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Show HH With Ha i i Ni ay yn Byte 4444 710 39e4 t Now, eges."' yo' lookey heah, vO, I Unbreakable. doan Sam! Dey is GeonGe, RS em Plymouth-rock egg hats in that win- spring rm there them No Easter Hat for "Did your husband help you to decide >.on "Yes; he said couldn't have one CHEAPER. Billy." he said to Her. an Faster hat?" who "are can't agree' bout East- | and so we's gwine to drap it." "In what respect can't you agree?" "Wall, sah, she dun biled aigs wid deir ; up blue, and I want a box of paper collahs all cull'd up white. We can't have boaf, and she won't give in and ; and dar' you are." "And what are you going to do about it?" "Dat's what we was talkin' "bout all night long, and we didn't git things settled "tit! davliest Ws mawnin' ° we agreed to look for a cheaper religun?"' "How cheaper?" was asked, , "One dat hain't dun got no Easter in it, but runs right along without any fuss and lands you widin walkin' dislance of de gates of Heaben! se Joe. Kerr. yés! . Why, for their they have' children EASTER. er, "There's one "What that? thing ys Ve you this making year?" much fuss that I ean't would bo INDIGESTIBLE. under stand =) SS v 3~ 4 THE Some' people SPRING write BONNET, quite merrily About the prices hig Upon spring hats,, which,' verily, They do not have to. buy. 5% "8 (Five 97)! EE oa 1 39) BY 3h BHI RON ST eat as 4: _A_ SPRING FRESHET- | | ' over 5 NOW ENDS THE W INRER. OF ¢ SUR DISCONTENT. WELCOME THE SMIUUCB.. DISMISS THE SAD: LAMENT, UNCHAIN ALL PLEASURES: 'T IS NO LONGER LENT, S EASTER TIDE left it 0g Lf) "Are Faster there on VERY LONG look real "Tiow people can be expected to eat so many hard boiled eggs at While hunting up some North Dakota lands last year I struck a small Easter and still be happy and spring-like. town in Diekie county just as Easter - eee -- | was. OVGi On the supper tabk s 1 large dish of boiled eggs and mighty NOT HIS YEAR: yoree said the sad-faced young man little else It was the same at break; is he turned to wait on a small boy! Well' Well, csad -face . lh he lid to the e fa d) whose sister had fast and at supper again. In fact, it sent him for "The young man In the music store What} Og Folks at Home." was the same thing over 1d over Joe Kerr tbout aster this year | | for four days Then I made bold to "Ho lo you mean?" .was queried UL Rea ae ae say to the landlord Why hen T.awas in‘here last year| A Ray of Sunshine. } "IT see' that you observe Easter }about this time you were asking about i : , 7 | here ?;" cae ric He Beauty .roses."? oe Ue "The prices of these Easter hats are ‘Yes, sit Yes, I asked abou them." jenough to drive a man to drink," ‘But perhaps you. have forgotten They were $2) a piece." | growled the pessimistic married man. | that it ended a week ago< wv eSe $24 for, twelve ' a "Oh, well," smiled the optimistic} "No, sir, I have not forgotten it." And you bought-twelve, I believe?" | . : io ye to. eggs. "But you ¢ ‘Venu? friend, "it might be worse || sir. I bought five "T a re at "And sent them. 'to°your best girl?" "TI like to know how." auction the other day, y; and Easter will a "Yes. "W ell-er-eh-well, you might continue right along: until the last one And this Easter?* have married a two-headed woman of them is used up!" Joe Kerr "This Baster-we-are getting a di-|you know." | the! no fuss ‘tall, sah,"" was the reply. "Anything gone wrong with you?"| "It's just: dis way, sah. Me. and fle old woman Fabulously Wealthy. they very rich?" my, A SOMETHING "Well, Uncle old colored man out the corridor, "Are "Oh, eggs colored Easter." are. OF MORE VALUER. + Mrs. Swellington-I'm afraid my Easter hat will get damaged in the house. ; Mr. Swellington-Why not put it In our safe deposit closet? Mrs. Swellington-But is there room there with all our bonds? Mr. Swellington-No; but we can take the bonds out, / 7" ‘ ee ; if it's vane x ‘\ ‘ ‘ a UGH Morris. EASTER PARADE BUT PAUSE THE = RAPTURD THA‘ MY BEING REHOLD My SPOT Sie, IN-«BO.NN : THRILLS. ‘ eG I REALIZE OWN AND FRILLS! "TWILL SWAMP "ME : WITTE LITS: BILLS: =,» TH I S EAST ER TIDI |