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Show V THE UTAH NEPHI NATIONAL Interest paid on Time Deposits at the rate of 4 per cent per annum tiM. OSTLER, PBiniuirr I. HILL, E.K. BOOTH. Caimaa Blasted Ambition ATEAL time Hungry 29 Passing encomiums, only over your store counter, about the quality of what you've got to sell, results in about as much satisfaction as your wife would get if you gave her a box of cigars for Christmas. Advertising in This Paper talks to everybody at once and makes tbam talk back with money. (Uprrui. hw. br . N. u J City Meat Co. Canett, Proprietors All Kinds of Home Cured and Fresh Meats Refrigerator Business being run on cash basis, enables us to sell at very reasonable prices. up-to-d- Courteous Treatment to All Ostler & Allen Manufacture that ever-lasti- ng Harness hand-mad- e Old Barnrm and Piddlr repaired (nod a nes lMal Id Himna, Hadillr B rid lr and Kavajo biaokela. H H I MAIL ORDER PIRATES They sail the high and low seas of commerce. They pay millions a year for advertising. Their profit is millions. Spike their guns with generous advertising in this your home paper. Skinner's grocery, with hla feet on the. bead of a barrel and his bead nodding with drowsiness. Colonel Harper, who had come into town and left his mule hitched lu front of the postofflce. came along on his way to the drug storq and halted to say: "That yo Abe? I deelar to good-neg- s but I didn't know yo' at first sight. Powerful hot day in town." "Bless me, kurnel, bless me!" ex claimed Abe in reply, as he slowly lowered his legs to give the colonel the benefit of the barrel. "I was Jest about yo', kurnel Jest a- How's co'n thlnkln' and on this weather?" "Ought to be a little mo' rain, meb-be- . but co'n Isn't looking 'tall bad." "And mewls hold their own, I reckon to consider?" "Jest about hold their own, Abe; Jest about." "That's good, kurnel. If I can't hold my own I'm still glad to see other folks do it.. Things are looking up a bit for me, however. TheBe yere Pike county scandallzers seem to have got tired of throwing me down and Jumping on my bead, and mebbe I'll get a chanr to draw a long breath. Dawg-gonfolks who ain't willing for other folks to get along!" "Scandalize ain't right," said the colonel as he moved his bat to mop his forehead. "Of co'se it ain't; of eo'se not. Can't make a man better by scandalizing him can't possibly do it. Can't put ambition Into a man's soul by throwing him down every week or two. He's got to be encouraged if yo' want him to do his best. Have I been encouraged In this town, kurnel? Has Pike county ever extended ber band to help me climb up?" "Reckon not. Abe." "No. suh; no, suh. 'cept by one solitary human being, whose name Is Kurnel Hsrper. You run to co'n and mewls, and yo" work 22 men on yo'r plantation the year round, but that don't prevent you from seeing and realizing all sorts of situations. Firstly. I went Into the late wah as a private soldier. I came out the same thing. Drat their pesky hides, but s they were making captains snd and kumels, while I wss pouring out my blood for love of country that Is. I wss willing to pour, which is the same thing, I take It." "'Bout the same, Abe." paternally replied the colonel, "except that the bullets don't hit yo'." "When the wah ended I run for of fice, same as all the rest. They owed me an office for having laid down my life f"r my country, but what was my reward? Kurnel Harper, 1 rerkon yo can remember that I was knocked out halted 20 feet high snowed under till yo couldn't see the top of my hat That's the way Pike county encouraged me to grab hold with both hands and climb to the top!" "Yes. I remember about that," mused the colonel, as he watched a dog rolling over and over In the dusty Creamed ot plain k make a dsody It' eaiy to picpara tupiema in quality, and coata no bum than ordinary aittua. la GU Jmr or Tina At Er Grocora Libby, MsNelU & Llbby Chlcaao Is the Place" hag been adopted I PEXTON UTA NKMI, 4" M IfYou Want YOU and 30. Accountant Edmunds Is still probing In Carbon county records and so far has discovered enough to intimate to him a S7.000 dork-I- t in the treasurer's and clerk's offices combined, it is said. Fire, which was discovered shortly after midnight, destroyed the postof-fle- e and motion picture