Terminal Station cigar stand, who STUNG TO DEATH BY BEES was "in on the joke." approached Beginning at Home. Frank, alapped bim on tb arm and CM Man Walk Into !o t' t s'lfTaxettea tan "What Hlv Swarming egeaclalmed: SPjbowT" nd I Enveloped by Angry "Tag!" "We want lo Insect. sMp the country, "Tag. yourself." aald Frank. dad ' "Guess you're looking for me," aald ' Weil, dt not dep: Fa t'nknowintty be small be n Pittsburgh, lb newcomer. l take a stroll up cause of poor sight, Jeremiah Kramer, nines, snptoso you make mart the street and get acquainted." of . Wind Cap road with V,9 fJIning room, my dear.' tw. aged seventy Frank agreed. They got to the ! In Cbartier township, ran Into a big lobit;;;e Cour ier Journal. walk and the new friend suddenly r hive of bee whirh were about to called tbst she had forgotten ome-thln-g awarm on a A Wsnljr Man. projecting beam In bis In tbe station. Frank ssld be t It the other day. humiliate yo'i trt hate iron shop "Irjen would wait while sbe went for It. The bees enveloped Kramer and to ro throneh life thla way?" And he waited piled onto his fsc and I long tre symp.-ittietlwoman, aa a'i py- -t Ard waited whiskers. The old man yelled for help hawd a hofocraph. , And waited and fought the bees as bent he could, "Yes. ma'am." re; r boarn fcomIiow she didn't seem to be the bnt be was soon blinded and helpless if lady. Berth he had egaperted anyway, so from their stinas. The onslaught of the kid'IfI'd waan't for the wife aid" thro up the joti tfJa. he iierlded to go to the address on bee soon rendered him unconscious "itvinnti Knq'iiier. fenneman street and see for himself and he was found by hi son, Joshua, He gTt out there late In th afternoon three hours later laying on the wagob Mfea sej Maid. lit. tea then It shed Poor with the myriads of bees on and fnind Bertha all I torrow roium of his head, arm and nee which were son from the Khrary? ip to Hertha to crawflah. altd th Bh ecgit plained that she hadn't swelled to twice their natural nine. Al- ho'i? msid. meatt eegsaetly that la. she waa glad though medical aid was hurriedly sum' I Fate no r rlijf t'fin." to kti"w him. but " moned Kramer died. n istrwa r Wbi;o joi 8lMit it, Frank An6 finally got hep. tHe tire .a j ,oT, i l)i"jrr e.' ' "Net tC again." declared Miss guhre t Plaint, tv. Tlppd A!v,t;-r"Mamma Ot the egg and I thought It New York. Af: th coort bad defun to start a corre would be cided for bim In a suit for l 39 InstiCanejr. He franfloualyi. If 1 a',o1 j.r spondence Of course, t told him that tuted by Mayor Oaynor'a lawyer, Ijt. I could n' think of keeping regular wo-iGeorge Dickson banded tbe plaintiff poay "Vea" tote bla "kaey company wit alia, and bow I ts get a ii note (afill more cantJonoly I If yr,-- t f wo'j d say "ye lneChang." raj au." w?u:4 Ixindas Ever'ng gtan-lard- jet Brtpt . r, h-- "I-e- bif-ycl- e cow-t'nti- tha F3 ylH-m- f II' aur-pllo- Appt Mich While playing Houghton, about the grounds of his father's summer home at Twin Lakes. Sheldon, the son of B. T. Barry. wealthy mlnhJ man of Houghton, was attacked by a vicious wildcat whlcb pounced upon him from a tree and severely bit him about the" right shoulder. The lad had presence ot mind to grasp the animal by the nape ot th neck and wrench It from lta perch on hla back., throwing It to the ground. h Not daunted by the accident. rushed Into the bouse, secured his rtfl and took up a search for the animal He found which had attacked htm. the wildcat perched on the limb of a ..u tn prldfl of opinion ifa ornari1y on tbe Idea rt.!Vir tf(n1 ( ' wplrlt of solf sacrifice and i'ti. old Lad. - . d J I Not - W e . tl piece r- 1 d nttt - - Romance Did "Eggsactly" Hatch." This- But To come to when you netd a Watch, Jewelry, Silver or in After Fierce Fight the Animal It ' Killed by Y Twelve-Yea- morning and addressed the proprietor: "Mister Decker, I have der schmall pox " LIKE A LEMON "Merciful heavens, Mr. Jacobs!" tx MORE claimed Becker, as the office force scrambled over each other in, their on It All hurry to get but, "don't coin any Indiana Youth Wrote Nam Stenognearer." Right and Finally Find "Vot's der madder mlt you fellers, rapher Who Eggsplalns" She Waa .' ' anyhow?"- quietly replied Jacobs. "1 Only Joking. say I haf der schmall pox of butter out In mine wagon, vot Mrs. Becker or Ind. This Is the tale tered las' week alreaty." National of Indianapolis. an egg and the love that never Food Maijaxlne. hatched. Frank McLaln Uvea at Whlteland. TURN ABOUT IB FAIR PLAY. Ind., and works occasionally In a grocery store thore. Miss Bertha Suhr Uvea at 1750 Fenneman street and Til Just say "the meeting was largely attended and full of enthusiasm.' employed as a stenographer ' In the Good night." Law building. To all romantic Intents theso "two Made the Sale. soul were born the whole wide world "Let "me eee some of your black kid apart and had no thought ech of the other's being," aa the poe aaya, but gloves." said a lady to a shop assistin Frauk;a rugged, physique, lurka a ant, t streak of the most romautlc romance "These are not" the latest style, are that ever was Incubated, so to apeak- tlte?'' she .suited when the gloves And so one day a few weeks ago he were produced. wrote hla name on an KS and placed the madam." shopman, replied "Yes, It In a batch that waa being sent to v.e hav bad tbera In stock only two the city. days." "Bypieby" ther came a message "I didn't think they were because from on who signed herself "i.fhai have the fashion paper says black klda .n .titrhon and vice versa. 