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Show .. ...V f 1 AB C61MTY TIMES, NEPHI. UTAH THE Palace Barber Shop .... Srww t STATE UTAH NEWS wina uuildmy Main Street Everything New and Up-to-d- ata First Claaa Work Courteous Traatmant to all Mho iMni stand and bath tub in oannaotloa AGENT FOR PROVO STEAM LAUNDRY " '.ROBERT LOMAX. Proprietoi ATTORNEY AT LAW . Notary Public Vemce BIdg. NEPHI, UTAH I h, Mcknight orncE NEPHI, VTAH ' A Xr. J. .A. BOOTH DENTIST No. A Great Invention. and 7, Veoloe Theatre Quildtnjj. Phone Vo. 123-- J 6 scientist has InventDlnglehatz ed what he calls a 'muck-ramachine that aeeius destlued to fill a long-fel- t A . i The conversation at a recent dinner turned to the bright sayings of the rising generation, when Stimjressniau Qegrge F, Burgess of Texas was reiuiudod of an incident that happened In a public school. One da t'e teacher was Instructing a claaa of youngsters In geography, and to thla end aha told them to close their books while she asked a few about the lesson. questions -Johnny," said she, beginning with t bright-faceyoungster, "what Is-- the name of the principal river o Egypt?" "The Nile," was the easy rejoinder of Johnny. "That's right," returned the teacher, encouragingly. "Now, please give me the name of the Nile's smaller tributaries." "Juveniles, Miss Mary," answered Johnny. Philadelphia Telegraph. ANOTHER WARNING d COUNTY ATTORNEY ATTORNEY AT LAW IN COURT HOUSE Office Rooms NILE AND JUVENIL.E in Washington Lawrence A. Miner Jack a peach. She's a country girl, but she'a Pred You want to these green peaches. look out Feminine Preparedness. But a woman la prepared For almoat any old rale, If ahe'a dread In atyle And her list's on straight. want IOO TO TMI for , Sulcklefrltz What Is Its object? , It will enable the peoMODERN BARBER SHOP Dlnglebntz ple to aee how a candidate can spend Far First Claaa Wark $10.1X10 in getting himself elected to End of His Romance. make a pecialt? of Electric Scalp and Faoa a $1.3O0 otllce, and yet grow rich on "I suppose," said the angular spin MA88AUKthe deal. AUtb and Bhoa Saining Htaad In Connection. ster as she gave him a hunk of cold ham on a slice of bread, "that you atahalar Rraa., ayeaa. Venloe Theatre Bid. never had a real romance?" "Who la that shabby old fellow you """"'""aaaaaaaajnBiaaaaaaMBa "Hat's where youse go lame, ma'am," were talking to Just now?" the unhindered hobo, "I "He's one of those statistical ex- replied vviinst had a sweetheart wot wua a perts. He can tell you how ninny sil- dead ringer fer youne." ver dollars It would take to belt the Manufacture that ever-lasti"And did she die?" asked the a. a. globe." as she helped him to- a piece of pie. Hand-mad- e Harness "Wonderful !" ma'am," answered the hobo In "And after he has told a person that a "No, tone. Old Harneee and AaddlM repaired food a, naw. sad "When leap year come he usually tries to borrow a quarter." 'round Ixal In Hinia, H4tii, Bridle, and she ask'd me ter marry her Nitile Blank eta. an' an' I ruuned away from me CORRECT. home." -- Anti-Clima- Ostler & Allen ng City Meat Co. Such a Meannes! They were homeward bound from church. "According to the minister's sermon this morning," said Mrs. Enpeck. there Is to be no marrying or giving In marriage In heaven. Io you believe that?" "Wen. I have no reason to doubt it," answered Enieck. "There must be some way to distinguish It from the other place." CEORCE CARRETT. Pptietat All Kinds of Home Cured and Fresh Meats- Kept in Refrigerator Buinei being; run on cash basis, enables us to null at very up-to-d- ate reaoaabIe price. J Courteous Treatment to all BadTy Handicapped. Br. J. G. IRONS VETERINARIAN . JiEPHI UTAH Graduate Veterinary CoDcft University si Psuuylrania FHOSJE is? Diseases of domestic animals trtated City Barber Shop mnjCMSi wpm A. NIELS ON. Proprietor Doore South of LunU' Pharmacy TW livery and Feed Stable Bua Mtitt All 4kos4 Livery Rica, Dr Train. Dapswae Waoai' PVoce Ca. Ma. aVfenU for OoeA H D. COLD(BOVOn, -- . PrmiMM Dr. Charles Dunn v DENTIST JThone No. 3 JPnstOmr MMg. Optometrist Located With phi Drug Co. VV. Naw Tork la tha Empire state. No other ona ran mala her. Connecticut la the Nulrnea state Where can wa And a "ara,trT" "Afraid of what?" "Somebody might steal It." "L'tnph 1 It Isn't apwdy enough for gunmen and hank robber to use In A Pair of Queries. making a getawsy and no thief Is go The Doctor How ran a man be a ing to steal a car that couldn't be lawyer and obey the commandment