theatre adjoining, at Robinson. Only by dint of hard work was the hotel next door saved. Slegfred Nelson, aged 15, was accidentally shot and fatally Injured by a companion while the two boys were hunting in Parley's canyon, near Salt Lake. The boy lived two hours after the accident. storm the During an electrical Parker store at Hooper was struck by lightning, and three people narrowly escaped instant death, all being knocked down and were unconscious for some time. Arrangements are being made for the greatest Labor day parade and celebration ever held in the history of Salt Lake. It is exported that the participants will outnumber those of former celebrations. Improvements to cost In the neighconborhood of 1100.000 are br.'j templated 'by the directors of the Davis c Weber Counties Canal company for the enlargement of its reser-vlo- r In East canyon. On an average of 180 cars a day have paused through Ogden during the past six weeks, carrying California fruit. The shipments consist at the present mostly of apricots, peaches and early apples. Prospects for the Iron county fair are splendid. Arid farm products, mineral displays and the stork interests will bj larger and better represented than ever before. Citizens are taking a keen Interest in the fair. Id the near future Leland Is to have a reinforced concrete bridge across the Spanish Fork river. The bridge is to be a forty-foo- t span with a sixteen-foot roadway, and will be the largest concrete bridge in this locality. John Weslly Dodd. aged IT,, of Springer, X. M., was struck by an eastbound freight in the Price yards of the Rio Grande and bad his right leg so bad'y mangled that am potation below the knee was made necessary. years old, Joseph Dunn, sixty-fivwas struck and Instantly killed by a motor drawing a slag train at Tooele. He was working on the tracks near the furnaces and the train approached him from behind. HI bod, was badly mangled. old son of A. G. Brown The two-yeof Wlllard is dead as the result or falling into a vessel of hot water. As soon as the accident was discovered a physician was smt for and attended the child, but the scalds rendered recovery hopeless. Mis Dorothy Drexel. who came to Eureka In company with Alex Mo Cbrystal. died under circumstances which aroused the suspicion of officials. McChryslal and Dick Campbell were placed under arrest. To girl died from an overdose of laudanum. E. T. Jones. who lived north of Helper, was struck y a train while driving across the tfrk. his lifeless body being fmaa taalde the track some time later. The mangled horse and broken buggy wre discovered the cowcatcher when the train pwlleo into Price. The polio are now reasonably certain that Roy Carpenter, the young man lying la a Salt t,ake hospital wish ja bullet wound throrteh his hip, was that either by a policeman or a rail road d"tct1ve while trying to make his way wit of the Oregon Short tne yards on a freight train. Entangled In a pulley c f th poer shaft at the plant of the fta Copper company at Garfield. L. W. Wsrd:g?i. thirty years old. an oiler, wa knorktd from a staging snd. filling to a cement floor tn feet below, received a fracture of the skulL have fltod the The commies-onerlax levy for Car he county at eight mill. WUh the state tat levy at seven and one-halmills, connty e'm.t mills, schools n:ne and Tiills. and ci'y fifteen mills, the levy h In Iogsn amount to forty and ii.l'Is, Mormon colonists who That th have been forced to floe from Mexico and take shelter In th t'nited Pta'es will make no effort to re'urn fo thcif home unM peace Is sbs.ilu'ely tailored la the belief of Ant ton II. Land f the first presidency W. N. U., BEYOND can cet by ad-rem- an c in this paper, it reaches the best class of people in this community. Use This Paper PATIENCE adequately boused. The collection includes a first folio Shakespeare, a copy of Shakespeare's poems la the original binding, and what is described as the finest collection In the world ot Robert Louis Stevenson's works. the Be Pleasant Catching the Fish. The customer had waitod fifteen minutes for the fish he had ordered. until 10 o'clock in the morning, He was very quiet aa he sat there, the rest of the day will take care but Internally there waa a seething. of itself. At the end of the sixteenth