Inter-Mountain Farmer | 1903-01-08 | Page 2 | He Wants a Wife Spacer

Ho Wants a Wife Spacer. A writer In the Northwest I'oullry Journal mules this comment on tho newly livvcntid poultry tjacert 'Ms friend over In Washington has invented what h calls the i'cctk. poultrs tpao-cr. tpao-cr. .N'ow. ms wife Is a big hulk and getn In the middle ot the led, und tho baby takes the rest and Plod eds to kick one side of mj ribs off, and when 1 Uneaten to llvo with one of ms neighbors, neigh-bors, my wife reads 1110 a curtain lecture lec-ture and I cin sleep on the bed rail or behind It ut my sweet ikaaure, If I thought my chickens were abused like that I would bus all the spicers on tho market If anyone will Invent 1 sparer Hint will keep Hut kid where ho be-lcni,s be-lcni,s and eold feet In their cornir, lie will Und me a customer