sold for more than seven dollar cash. It's aafe enough." "Thou shalt not steal V Hie Lawyer How can a man be a Mild Sarcasm. doctor and obey the commandment "Thou shalt not kill?" "Suppose." remarked the dilatory youth who had been calling on a young lady with, clockwork regularity An Honest Confession. Stranger Say. run I get a divorce for nearly two long weary years, "that I should work myself up to the Inter on the grounds of Insanity? ar b It could rogation point, what would you say?" Lawyer Possibly "I would probably rspond with an ranged. Is your wife lnane? Ktrsnirer No: but I must have been exclamation of surprise," replied the pert miss. crazy when I married her. Jeweler Clever Woman. That yonng widow Is certainly a very clever woman, and yet she Ta WILD WELL USE Ncphi Plaster Has No EquaJ The Largest and Purest natural deposit of Gypsum in tha World. 1 Hephi Poster & l Co. "IBIjTT? Tib f eMIeffWahii Net Confrntt 15 fluid Draohrai For Infanta and Children. Mothers Khoy That Genuine Castoria LCOHOL-- a PBR GBNT. l I AVwMAbkiIYcraratioaSrAj I similatinmeFaod by Regular Always Bears the I Stm4lJlcStoili8sandBowco rTHTTfrrn inns iaaju Signature DiSrftiai Thereby Promoting Cheerfulness and testCoototo n fletther 0niam,Morphlfle of Jt.ri.tl. k bss very little to say, Mrs. Biggs Thnt's where ber clever-aes- a cornea In. She leads a fool man to believe that she thinks be Is worth listening to. trnlCrroctryfcr J' t ncc nv sleep thrortjnta&7 rcsttUn InCrirwrnCow-AMf- Tha Real Struggle. "What," queried the very yonng man. "Is the real struggle of man kind?" "The real atruggle of the msjorlfy of the species," replied the Khelhyvllle sg, "is to get a sqnsre meal, and then wonder where the next one la coming from." Good Boss. "One of these days women will play ai El Bact c Copy ot Wtappas. HAD ALL SHE COULD Despita OldJ SAVE YOUR MONEY." STAND One bet of Tatt'a PWe wee tmtmj Soltar laeec tor'a bUla. A remear ear Sleeasee e the Hver, elck heeifwbe. d venenata, cenetlsatlea) and kUteauieee, a nUltoei anpli enancee PosslWe Proposal, "Young Maid" Waa Unable to Put Up With Bore. Tola Is a new aad charming corre spondent who describes herself as "a rather yoswg old tnald In wttora the eager desire for matrimony is almost overbalanced by an umfortunate sense of the rtdictilousnesa of ail masculine beings." Her letter retstlng Aone recourt cent experlearea with male bores and Henry Coulam. who served as a zanies Is too long to reproduce. We captain In the black Hawk Indian print this brief excerpt : war, and ha waa one of the "minute "He talked ,oC aoctullsu from 3:30 to nven" of the early history of Salt 9:30. of the war from then till 10::P, Lake and noted aa one of the first of Hemard Shaw and how he Is difvolunteer Ire men, died at Salt Lake ferent from Chesterton till 11:30 and last week. then of psychic therapeutics. " T am, you know.' be Interjected KegollatVona have been completed whereby tha Cudahy Packing company 'connected with the Kmniurmcl move will establUb. a packing plant in Salt ment' Lake City which wiU entail the Im" ''mx surprise roe,' I murmured. mediate Investment of more than "'Why should yoa be surprised that and give employment to I am latrrested In so absorhlnc a sub $100,000 about 350 num. ject? he demanded. And Pin afraid The sentiment for enactment of a I glanced at the clock aa I an city ordinance making It unlawful for swered: " 'I didn't Imagine y could b con any business house to exchange merchandise after once delivered to a nected witli any sort of customer la receiving tha support of roentr some of the principal business lnstU-ton"But tsa't It too b4? I think he of Salt Lake City. would lave proHed If Td let him Soreu Thompson of Levan, who talk foe another hour or so!" was twenty-Avdays more than on hundred years old died at the home ot CUTORA COMFORTS BABY his granddaughter, at Levan last week. Mr. Thompson wis born In From Itching, Burning Suffering Denmark, October 8, 1816. lie came etc Trial Free. Eczema, Rashea, to Utah In the early fifties. In the belief that the asphalt well Clva baby a bath with hot water and at Rozcl, Iioxelder county, baa pen Cutlcura Soap, using plenty of Soap. trated Into a deposit of material con- Dry lightly and apply Cutlcura Otnt-taining ictbyol, a substance used in nent geatiy to all affected parts. In medicine, the directors of the Ilozel stant refief follows and baby falls Into company plan to send samples of the a refreshing sleep, the first perhaps