minute the waiter, who had been in total eclipse for fifteen and a half min utes, bustled up. "That fish will be here sir In five minutes." delicious Luneta Coffee taken at Five minutes elapsed three times Breakfast will give you a good Then the waiter bustled up aguln. "The fish will be here, sir. In a starter. minute " The customer turned to him. "Tell me," he said quietly, hut with FREE coupons for ROGERS' a certain emphasis, "what bait are fine silverware in EVERY you using?" PACKAGE. Hewlett's Quite Particular. clerk In a bank apeared ebfore the bank president with a three days' growth of beard. "James,"' said the president "you will have to get shaved." "But sir," said James "I am growing a beard." "You may do what you like at (horns'' snapped the president, "but you must understand that I'll not have you growins a beard during office hours." A Mis Bird Kind. "Say, pa?" "What Is It?" "Is an aviary a hospital for aviators? More than one man has failed in life simply because he persisted in having spats and in wearing them. The French aeronauts say that two centuries will pass before men will safely fly across the Atlantic. This transforms the present generstlon Into mere Innocent bystanders. An American spendthrift was Ixndon for throwing money Into the street, but as a rule the wallHer Engagement. ers and porters do not allow AmeriVivian Is much of a flirt and can visitors to go that far. she has been engaged to a dozen different men during the few seasons she has been on the eligible list. A few days ago she said to her father: "Pa, you may congratulate me on having acquired a new object of my affection." "I am glad to hear It." he replied. "I hope you are as happy with him as you will be with the next one." ma-Jah- Her Engagements. Miss Vivian Is very much of a flirt and she bas been engaged to a dozen young men during the few seasons she bas been on the eligible list. A few days ago she said to ber father: "Pa. you may congratulate me on having acquired a new object of my affection." "I am glad to bear It." he replied. "I hope you are as happy with htm as you will be with the next one." Of in the church ot which he was a Embodies our Idea of whiit a member to take up tho collection one modern jewelry store bhould he. was his day, and, aa It happened, It We want you to see it. Out of first experience. He was a little nertown friends will 1ms especially vous as he started down the center interested in the provision muda off wore noon and he but that aisle, for hundliii" mail orders. began to feel almost at home. There were several chilren toi the first pow, and each put In a penny. The people in the next pew also contributed something e:irb. A big glum fellow sat alone In the SALT LAKS CUV. UTAH third pew. The new collector passed Mm the plate, but the mnn Bhook his head and stuck his hands deep in his Many a man won his wife's hand pockets. because he refused to take "no" Thereupon tho conductor stopped, simply for an answeV. as if to his hand the bell up put jerk cord, and said, "Well, you'll have to get off." e Rare Books for Harvard. In Stuttering, according to an investigator. Is three times as common among boys aa among glrla. We always have noticed that a girt seldom bas any trouble In talking. A Philadelphia fish dealer discovered among his wares a flsh wearing a diamond ring. This Is a great advantage over the restaurant oyster whlrh sports Its pearls unset She Knew Him. "Good bye forever!" said the young man. coldly, as he prepared to depart. Three Is a crowd, but not in fh "Good-bye,said the fair maid In eyes of the man who must pay .'be the parlor scene. "Hut before you go prima donna's salary. let me remind you that you can telephone me in the morning ever so A TOSITIVE a4 PERmuch cheaper than you can send a MANENT CURE FOR messenger, and you can buy me a box of chocolates with the difference." Drunkenness and Sll! Perhaps He Hsd. "The Professor Is In his laboratory," said th maid. ' He is conducting some chemical experiments. The professor has Invented a new explosive and if it Is a success he expects to go down to posterity." From the laboratory: "BANG!" "I hope." said the visitor, "the professor hasn't already gone." TVan a Opium Diseases. mmkhtitr. mm mtlmmm. IWx tnsimi m THE hi IW IN. mmmm., 