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Show mileAuhilf Blackout, Maybe Father Helen, did that young man smoke in the parlor last night? I found burned matches there. Helen Oh no, father; he just lit one or two to see what time it was. A deaf woman entered a church with an ear trumpet. Soon after she had seated herself, an usher tiptoed over and whispered, "One toot, and out you go." A Build-Up Feminine Patient Doctor, why does a small cavity feel so large to the tongue? Dentist Just the natural tendency tend-ency of your tongue to exaggerate, I suppose. Much Relieved Mrt. Murphy What do you hear from your boy, Mike, in Australia? Mrt. Clancy It's bad news, lit writet that he't running around with 0 jeep! Mrs, Murphy Don't worry, Mrt. Clancy, thnt't what they call those army automobiles. Mrs. Clancy Praise the. saints, 1 thought a jeep was a female JapJ And Who Isn't? Lazy Boy I'm always tired on the first of April. Friend Why? Lazy Boy Who wouldn't be after aft-er a March of 31 days? Diagnosis "I have a pain in my abdomen," said the recruit to the army doctor. doc-tor. "Young man," replied the medico, med-ico, "officers have abdomens, sergeants ser-geants have stomachs, you have bellyache." Don't We All! The story goes that Hitler was inspecting troops when he asked a soldier, "What would be your last wish if a Russian bomb fell near you?" The soldier replied, "I would wish that my beloved Fuehrer could be at my side." |