output of the well to chemists to be In weeks. Nothing mora effective. analyzed. Free sample each by mail with Book. A club has been formed at Eureka, Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept, L the membership limited to flfly, each Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. member to pay Into the club one dollar per aonlh. When the amount toVanishing Trick. tals $504 a drawing will be held and Two locnl friends of a noted anagl-clnthe two lucky members will divide the were his guests at dinner. coin, to be used to attend the next "Vou do some womb-rfu- l things on world's baseball series. the stage," on of the friends observed, When Sheriff Henry of Carbon coun- "but I sm Itwllned to think you are ty appeared at the state prison last hsndlrapped when you are away from week with a negro prisoner, who gave yotir apparatus." his name as Duck Pox, It was discov"To an cxtwit, yes," the magician ered by the officials that the man In sdnilttf-d-. "but there are many things on a moment's custody wss John Pheelinger, who es- I can do anywln-rcaped from the road gang in Davis county two months ago. us e you do something now." The postmaster at Brigham City "Ail right tske for Instsnre this haa received from the poMof Are de- steak, the Brussels sprouts and the s s Isd " partment at Washington and plans for beautifying the grounds "Yes " around the federal building in that "In a very few minutes we will cause city, and next spring the work of all of them to entirely dlsppear." planting trees and shrubbery on the grounds will be undertaken. Educated Rooster. The one hundred and eighth anni"Splrzerlnktum" Is sn odd nsme versary of the birth of the late Presi- erren for a rooster, but this rooster I dent John Taylor was celebrated No- no ordinary fowl. The bird come vember 1 by bis 300 descendants at a from a strain of Barred Plymootk reunion in the Granite stake halL Hocks, was hatched Isst May and Joseph Wells of Bingham, charged weighs six pounds. He Is owned by with taking orders In wet territory for E. E. Bennett of Hartford City, who liquor to be delivered In dry portions refuses to pert with hi prize-winnof the county, forfeited U.OvO bond at any price. Judg at various fairs when his esse waa called tor trial at where he bss own shown, have told Salt Lake. the owner that he Is a most promising bird, and this Is borne out by the fsct that 1W bss been offered for him. "ftplzzerlnktum" Is also an educated Heavy Pok Not Wanted. One of his chief delights Is ridfowl. Heavy pork Is not wanted lo the seat of a specially constructed the ing market as in years gone by. wagon and holding the reins over eight boys who act as steeds for him. He Quail In Orchards. In the centennial drove this A covey of qnsil In the orchard will st Hartford City. Indiaonolls prove a good friend to the grower te-faNews. they eat a tremu(lu number rf Insects. Fermslitk-- , Discouraged. Is deinWe." "politeness Keep Stock Growing. "It 0wl to tw. But new when you Keep tha young stock growln? yon sr simply wsstlog ay pl-- j' throughout the summer months. Feed the telephone uperator's time." a little grain If necessary. s a ns-tlre- ." -- Tuff's Pills Gave Tou Slda Splitting. "The Clumlys spend a smsll fortune every year entertaining society peo- ple." "Are their entertainments a auc-cesa?- " "I mess so. The fsshlonsMes who there laugh for weks after the Clumly parties." go Too Valuable. tm lsrs It a Dose. naughty child I Why did yos pour your tonic Into the clock?" "Cause that waa run down, too." Funplea, boila, carbuncles, dry op aad diaaspear with Doctor Pierce 'a Oohiea Mmitcal Diacovery. la tablets ar liiu4. Adv. PROUD OF THEIR MODEL SON Of Coarse Ha Waw Young, but Just Then Hie Habita Were Absolutely Irreproachable. "Ah. wrtl, wife," naid John Rutnblea, rhe hornet farmer, "though our corn was stricken with italnsy this year, and our pigs all got the ear rilst-aeand our cabbages were all hollow, and oar wheat had appendicitis, we have the consolation of knowing thnt we have a model son. Jn-- t think. IlolandJ has never smoked a cigarette In his whole life." "Nor anything els, for that matter." replied Sumn, his hom-s- t wife. "And he woald no more think of taking strong drink than be would of flying." "True," aerted honest John, with a sickly smile. "And the regular hours he keeps!" "Yew," put la horest Srrsn, eagerly. "To led right sfter snprwr every night regular as cloHtwork. And for a while John smoked la contemplative