Show Good bye Bellamy Storer Nearl Nearly a n week has passed since Ince election and the public schools are still tl running Japan has read rend the tho Presidents President's message message mes mes- sage ge and feels a whole lot lol more kind to the tho United States than ever before The Tho senate expects expect Cuban annexation tion ton exclaims a Washington ex ex- ex change chang So S does docs the rest of the thena na nation lon Judge Parker of N New w York York York-or or was It I some omo other othO state state has has risen with wih aletter n a letter Jeter of inquiry for Theodore Roose Roose- velt elt He claims to have one time been beena a candidate for the tho Presidency From the census department comes the authoritative statement that tha farmers farmers farm farm- ers era are bettor betor oft off of than are salaried men mono Yes but we dont don't believe eith either r rone one ot them would trade places Secretary Shaw figures that every everyman ever everyman man woman and child In the United States has exact exactly three thirty dollars dollars dol del lars and eight cents cents If I you OU are arc shy you OU are re at liberty to write and correct the secretary's statement statement Colonel Abe Abc Martin of oC Indianapolis In says that if the salaries of oC some somo railway railway rail rail- rai- rai way presidents were cut up among the tho telegraph operators operator there would not be so 50 many wrecks And that sounds good enough to be true Tho The Chicago Journal Journal states th that t a Cumberland Md man paid carfare for a woman who had lost her purse and sho she married him the other day The next woman who loses her purse when hen hes he's around will wl have to walk Now New Jersey is going to Increase the pay of h her r teachers teacher teacherS Utah has been heen beguiling away the best of their In Instructors Instructors Instructors In- In and tho the only way to prevent tho the Increasing defection Is to ral raise e tho the salaries and keep the teachers In the Great State of Corporations Voliva VO l time tho man manIa Ia who overthrew o John Alexander Dowie Dowle declares s he will wi ill abandon Zion City and take his people into Chicago where they will vill wl establish a colony in fn which there shall be no debt no landholding and no rents Ho lie Ic declines to publish his recipe New York theatre managers have promised to admit freo free every over man who will vill wi bring a certificate from his uKo Ho that thal he never novel I lied ed to to her It I would be still sti more interesting to know what proportion of tho the succeeded succeeded suc sue in fooling their wives even when thc tha did lie le to them And now the Populist party part Is goIng go go- goIng Ing to lo disband It I has been In a 0 state of innocuous desuetude e for several years ears and arid had actually forgotten However now that the matter mailer mater is mentioned men men- toned let us all al stand erect remove remo o our hats and murmur the tho alternative Pea co to Its Is or ashes or rest Its Is soul depending on the direction it I went Mark Tain aln wants a change in the copyright laws Jaws of or tho the United States Also he wants men to wear white while flannel fannel clothes without starched linen even In collars colars and cuffs Mark wants too much He may get the c copyright law but how would a man look in white flannel annel with wih this American art party mud travelling from eel to waistline waistline waist waist- line |