1M W. SMk Immmt. Urn l.k. mm STUUIE Sin. IKUt (. w o aa ".''KODAKS DEVELOPING FINISHING AND f.lnl In tttm wtmt. . riil.M! tticl ail mimiih-tirriprru frr raf ebru mifI I H,-- t S tin-- nl rS Wrua ilevrloiting FAMILY RUNT rls. ALT LARK PHOTO SUPPLY CO. street. Kansas Man Says Coffea Made Him Mn-r1V t l M.iri Halt "Then I turned to law." continued akrl ilr What Experience Teaches. That, Abe ss he hitched the chair over to Th turning point wlih a lot of men get a brace for bis feet on a post of Is when a "Coffee bas been used In our family the So Romantic. pretty girl passes. veranda. "Kurnel Harper, nobody aona five The widow with money to burn can "Hark"' tbservid the romantic of eleven father, mother, on the face of this big esrth will ever and four daughters for thirty years. know bow I get a match. woman spending her vacation pinched and saved snd easily Lots of our "coming men" fall to young I am the eldest of the boys and have on the farm. "Jut hear how thoaxt and worked to get that law starved always been considered the runt of the business down to a fine point. Did I arrive old trees in the orchard groan In the Some of our family tree require a family and a coffee toper. encourage me? Not a critter. storm, like the ctylng of a lorn so il." "I continued to drink it for years un- anybody Not a pesky vsrmlnt hsd a kind word lot of pruning. "Well." ' rejoined her practical snd til f grew to be a man. and then I for me. If I'd known yo during them unromantic you'd companion, "I gu-The First. found I bad stomach trouble, nervous moan and groan loo. If you were as struggling times yo'd bsve ben the headaches, poor circulation, was en- man to open yo'r wallet and hand me A young couple In Berlin are re-- full of green apphw a thoxo trees able to do a full day's work, took medl-rin- e out 30 or so. and tell me to pay it - sponsible for the following advertiseare" for this, that and the other thing, bark In my own good time. Yes. that ment whlrh sppearcd in one of the without the ksst benefit. In fact I would have ben yo. knmel." Serious for Him. Berlin newspapers: 114 when I wsa 28. j only w?!gh-"WANTED A governess who Is a tbs "I supiHioe you have born She: "Yes, replied mebbe," doubtfully "Tbn I changed from coffee to I'os-tu- colonel. T good stenographer, to take down the t up Hh a U k friend again, being the first one In our family I pot to be a lawyer. Then clever sayings of our child " He: "Yes. I have. Why "Wall, I do so. of to noticed, as did the rest whst? I wanted practice. I finally Sti: "l It a st!ous rase?" the family, that I was surely gaining pot a case and went Adam's Hymn. Into court with lie: "Kor him, yes'in. He lot all strength and flh. Shortly after I J it, but the pecky Jury was lying In am "Oh, mamma'." cried Freddie. rrth-In- his money." ass visiting my cousin who said. 'You bush to throw me down, les, sun-- had In from ehurh, "they sans a look so much better you're getting the purtlst. nicest, cleanest rase hymn today that Adni must have Afraid of Drafts. fsf.' yo- - ever heard tell of, snd that jury sung." on "Ii'd evr se any on" so a'rald "At breakfast Ms wife passed me wVs bound by law snd evidence to i "Why do you think so, di,ir" of draft as Aunt Mar'ha?" a cup of coffee, ss she knew I was 1 bring In a verdict for me, but got the sked mamma. "N:; he'd put a wrap "n if sh such a coffee drinker, but I said, rold flop Instead. They brought my " 't'mife it s all about came p'n into th room and found a bu-- i thank 'No, you,' rHent In guilty of stealing a hswsc Me. " reau drawer ojien." "'What!' said tny cousin, "you Quit when be wss 30 miles away at the coffee? What do you drink? Ms of bedside dying lime, at the "'I'ostnm,' I said. Vr water, snd I mother. yo' call tbnf encouraging em well.' They did not know what a young man. kumrl? Was thrt g1v-'ti- s Postum was, but my ronin had stomme a show to el'mb up? ach trouble snd could riot slep at b t csM It ht "Can't ska-sl- y r.lsht from drinking rore three tlm's , If t remember r'trht. found fresh thy a day. He vsi glad to Uarn about ! pork In yo'r client's Po1om, but said be twfver knew r.f-f- e found rneqt there. f Co'se. would hurt anyone.' iTea Is Jmt but"They -was It th meat of that yere haw? t r mi A . 