1 see the Fenneman street. Indianapolis, atitches. but not the vice versa who aald the message had been reThe shopman explained that vice ceived, and bade him anewer In haste. versa was French for seven buttons. No wonder Frank became eggsclted. SO she bright, three Pill. Good cause! For one of Frank's uncle w The Reformer Well, some day had met his wife Just that way and ',. r,i .. will bave laws abolishing trusts.! "Uefeln Was the Worry. l then Frank knew another fellow who The Politician Very unfair, The had found a correspondent f writing "l'sa "iibO,w sked a man of au threats about 4 Improvident ntT uiZZ ?S in eg (but. as It happencar ,lra,!' abollbhlng the laws. ed she proved to be a negro woman). Job for the third o. T aaut- r-ft- plo-I"aren't you worried over the nextI lene. Bitten Yet. tlon of wherewithal to aupport yoT , If ture of herself. They exchanged u. any on on arlh haa ot Iordy. Marae Henry." was the reir rwitiiK man ar mln venlr post cards and Frank decided to "I "bout ain't worrvlu ply, wherewith- Thiy'rwtr"e ,hBn ' am fcnJ Ihey become acquainted with .his i new " worrj'ln' 'bout do wherefore May have friend. He made arrangements for a de herein." at ihe Traction Terminal meeting, '.Aiiftl.llrh.. atation and then failed to fill the ap"A very good retort!"" aald STARTING EARLY. fato pointment. txdge In an argument over the Jtrnn.. A second meetiirg was planned for gration bill. "A. very good retort Inrsame afternoon a 1:30 In deed! It reminds me of Weeks, nll "Weeks and his wife fcoro" quarrel- - place, and FranU Was to wear a ciptb pinned on his coat sleeve to Iden" The night 0n propose ' -- aid tify him. That was the way hla uncle' Mrs. Weeks, with a hard. scorjitfl arranged In bis egg romance. He was at the station at the like a Osh out of laugh, 'you act-time, neatly tagged wltft a ter.' of white cloth. Doss Sbafer. po"Weeks alghed. stlp " 'But a very cleverly caught fish.' liceman at the Traction Terminal. he said In a musing voice." XVH Is the Idea that must occui I t to everyMhlnklng man. We do not the 2.1M.000 tnllea ol have highways In the United State. Tbal '.---r not ix any maa's Imaglna t!on Etperlftice has shown at th ry threshold o this subject, that H por cent, of the traffic on roads goei ovr lers than ten per cent, of tht roeds ' If we bad a system of good era rnsds leading fairly Into every section of the country, within the reaannabl Mr. Nrwwed I II never leave reach of the majority of the cltlxen. wlih my brother to mind again.baby and producer and tax payer of th Mr. Newwed Why not? ir.ai system woui9 dc a vasi Mrs. Necd-- 1 left baby with him ol dmnine over tbe prerent system today and when I ram borne, tbe 'UoU(-lucal control of highways. baby was playing with a pack of cards "If we ran bring that about by a and a box of poker chips. M 2& j TVnVhrre rial OF THE LOVE EGG - , that ft d- w s tur-men- VW "" - rroposiuy Ugislaftv6 betterment ; but tinn th.r a proposition that til.Tfrl? ,u. IUU' no vantage ss wioei7 posn could take a little federal iucnT or a good deal of federal money, or as much federal money aa we couM lay our hands on, whatever the amount might be. and spread It out over every road district In the United State, and put It in the hands of the existing road overseers for the existing system of roads, and not ask anything In return, we could get the greatest and the moat tremendous unanimity of opinion back of It thai irny legislative proposition could poa ibly get There la no doubt about .nws "What's this hall lighted up for?" Inquired the reporter. "Thla It a meeting to protest against ny father delay lu putting lamps at the corners of this street," said the man occupying the big chair on the platform, "You seem to bo the only person here," "Yes, and there ought to be a full house. I tefl you, sir, It's a blamed outrage that this part of town has been neglected so long, and " "Say you're a pretty husky citizen. How much do you weigh?" and thirty-nin- e "Two hundred pounda. What's that got to do with VV ..H,V.l .,. ji !.:" proposition a EARNEST. )rA' A Good Place """BOYINIVIICHIGAN - M.j'h h and thmmft t anew It all; thut he had bT1 ball. rarr-plio- r tvpert ba Advice. Fhail I marry Mr Wombat.' who I forty, or Mr. Wojp, abo I twenty? earn the sam salary." They ' the young eian. He'll nag Marfy about epene." 'Why so? ed "He can't rinenib..f whrn trlc were lower." c wo-fo- yr w. aed i:r a.er4 h-- rstn fat ad u ff - . |