silence, while SnKsa knitted away In her ray chair. "But of course, there's this." said John at length. "Wa can't tell how h'il be later on. v nmnt remember he's only six months old." "Ah. John, we timtn't borrow trouble. We hsve enough already, goodness knows." snickered Hussn. Detroit Free Iress. e, Shop Talk. "Kate Is a bundle of nerves." "I thought aha looked done up." Boeton Trancript. A Growing Custom! blue-print- "Ilnw abont this sending eg fiy parcel post?" "I fear It will tempt the cupidity of vef do my wife will "Well. If the train robbers." ska oca awed little empire." aehs!l." For Over Thirty Years . w "It Her Opinion. "What wss the matter with that Husband I wonder why all the misers we read about are old bachelors. quartet singer?" Wife Oh, married misers are so "He met with a baseball accident" common they are not worth mention "liaseball accident T" "Tes J be died on the base." ing I. w Consupatlon aiut Diairhoe and Fcverisnneas e Simple Method. "How do you mske the distinction between popular and classic music?" JEjres Tested and Classes Fitted asked the very young man, ' "Oh, thsf easy." answered the disWatches and Spectacles Repaired of homegrown phllw.phy, "It's penser 'THE PLACE WITH A GUARANTEE " popular If I enjoy It, and It's classical if 1 don't" H Builds Witely Who Build. Well" John H. Dewey, a pioneer of 1847, died at his home In Salt Lake City, after an extended Illness, lie waa 85 years of ago. On November 17 the atate land board will sell 750,000 feet of timber at Parowan, Iron county. A minimum price of )2.&0 a thousand feet haa been fixed. The price of nut sundaes have advanced from 10 to 15 corns at all soda fountains In Salt Lake. High coat of nuts, cream and sugar are reported to be responsible. Utah Is again attracting nation-wid- e attention In educational circles, this time through the medium of th.e mother-craft work given by tha Utah Agricultural college. John Smith, tha man who was wounded by A, S. Atwood In Spanish Fork canyon for demanding 150,000 from Atwood has been sent to the state mental hospital. Dogs and livestock at Reed, twelvo miles north of MUford, have been tit-te- n by coyotes supposed to be rabid. Milch cows belonging to Dan Smith-so- n were bitten a few night ago. Four dogs have been shot Mystery shrouds the death of William O. Keaugh, believed to be a miner of Dear Lake, Idaho, and about 45 years of age, whose lifeloes form was found lying on a bed In a rooming house In Salt Lake City. Pneumonia, believed to have been contracted by sleeping out doors, resulted In the death at the county hospital at Salt Lake of John Scott, 35 years of age. He was arrested for vagrancy a few days previous. Major Wesley E. King of Salt Lake, now acting as Judge advocate wUh the troops at Nogales, has been ordered back to Salt Lake tor duty In mustering out tha members of the First squadron of Utah cavalry. The secretary of the state land board last week deposited with the state treasurer 122,179.50, which represents the return investment on several land grants with the interest collected daring the month of October. Divorces loUowlng almost Immediately upon marriage are not to be granted. In Salt Lake county. Announcement to that effect was made from the bench last week, by Judge M. L. Biichle tC the Third district iff n S0UNO MISFORTUNE. She's Wearing It Now. A I me Harold, (leaf. I wish TOU wouldn't knock at the front door when you call. Harold Thn how shall I get In? Almee Enter with a ring. A LEWIS & W. "I understand your boy la going away to college next year." "Tes." replied old Mr. Cobbles. We're powerfal sorry ter see him go." "It will be a great thing for him." "Mebby so. lint John's a mighty poor dancer an' be ain't no good aa an athlete. Furthermore, he knowa "My dear, why do they call that so much about (J reck an Latin I'm young man Spring? Is that hi right afeared them college boys will pester name?" th life out o' him." "No, mother. I named him that be cause he's so backward." No Need to Worry. "Aren't you afraid to go away and As It Is 6tateL leave your car standing at the curb?" Bigg Nephi win FCrw - The custom of placing on the table Crape-Nut- s at all meals is growing in American homes. Both children ami grown-up- s help themselves to this delicious food as often as they like. It contains the entire nutriment of wheat and barley, digests quickly, and is wonderfully energizing. Every table should have its daily ration of Grape-Nut- s There's a Reason" r: |