1 KS Injurious as eofffe tetane it r v a. . or rrr" c'her? Thr s'opTvd fains caffeine, the same dr-thro-tort tb to k'irnri consider, j In coffe.) crush verdict asln me In order "After wnrTersfandlns; tnf condition j oit. Same way In the frond cnf, snd how I got well he knew what to mriA Ika Ihtrit n maftrr tn'lh r,r? do for hlnisi'lf. He discovered that how msny witncies I d or how coffee was the catue of his trout!" st 1 mad my case, no ;!;e county he nevrr md tobssrro or sn.rthtng else plain would And for me. How many That's the satisfaction von will enjoy if your home lory of th? kind. Yoi should the chant is constructed of CONCRETE. It will rot ignite man, times have yo' to fop a ii si In him ttow. We both beliere that if Kurnel and cannot burn. The material n proof aein,t Harper, fo kill off his ambi- j persons who suffer from roffp drink- tion snd faVe tne flcht f.ut of him?" ti'j. Flame The owner of a home or other buildme built of oPostum th"y ing would stop and fo' times. I v'kon" "Tiout could build back to kalth end fcarpi-pftn.PORTLAND CEMENT After .! "Jest about fo' times, Nnm given by Pestu: Co., that fo'th Pop I realized that Pike Is safe from danger of fire from within or without. Red Devil Battle Crek. Mich. a aeln me ss a lawyer, snd Portland Cement is the modern building material, and is fat "There's a reason." Rat the Wit county 1:1 went Into politics. There I wss i t supplanting wood, brick snd stone. It is the most economical book, "The Road fo WellTine," in rfctr. flopr-econstruction repairs are unnecessary painting is not required. sgin." Ever read the above letter. A rc "RED DEVIL" is an everlastingly good tement. You should bave to ro to work, "Put yo' t one epcere from time te tin-e- . use it lor sll building purposes. They wKl yo', Abe?" qipr1ed tho colonel. ere genuine, trw, sta full of 14 hr AH taSlac tVrtte ftmklrta. "Never In tt.ls world. knrn1; reter Interest. tents, In this world. Thst's wist Pise cot UNION PORTLAND CO. CEMENT UttM. tfc A frffevf want to drfvf roe Into, br' th" owe trmm fHw fw flw. re " ao4 foil ol tlaaa siall never succeed km sit-ti- df m, I li V. I 1 rf-n- j i fo-.i- i d " i Unscorched Amid the Ruins 1 -- se yo-in- i j w e RED DEVIL" i one-fourt- of their business. OF 12. Harry Elklns Wldener, who was lost on the Titanic, had a very valuable collection of books, and these will go to Harvard university. His grandfather, P. A. B. Wldener. will provide a building in which the books will be thre-fonrth- you want some LIMIT No. He was Just about exasperated with the telephone, was Mr. Buslman. Ten times that morning he had tried to get on to a number, and each him time something had prevented from speaking. Either It was "number engaged," or the person he wanted to speak to was out, or else he had been suddenly cut off. At last be got through. Hallo!" said he. "Is Mr. X. there?" "Yes," replied a voice. "Do you want to speak to him?" That was the ' last straw. Back eame the reply In icy tones: "Oh, no! Nothing of the sort. I merely ruDg up to band him a cigar!" f Use this paper il 8alt Lake City, Uses of the Telephone Will Be Apt to Condons Mr. Buslman's Brief Loss of Temper. ar ADVERTISING U. M. i duh. e Use the mail order's own weapon Ii - a k It was a hot day and Abe Shreter sat on a chair under the awning of And pl Advertising Kept in Keen a as an official elogan for the Transuils-slstilpCommercial congress, which meets in Salt Lake City Auguot 27, 28, Word-of-Mout- h Ac crown-up- yon iI 800. MangeUoo Eager children! appetites to be appeased t, 'This Our New Jewelry Store It was a street car conductor's duty Dill Capcas, the Greek arrested for selling beer at Pleasant Green, July S3, has been fined $50. An attempt Is being made, by the Murray Commercial club to stimulate the broom corn Industry la the St. George district. Prank Eggleston, who was stabbed In the abdomen at Wlnnemucca, Nev., and who was brought to Ogdon for treatment, died Sunday morning. Walter Brim, who was crushed by a horse falling on him July 27, at Park City, has rallied and now the physicians have hope of his recovery. Work has commenced on tho new theatre at Rrigham City. When completed the theatre will have a fifty-foostage and a seating capacity of "BANK L. Fares, Pleaae. BUDGET hi wr-n'- lalrr. (rnji ". l.rr(. e4 fr T tr, i. fj 6 |